Double Deuce Podcast

Zooming it this week! Big things in the weeks ahead, though, just wait! The Notes: No single Deuces here! We’re like the Health Department! Ice Murder! Will wants to hear about your ice murders! Nelson is hot on the trail of a goldfish murderer! Nelson solves the goldfish murder the department tried to sweep under the rug! Will accidentally shits on his Oprah dream! Oprah dreams sometimes become Oprah nightmares! Will is briefly profound! Ollie is going to be a murder clown named Hugz for Halloween! The only thing scarier than murder is physical intimacy! Will has never found ET! Nelson’s potentially flawed remembering of the plot of ET has tragic implications! Before ET flew just the right distance from the moon, he flew too close to the sun! Science Corner: How do you get to the moon? Going to space, first go up, then go out! Will has a common misconception about Australia! Will vamps while Nelson catches up on notes! A wine company copywriter has drawn our ire! Sports Corner! KC Current headed to the NWSL