Double Deuce Podcast

Workin’ on our night zoom. The Notes: We have no timer, but we’ll do our best! We finally have a live show: 4/20, Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30pm drinks, 8pm show! Delivery issues re: our lawyer! Felix is slighter in frame! Nelson is a goldmine made of man! Goldmine-man! That chocolate Midas book! Joy is fleeting! It’s a textures game! The miserly Scot! Mr. Darcy is the factory owner’s son! It comes alive in our mouths! Heads for whimsy vs heads for numbers! A Nelson confession! Short what we’re watching: Warrior & Scavengers Reign! Sports Corner! Will’s Cousin’s Daughter, Sierra, is a top of the line rower doing Olympic trials! Rowing is hard! The decorum of congratulating a rower in Ohio! Just try weeping! My mouse is so sleepy! You will believe a man can eat an edible! See our long-delayed Live Episode 425, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30 drinks, 8pm show on 4/20! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Fa

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Getting our Easter basketball zoom on! The Notes: Mid-century crisis! Live show news (mark 4/20 on your calendars, friends)! Dune science is busted, it’s hot y’all! Ya busted, Dune, Science busted! Arm crimes and arm murders! Hot is a reason, but not necessarily an excuse! We pitch our Star Wars 80’s sex romp comedy Beige Squadron: One Crazy Parsec! Easter Sunday! Egg hunting traditions! Nelson is a candy commodities broker! We love Magic Mind! What did we learn!? Just go to a cooler planet, man! Science court-martialed! Brought to you by Magic Mind! Go to www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off one-time purchases and subscriptions, plus for the next 10 days save 56% on 10-month subscriptions! See our long-delayed Live Episode 425, at Blade & Timber in downtown Lawrence, 7:30 drinks, 8pm show on 4/20! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/Dou

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in from the last week future past! The Notes: Ollie angles for Will’s job and brings us in! Will is felony amazing! Your mom’s butt is watching! Meat wig and other rookie mistakes! Will’s top 5 worst wig materials! Magic Mind! Fingers on the basement pulse! Get them prostates checked! Live show should be at Blade & Timber downtown on Friday April 5th, but check our socials for confirmation and more details! Basketball talk from the future past! Prostate dossier! Nelson finished the Johns Wick (spoilers for John Wick 4)! Will’s wife is a Wicky Woman! Criminal justice reform for witches! Frogger vibes! Highway truths! Only let a professional check your frog’s prostate! Brought to you by Magic Mind! Go to www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off one-time purchases and subscriptions, plus for the next 10 days save 56% on 10-month subscriptions! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram:

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming in this St Paddy’s night Deuce! The Notes: It’s a St. Patrick’s Day Deuce! Will is the prince of the St. Patrick Day parade! All Will’s dreams are coming true! Fusion St. Patrick’s Day! One Margarita and Will needs a little poop! Will poop slanders Amber Fraley! Poop recognition! We’re groggy, lucky there’s Magic Mind! Slap grogginess in the face! Double-reverse Hamlet! 3 heartbeats from the St. Patrick’s Day throne! 90’s catchphrases! Our live show should FINALLY be on Friday, April 5th! Check our socials for more info! Will’s gonna be topless at the live show (and maybe Stefan, too)! A spot of fire bother! Warrick Davis is a chicken man! Difficult topless metaphors! Awkward ewok outro (3rd time’s a charm)! Brought to you by Magic Mind! Go to www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off one-time purchases and subscriptions, plus for the next 10 days save 56% on 10-month subscriptions!Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucep

Brought to you by Magic Mind! Doing an early morning zoom, what’s poppin’ sun? The Notes: Early Morning Deuce Crew (honk honk)! Ollie has poop questions, we have technical yesses! The special room! Too many people are dying (RIP Katie Coleman)! Moving to KC is like a small death, the petite mort of the highway! We’re still on that Magic Mind train, or by god we wish we were, it’s early! Wilford Brimley’s postapocalyptic wasteland! Too grumpy too die! We slipped it in! Ollie can get you that free carrot hookup, but protect ya social security number! Karl syndrome! Nelson is sickly, and he’s been John Wickin’ it! Larry’s doing pigeon stuff! Gun tailors! We nearly get Kurt Loder in trouble (again)! Unfortunately, we’re weird news wall people! Build us a Wikipedia page, you cowards! Jean Jorts Abrams! Why did we do that, and continue to do this, to Kurt Loder! Will’s mind palace is Kurt Loder’s parking lot carwash! Pockets-out-the-bottom jorts on Jon Hamm and the K-man! All celebrities need a someone protecting t

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! Zooming straight into your hearts (and minds) with this one. The Notes: The Ides of the 430’s! Sorry, but, Will wants to burn more witches! Are British people witches? Sponsor Corner: Magic Mind! Live show is still coming soon! We have new locations interested and it’ll be all figured out before we know it! Will saw Dune 2 and he A’s my Q’s! Dune-heads vs Non-Dune-heads! Funny voice alert! No funny voice spoilers (you’re welcome)! Pugs are a sign of fertility! All pugged up! Will wants a dog to watch him! All dogs go to heaven (and watch you doing it)! Red Shoe Diaries: Oppenheimer! Bigger symbol of fertility, pugs or Robert Oppenheimer? Brought to you by Magic Mind! Go to www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off one-time purchases and subscriptions, plus for the next 10 days save 56% on 10-month subscriptions! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.co

This episode brought to you by Magic Mind! We’re recording in person and we’ve got a sponsor! The Notes: Special guest Daisy the dog! You can rent people, so Auman is incorrect and we’re legally in the clear! We avoided a hot Auman! Daisy loves Nelson! Nelson is a druid, and a dog friend! We’re bearded midwestern men of a certain age, categorically, and you can tell that by our chins and our hearts! We’ve got a new sponsor: all-natural productivity shot Magic Mind! It keeps you awake, alert, and focused without caffeine! We try it live, and our reviews are positive! Citrusy, with matcha notes, and sharpened minds, it’s two thumbs up from us! Get you some of this stuff at www.magicmind.com/doubledeuce and use code DOUBLEDEUCE20 for 20% off subscriptions and one-time purchases! The Girl Scouts are selling dog treats now, perfect for keeping pups chill during podcast recordings! Is it a hat or is it a toy (it’s both)! Will’s dog song of the day! Living with Will is a double-edged sword! Top 5 Weird Things Will T

Zooming cause it’s been a real one lately. The Notes: Updates on the live show (it’s still coming, details soon) and sponsorship (we got one! Starting next week!)! Andy Morton’s Celebration of Life (watch it at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i87hetJkCrs)! Get those asses checked! Will’s radio interview while on the toilet! Failing to prepare is preparing to fail! Our new million-dollar business plan! Parenting preparation by parenting a drunk Auman! For the low, low price of getting us drunk, you too can learn what taking care of a child is like by having drunk Auman in your house! Living on the razor’s edge in assless chaps! Johnny Radio! Will’s Steve Koranda impression! Will’s cocaine 80’s! Quick Superbowl Sports Corner! Gordon Ramsey mascot! Mashed Potato Trebuchet! What are you putting in a balloon!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/

Superbowl Sunday zoom from the future past! The Notes: It’s Superbowl Sunday! Will’s on the Leroy Jenkins side of the spectrum! The attractiveness of juggernauts! Super Bowl Deuce! Steampunk 3 Musketeers! Ray Stevenson didn’t suffer a phonebook to live! Dune 2! Sandworm fleshlights and other fuckable popcorn buckets! Quick What We’re Watching to wrap it up! Woman in the Wall and Blue Eye Samurai! You fuckin’ that popcorn!? Enjoy Football Christmas and we hope you’re off work tomorrow for Football Boxing Day! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his m

Will got covid exposed, so zooming this bad boy! The Notes: America’s moistest podcast! Will’s short-term memory is shot! #DoubleDeuceThisShitsCrazy! Thanks to the wonders of c-pap technology! Low-rent fabric cryopod! Nelson’s cat hates time! Will’s Double Dragon fantasy! Nighttime is when the bad Willie comes out! Will is more of a sprinter than a long-distance runner in a lot of ways! Dwarf racism and dragon-sickness! Kansas weather report! Back and forth butt licking diss tracks! Will isn’t trying to hide from Ollie’s rap game smoke! Superbowl preview! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro &a

We’re doing something different this week as we continue to mourn the passing of our dear friend and frequent collaborator, Andy Morton. Back in this past November, Will was keeping Andy company during one of his chemo treatments and the two decided to record a quick 20-minute interview about Andy’s experiences with his cancer fight and how he was doing at the time before things unfortunately ended the way they did and we lost him a couple weeks back. We figured it would be valuable for people going through a similar situation or curious about what it’s like, but honestly just getting to hear Andy again feels so good during this painful, unbelievable time when we’re still struggling with the fact that he’s gone and we can’t have one more talk with him like we used to. Which is why we knew it couldn’t just go on the patreon as was the thought at the time it was recorded, but needed to be shared with everybody else out there still missing Andy something awful. Anyway, we hope you enjoy this very special episode

A somber episode as the loss of friend, collaborator, comrade, and all-around legend Andy Morton this week hits us hard. We remember him in our own rambling way before rounding out a super-sized episode with a momentary Sports Corner and a bit of what we’re watching on Netflix. The notes were kind of an afterthought, but here’s what we’ve got— The Notes: Will drinks! Mourn you till we join you, Andy Morton! Indiana Jones vs depression! We miss Andy Morton! Andy Morton, King of Stomp Dancing! Mallin’ and Ballin’ with Andy! Yankee Candle has something to hide! The South will rise again by scented candlelight! Andy Morton: Lawrence Institution! Lawrence needs an Andy Morton Day, by god! Chiefs back in the AFC playoffs! Nelson has so many questions after watching Rebel Moon! Leaning into white man 40’s with World War 2 content! Damn it, we still miss Andy Morton! Live episode 425 is still coming, we promise! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @do

Zooming cause it’s SO COLD! The Notes: Will forgets numbers! Will doesn’t want this night to end! Live Show postponement (again, but we swear we’ll see y’all soon)! Free kitchenware, suck it estate sales! Will’s car is still being held hostage! Our hot summers! Tell us about your hot summer! Nelson misses those dollars! Will should have gamed the system! Come sniff our contents! Wet your nose beak! Our rolodex is full of skeeze! #HotSniffers! Playoff football and testosterone supplements! Bouncin’ Frank! Bounce for me, you coward! Bouncing vs bobbing! Will’s having a lazy quaaludes afternoon, and the dog wants in on it! Come to heaven for these dollars, Evergy! We haven’t forgotten about you and what you owe us, Applebees! Make some little gift cards! #ElfJustice! Plant them feet to hit them balls! Will keeps trying to sniff Nelson’s balls talk! This dog loves eating bills and pills! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook

2nd Zoom’s a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and explosives is God’s best mystery! Top 3 things Jaq loves about Will! Nelson is guarding the money! How many coins does Jaq have!? Harvesting coin money from dead loved ones! Henry Ford’s dream, but with less antisemitism and cars! Will has hot jams news! Let Nelson nerd, you cowards! The once and future mayor! Gods whose music is less danceable! Ollie and his robot friends podcasting the end of the world! Space Doctor remembrances! Will’s video game corner! Wichita has a flag? Arcane horror or esoteric racism!? Listeners, is the Wichita flag racist? See us live this Friday night, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, more drinks after! Free admission and Will’s bringing gifts!

New Year’s Eve morning zoom! Also, you didn’t miss an episode! The episode 425 live show got pushed back 2 weeks and will drop then, so we’re lowkey time traveling again. Like we do! The Notes: Will scares Nelson! Pets never judge your sexiness! Will’s potential Welsh ancestry is a boon to his singing! It don’t hurt to be Welsh! Will only spits his own spit! They want the juice! Who among us doesn’t have a dark past!? Regular 9-to-5 bible school! Oh yeah, we had to bump back the live show 2 weeks! Friday, January 12th, 7:30pm at Fields & Ivy! A reputable Friday! Who among us hasn’t committed arson!? Some light dabbling in arson! Nelson wagers 50% of the audience has done at least a little arson! Top 5 Times Will Let His Mom Down! Don’t get on a plane with Will and his mom and expect to survive! Our skies are full of ghosts! Happy New Year! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com

Little early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can’t shake their heads and talk about it at the same time! The royal science! How much stuff does the Crown make up? It’s a moist lack of heat in England! Aging British, a magazine for Will by Will! Breaking News: the dog pooped in the house! Will couldn’t live in a basement, he’s a man of the sea! Will watched Rebel Moon! Make Nelson the Queen of England, you English cowards! Will’s not going to get into the whole sleeping with English ladies thing! Merry Christmas! It’s a Slim Pickins Christmas! Live show Friday! Purebred wings! Economics vs yum! It’s Christmas, have some garage stuff! The theme is lady posters! Spider clown sex party! Get you a recessed living room to up your sex party rebounds! The 70’s were right ab

Zooming again cause reasons! The Notes: A somber start as we bid farewell to Jaq’s dad (RIP Chuck)! Live show, 12/29, at Fields & Ivy, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, afterhand more drinks (and during, don’t trip)! Will is trying to make “afterhand” happen! Coach-speak! Nelson explains the Dudesons! Brad Neely is on the TVs!? It’s Always Sunny of yore! Will is a twitch streamer now! Will has unstable internet! Hyvee Arena nee Kemper Arena! D&D Controversies! Nelson is distracted! Toilet paper time heist! How do they poop on Star Trek!? Toilet paper, bidets, the 3 seashells, does it go in the replicators!? Nelson explains Demolition Man! Sylvester Stallone abhors a dirty pooper! The eternal mystery of the 3 seashells! Wesley Snipes and Nicolas Cage! We need a hacker! Will still has some things to learn about bidets! The dark web! Will is being silenced by black hats! Happy holidays! Next time: what we’ve learned about the space toilets of the future! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gma

DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it’s a commentary on society, man) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (you were warned): 61 Extra Strength minutes! Sometimes there’re variable levels of sound quality, too, because sometimes they’re mic checks and sometimes we’ve been drinking. Still, you should appreciate the sentiment because we do all of this for you! Without you, it wouldn’t exist— thereby making you legally responsible! We’ve got guests, too! Melia Stockham, Shawn Franklin, and Jason Keezer! Here’s the Contents: 1)      Pickleball!, or Will’s Gonna Forward Roll All Over Your Ass! (1/14/23) 2)      Wine for

We both fell asleep, so it’s a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We’re sleepy boys! Apparently we’re morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info (mark the 29th in pencil, not pen, yet)! We need a Beckspert (a Beck expert)! Put Kliph Scurlock in the parking lot! The pride of Japan! Kurt Russell, baby! Nelson has a serious Witcher question! An onion in their pockets at all times! You can latke your own way! Nelson likes to rub himself with gold coins! They got a bucketful of gold coins and their homeboys do to! It’s not our place to coin these specific terms! The venn diagram of gold coins and rubbing! The kind of people Ed Parker knows! Talk to our lawyer! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreo

It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we’re zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will’s internets so there’s a couple quick freezes/lags, but it’s not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will’s getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next week for more information on that stuff! Will’s got a legal question he can’t ask our lawyer, Spicy Beef Gaus! Nelson can law a little when the need arises! Will knows what car everybody drives, or at least he thinks he does! Will knows which of his friends wear stupid hats! Legally, Will is in the clear in re: that snow dick! Always get the phone before you tell them about the dick! Despite it all, Will sticks the landing! Druncle Funcle Willie helps his niece out with a first date! Backdoor Sports Corner! Get your goddamn hands off our football coach! Nelson doesn’t know the metric system! How many stone is a chocolate cake anyway!? A man’s got to have a jaunty tu