Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Steve's latest STUFF involves a motorcycle for some reason; Joe's heart now involves his brother Hank; Kelly finds out that Colin and Val are an item (though Colin's about to moot that, spoiler alert); and Susan brings Brandon home to disappoint her mother. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Joe's heart has Donna seeking cures she saw on television; a ski slope tries to kill Brandon (and Susan is, unfortunately, also along for the ride); and after Kelly goes to rehab and dumps him, Colin waits approximately ten minutes before trying to replace her with Val. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Joe's heart gets him some special attention from his coach; Steve and Clare make a game of Sex Out 1996; Val has to come clean to David about Ginger's short con; and Kelly breaks in a new coke dealer...or maybe the other way around. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Ginger returns to the zip to run a new scam on Val; Joe's heart continues failing; and Kelly's erratic behaviour and reckless stash storage draw more attention to her drug mania. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Elle returns to be problematic AND hit on Chancellor Arnold; Colin and Kelly try sobriety; and Susan has mixed feelings about an award nomination for a very personal essay about abortion. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve and Clare join the other bozos in comedy traffic school; Joe's heart is the cause of a fight between Susan, Brandon, and journalistic ethics; and Val figures out before anyone else that Kelly has joined Colin in his illicit snowdrift. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Joe finds out there might be more wrong with him than an old ankle injury; Steve (and Roger Corman) play Cupid for Nat; Brandon is still a bad boyfriend; and Kelly's dad is still a bad dad. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Having fled the gang for San Diego, Clare 'gets' the pleasure of hearing exactly how her friends' New Year's Eves all got ruined -- and so do we! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Colin gives himself a white, powdery Christmas gift; Steve's relationship with Rush undergoes a major evolution; and Cindy questions whether she wants to stay married through the 1990s. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve tries working for a living after Rush gets him a job working for a hard-charging lady talent agent; a charity casino night reignites Brandon's issues with gambling; and Donna, after meeting a black kid, decides she knows how to run his life better than his mother does. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Everyone puts on their most serious outfits to watch Joe and Ray (but really mostly Donna) battle it out in court, while Val's gossipmongering causes trouble for Brandon, Kelly, and...Erin?! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

The gang's latest Thanksgiving involves a stultifying cocktail party at Chancellor Arnold's, some depositions in Joe's assault case, and a willful misreading of Kelly and Brandon's...mostly platonic interactions. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon tries to work through his heartache over Dylan's departure through writing, because Susan isn't right about everything; Steve and Val engage in parallel capers, but only one involves a wardrobe from Frederick's Of Hollywood; and as Donna advances to the Rose Court, Felice finally confesses her darkest yet Rose-iest secret. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan and Toni make it to the altar, and their wedding night, and their first brunch as a couple. After that, things get a little less rote? JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Donna tries to help Ray by joining him at therapy and learning more about his own abusive childhood, an earthquake shakes disaster fears out of Colin and Val, a baby out of some lady in a hotel elevator, and a proposal out of Dylan. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

It's Hallowe'en again, which means that Toni and Dylan are discussing her father's possible murder of his and Ray is a creep, except now there are also costumes and creepy decorations. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve and Clare's First Time goes awry; Donna quontinues her quest to be Rose Queen; Claudia and Kelly face off for access to Colin's wang; and Val struggles to stick up for herself with a sexual professor. Sorry -- sexual harasser. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan works Toni enough to get a sit-down with Tony; Steve finds a new sideline for Brandon to make some fast, filthy cash; and a road trip that was already bad thanks to Val's inviting herself along gets worse thanks to Clare's bad shortcut, leading to some divine intervention. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Toni tries getting closer by having all his friends she barely knows over for a weird dinner party, while David and Val deal with their feelings about Sheila's attempted suicide -- or, really, kind of don't. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Dylan continues romancing Toni Marchette away from the rest of the gang (good move), everyone else gets swept up in the flurry of excitement surrounding the Tournament Of Roses, from tryouts for the Royal Court to the ball that gets David out of playing cards with his mom. JOIN THE AWT CLUB