Double Deuce Podcast

We’re on the zoom again, but next episode is gonna be big. Check out the notes for more. The Notes: Nelson doesn’t lie about flavor! Abiding by the laws of Flavortown! A dream of wings on every corner! Will’s dreams all turn into nightmares! The retribution is swift! Will’s improv games! The point for Will is the wallowing! This is a dark episode! Next episode has special guests! Happy Halloween! Dark thoughts, the spookiest ghost story! Sometimes Dillons can be sad! Nelson’s supermarket story! Nanowrimoing to succeed! LFK Mayor Courtney Shipley and Lynn Rogers, current and democratic candidate for Kansas Treasurer! If you have questions for him, for Courtney, or about the election in general, send them our way! A good treasurer treasures every moment! Hot tub safety tips! Lick that shit with a friend! We love each other and most of you! Nelson needs some wiggle room! Three things for kids to look out for! A happy ending, despite the lurking threat of nazis! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucep

Zooming it this week! Big things in the weeks ahead, though, just wait! The Notes: No single Deuces here! We’re like the Health Department! Ice Murder! Will wants to hear about your ice murders! Nelson is hot on the trail of a goldfish murderer! Nelson solves the goldfish murder the department tried to sweep under the rug! Will accidentally shits on his Oprah dream! Oprah dreams sometimes become Oprah nightmares! Will is briefly profound! Ollie is going to be a murder clown named Hugz for Halloween! The only thing scarier than murder is physical intimacy! Will has never found ET! Nelson’s potentially flawed remembering of the plot of ET has tragic implications! Before ET flew just the right distance from the moon, he flew too close to the sun! Science Corner: How do you get to the moon? Going to space, first go up, then go out! Will has a common misconception about Australia! Will vamps while Nelson catches up on notes! A wine company copywriter has drawn our ire! Sports Corner! KC Current headed to the NWSL

It’s the second episode of the night and Molly Scanlon is back! The Notes: You know more days than us, probably! Nude Ed Parker callback! Robots, Science, and Funny Names! Troubled Teddy Bridge-Under-Troubled-Water! Gambling! Nelson is a good dog gambler! Horse gambling vs dog gambling! Don’t trust the Chicago Bears! Long pig vs long sim! Long sim aside! The irresistible Bella Goth! Will’s lifelong affair! Check out Molly’s project RPG Court Report where she’s doing illustrations of D&D games she’s in. On Instagram @rpgcourtreport! We skid out, but get back on track with a nerd TV groove with Andor! We like Andor! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo

Molly Scanlon is here to guest, we’re in person, we’re having drinks, we’re watching football, let’s do this thing! The Notes: Will has spatial awareness! Sports Corner! Will and Molly are fantasy football co-managers! Fantasy talk! Who Dey!? Chili Corner! KC Current in the playoffs this coming Sunday! KU Football: no longer undefeated, still good! Nelson is Hitler’s Wario! Molly is nervous about ass! Molly has a booty problem! Hibachi humor vs slow cooker humor! Massholes remembrances! Sleepy burrito line! Grumpy facebook dad! Getting Covid in your Big Biscuit!  Eating a full breakfast off of Ed Parker’s naked body! Top 5 things to eat off of a naked Ed Parker! Inventing the Naked Ed Parker Dining Table! Hit us up, carpenters! #IdEatThatOffaNudeEdParker! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libs

We’re zooming because there’s too much football this weekend (GO KU!), and we’ve got an Andy Morton-based weird mic situation, and it’s the earliest we’ve ever recorded a Double Deuce before, but goddamn it, we’re still here for you. The Notes: That Darn Andy Morton! Hollywood, have we got a movie for you! Will is going for an old Mountain Goats vibe on the patreon! Podcast skateboard tricks! Skateboard boom mic operator! Calm down, kids! This podcast is unsubtly a mouthpiece for government! We’re government shills! Be more like Mahoney, Steve Guttenberg! A minute of Joel McHale appreciation! New Police Academy with Joel Mchale as Mahoney (maybe Mahoney’s illegitimate son?)! Hollywood, we’re in your pants! Fletch talk! Is this The Fletch That Was Promised! A backrub from Geena Davis and airport murders! Will’s lifetime flame for Geena Davis still burns bright! Geena Davis makes everything better! Eric Andre GIF shorthand! Nelson is bringing the kids back! We’re doing a bad job with our Fletch Bucket List! Spo

We’re back in Nelson’s kitchen for a second episode of the day! The Notes: Will’s getting German up in here! Will has German friends! Germans call New Years Eve “Sylvester,” and spend it watching Finner for One, apparently! Will’s German friend would give Indiana Jones pause! Woodworking, Princess Diana, and DJing! Nelson spent time in a POW camp! Will did a bad parent thing! Ollie is a slow, naked eater! Will accidentally but justly gave Ollie the ‘ol salty pancake! Will’s sticky, minty beard! Unintentional prank war! Your favorite segment, Nerd TV Corner from the Future Past, is back! We’re talking about Rings of Power and House of the Dragon from a week plus ago, so any spoilers are older! More Rings of Power love! The Hobbits are Welsh! Wizard and Dark Lord ponderances! More House of the Dragon quibbles! Matt Smith in a wig = Gordon Ramsey! Will wants more shirtless Matt Smith! Less sexy uncle time, please! Slow down and enjoy the crabs! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twit

It’s a very special episode recorded in a new location: Nelson’s kitchen! The Notes: We’re telling secrets in Nelson’s kitchen! Will tempts fate yet again! Old timey family cooking remembrances! Cylindrical bread! Remember when Chex Mix wasn’t Chex Mix, merely Chex, what a nightmare! Will went to the Chex Mix factory and Nelson needs to know everything! Independence from England aside! Will used a metaphor to trick Nelson and crush his Chex Mix dreams! You got to have a paper bag! Charity infuriates Will! A lot of secrets were kept from Will because of his history of worker agitation! Watership Down is a bummer, man! Where are all the funny tragedies!? Will plugs his new favorite t-shirt shop: Raygun! Mini-Sports Corner feat: KU Football! Every season is Chex Mix season! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Appl

Second episode of the night bad notes and lazy post-Massholes editing, let’s go! The Notes: Rhyming Intro! Will’s Michael Jackson lies! Will has a stubby flow! Will’s woohoo needs work! Nelson earns double bonus oeuvre points! Nelson’s reproductive health lies! Will’s Hobbeger (sp?) Tales! Charting Will’s love of lesbians! We Nerd Corner about Rings of Power an episode behind in the future past and talk more about the Dragon show, too, and their inferior Crabman! Will’s anger towards elves is ever-burning! English history! Whole lotta rebellions! Political engagement! Meteorman is better than Crabman! The notes really peter out here so you’re just gonna have to listen and find out what happens! Congrats to Nelson’s new political enemy, Adrianne Nunez, newly elected Lawrence Comedy Mayor at Saturday’s Massholes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subs

Nelson ate a 5th Avenue and we’re ready to roll! The Notes: A Butterfinger conversation that’s long overdue! Will has a bone to pick with Butterfinger! Nelson is a 5th Avenue Boy! The monoculture is dead! Will is an agent of chaos! Teddy Roosevelt, there’s some pros and cons! Fantasy Nerd TV Corner! Teddy Roosevelt to fantasy nerd to Lion Jesus pipeline! Soup to nuts! Bob Davis appreciation minute! The dragons vs the Tolkiens! Matt Smith is playing Gordon Ramsey! Nelson’s takes, bridled and unbridled! Nelson teaches Will about Mr. Yuck! Will stans a weak king! Nelson has fought a crabman! Will is never not hating elves! The failings of men! We’re above board! Massholes this Saturday night at Maceli’s, don’t miss it! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, R

Our bandleader/lawyer Matt Gaus aka Spicy Beef Gaus and superfan Molly Scanlon are back again! Not a lot of notes, but here are The Notes! Exchange City: All DJs, No Doctors! Exchange City crimes! Exchange City check and wire fraud! Exchange City desert motel! Exchange City multiverse! Sliding Doors Exchange City! District 9 Exchange City! Enough Exchange City, time for Spider Talk! Spiders, spider legs and spider blood! Spider necromancy! Honey, I Shrunk the Kids reveal! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you

Back in person and our lawyer/band leader Matt Gaus aka Spicy Beef Gaus and superfan Molly Scanlon are guesting! We have so much fun that we’re short on notes! Let’s do this thing! The Notes (such as they are): Venmo is causing social media static! Nelson loves Amber Fraley more than Will does! Shoutout to Will’s birthday people! We’re pitching the patreon again! Nelson is haunted by Exchange City! Spicy Beef Gaus’s Spicy Beef Stock Tips!  Alice in Chains Corner! Nelson admits to out of state crimes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink

We’re on one final summer zoom due to high heat! Next week, we’ll be back in person and should have special guest, bandleader/lawyer Spicy Beef Gaus! As for tonight’s episode, though, the Notes: It’s probably time for a new intro! Handy Rob Schulte hashtags! A little Rob Schulte love! Asking for ad dollars is Punk Rock! Taking copious notes is Punk Rock! Nelson is the most punk rock and therefore has no time for doodling! New Massholes coming up on Saturday, September 10th at Maceli’s means Nelson is up for reelection for Lawrence Comedy Mayor! Nelson is excited at the possibility of new comedy leadership! All I can think of is Billy Bob Thornton! Will spoils the ending to Sixth Sense for children and the stubborn elderly! He was Billy Bob Thornton the whole time! Will advocates for looser science! Will champions chorizo and the little orbs! Will is showing off his tool kit over by the water tower and committing numerous phone crimes! We need to fill out the local comedy government, too many powers lay in the

We’re zooming cause it’s hot! Congrats to Kansas for voting well, we didn’t mention it in the episode but it needs saying! The Notes: If you haven’t changed during the run of this podcast, you probably should! Happy Mental Health Land! We had a delightful live show last episode! Shoutout to our friends at RPG for hosting us, please give them your business and love, they deserve it! Will is changing his mind about St. Louis! Nelson needs more St. Louis experience, but he like is fine! Nelson hasn’t watched The Bear, but he can imagine! Nelson dreams about Guy Fieri a normal amount! Sports Corner! Another banger of an intro song by Will Averill! Go Washington Mystics and KC Current! Shaq Fu has nothing to do with England! Let Will have some at bats, The Royals! Bananaball, check it out! We watched stuff! The Sandman and Paper Girls are good! Also, Nelson liked Prey but we don’t have time to talk about it so maybe watch it for next episode or this month’s patreon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeu

We are back with our friends at RPG doing it live for you! The Notes: Our bandleader Matt “Spicy Beef” Gaus is back and he’s got keyboards this time (we’re going 8-bit, baby)! Our vibe is sex basement! It’s the eve of George Jetson’s birth! The George Jetson situation means the Water Wars are nigh! Epcot Center Freakout! Dragon assistant manager! Will doesn’t know how to just go straight, let alone back up! Will’s Anxiety Song! Will’s Christopher Walken impression is back! Christopher Walken as a Chinese female Captain Hook, apparently! Nelson’s in-town duck problems! This town’s duck laws are terribly backward! Why Nelson is mad about Frogger! Ric Averill is here! How to survive the coming Water Wars! Fathers getting their asses handed to them by their sons in video games, the lost final verse to Cat’s in the Cradle! Hit up Ric’s GoFundMe and see his new play The Silent One at Art Emergency on August 12th and 13th for some sweet snail puppetry! Andy Morton is here to clear the air and clear up some Disney mi

We’re back for a second episode of the night free-for-all with returning special guests Jeremy Auman and Molly Scanlon! We’re also time traveling in both directions, having recorded this a week in advance and then releasing it another week in advance with our live 350th episode scheduled for next week! It’s like Tenet, but drunker! The Notes: Double-reverse time travel nonsense: Dr. Who could NEVER! Auman is being ad-blasted by time crystals! Auman would take anything from a Leroy except for crystals! Nelson is again a strong robot ally! We and our lawyer are respectful of all time travel laws and statutes! Just do it (next to an erupting volcano)! Even in the future past it isn’t August 2nd yet, so if you’re in Kansas vote NO and help protect women’s lives and bodily autonomy, and also avoid a fascist theocracy! Reminder that Nelson is a master investigative journalist! Will is lying about books again! BOOK IT! See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downt

We’re in person in Will’s garage and we’ve got guests! Jeremy Auman is back and we have a Molly Scanlon drop in! The Notes: It’s warm! Live show in 2 weeks! Auman is here with a rebuttal to Todd Soden’s appearance in episode 339! Auman is also here to disparage D&D and conduct a blowjob poll! Auman is also here to argue that Van Halen is the best American rock band! It’s around this point where we begin to spin out! Flying Under the Influence! Auman’s Sad Corner! Auman sings the Blues! Will’s Anal Fissure Corner! Will is contemplating butthole botox! Nelson asks the tough questions! Auman’s man skirt corner! Auman starts asking bra questions! Auman is blaming Todd Soden for a lot of things now! A quick Star Wars minute! We’re still here! See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downtown LFK! Saturday, July 30th, drinks at 7:30pm, show at 8-ish-pm! Free admission! Fun times! Be there! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter

Back on the zoom again this week cause schedules were a little tight. Those dog days of summer are barking, you know!? Anywho, the Notes: Will is good at lyrics! Frenetic and off-putting! Will’s time at McDonald’s and its connection to the Vietnam War! Will flew too close to the sun and got got! Will embarrasses the women that he loves most! Nelson’s Joker origin! Save the Prairie Park Nature Center! The Sad Ballad of Tito the Parrot! He longed for the salty embrace of the sea! Under the bridge downtown, they crashed a garbage truck! Will’s Top 5 Hills (the answers will shock you)! See our live 350th episode in the basement boardroom at RPG (Restaurant, Pub & Games) in downtown LFK! Saturday, July 30th, drinks at 7:30pm, show at 8-ish-pm! Free admission! Fun times! Be there! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re

Hey, hey! Zoomed this one. Things were a little hectic what with national birthdays and close contact covid exposures, so we zoomed. It’s Fourth of July weekend, so happy Fourth of July for the things that are still good about America and the dwindling things we can still love ironically as democracy continuously erodes into ethnonationalist theocracy. We don’t really get into the holiday or the stripping of rights that, as always, largely hurts women, bipoc, and lgbtq people, and especially those that check multiple of those boxes. We don’t get into it because we try to be a place you can go when you don’t have the emotional bandwidth at the moment for other pods that do it better and you want a reprieve. Nelson particularly likes Crooked Media’s Hysteria. It was in our list of topics to hit, but that almost never works for us and we just end up going where we go unless we crash. Which is certainly a shortcoming of ours, and we apologize. But, regardless, rest assured that we hate fascists, and we hate relig

It’s the second episode of the night at Murf’s with Pete Logan! Andy Morton also lurks at the edge of things . . . Also lurking is a live 350th episode coming in late July, details next episode! The Notes: Andy Morton derailed a train recently! Train-flattened pennies and other uncle pastimes! Missing the hobo lifestyle! Pete Logan’s Hobo Pie Recipe! Will’s hobo name is Slow Foot Willie! For the price of a warm pie and a warm bed you can get married! Will’s got some sloppy hashtags! Pete makes that dented top hat look good! #DDHoboNameMe! Listening to the trains! Will’s seagull impression! Will makes a really bad techno song! Nelson has forgotten his muses! Will explains the plot of Yellow Submarine! Beatles talk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com,

Pete Logan is here! We’re recording at Murf’s! And once we overcome an emergency beer shortage, we get into it! The Notes: This isn’t an alcoholism thing, it’s about thirst! These Peaky Blinders are so peaky and so blinding! Hate Rushmore (top 4 hates)! Will does not consent to marshmallows! Nelson and Pete bond over hatred! Will’s hashtags are out of control, and wide open for misinterpretation! Will reveals a dark secret about these hashtags of his! Will is a human flashbang grenade with these hashtags! Will’s mom is listening again, so it’s time for Will to tell the egg story again! Kids, remember to cover all your bases when you’re doing science! Ghostbusters Trivia Corner! Will is Mr. Flashbang! Father’s Day Corner! Movie Review Corner: Lightyear and Jurassic Kingdom! What did we learn!? Apple is censoring us! STOP SILENCING US, BIG TECH! Hashtag showdown! Are the listeners here for chaos or order!? Thanks, Georgia! Will did a Harry Potter style wizard murder! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubl