Double Deuce Podcast

No guest but we do hit the ground running with ads from Sunflower Publishing and a surprisingly defensive Applebee’s. Also, we’re doing a live holiday show on zoom on Saturday, December 19th at 8pm! We’re working logistics to also do a gift exchange for it so stay tuned for details & check out the facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/423379572006673/ Notes: Will Has Invisalign! Will Has a Cracked Tooth! Will Has a Hot Point! Will is Maybe Coming On to His Orthodontist! Hot Dog Tongue! Auman Sent Photographic Evidence to Excuse His Truancy! Will is a Nighttime Grinder! All the Moms Call Him the Midnight Grinder! Not Gonna Let ‘Em Catch the Midnight Grinder! The Theme of the Episode is Human Blankets! All that and another Drunk Will Puppet Drop brought to you by Sunflower Publishing! sunflowerpub.com Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Andro

We recorded this post-election episode a week ago, so it’s good to see that podcasts still exist now! Happy that things can get a little better even if there’s so many things to fix. Speaking of things to fix,  Nick Spacek is back! The Notes! Speaking of Time Machine Uses! Terminators That Are Better Than Nothing! The Stand of the 80’s, the Stand of the 90’s, and the Stand of the 2020’s. More Will Drunk Puppet Drops Brought to You by Sunflower Publishing and a Gnawing Predilection Towards Homicide Brought to You by Applebee’s! Check out Nick’s podcast about soundtracks, From & Inspired By, his work at the Pitch including their new Best of KC 2020 issue, and everywhere else Nick Spacek is available! (his insta has cat pics) Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they

As promised, we have Nick Spacek back on the Deuce and a brand-new sponsor that isn’t Applebee’s (but you aren’t off the hook yet, motherfucker!) The notes! Frivolous Countryside Grant! RIP Grant! Applebee’s Sponsorship Blackmail Corner! Applebee’s Seems Like a Handshake Deal Kind of Place! Almost Famous vs Absolutely Fabulous, Who Would Win!? Two-truck-Sized Check! The Will’s Drunk Puppet Drop Brought to You by New Sponsor, Sunflower Publishing! Good ‘ol Three-Truck-Sized Check Uncle Averill! We Love the Mandalorian! Check out Nick’s podcast about soundtracks, From & Inspired By, his work at the Pitch including their new Best of KC 2020 issue, and everywhere else Nick Spacek is available! (his insta has cat pics) Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podc

We’re on a Party Train that may be a Snowpiercer, we haven’t seen the movie. Please listen if you have seen it and let us know if we are! We really need to know before signing up for next year’s health insurance! Anyway, here’s the typically terrible second episode notes, but don’t worry, this episode has more drunk Will puppet clips! Notes: Applebee’s Ad of the Week! Will Hates a Show, No Wait, Two Shows! Nelson Also Doesn’t Like a Show, But It’s a Different Show! Some Other Stuff We Don’t Like, But Also Some Stuff We Do Like! Fargo & Lovecraft Country! Follow Up Drunk Puppet Story! Nick Spacek will be here next episode, with more drunk puppet drops! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer!

At least that’s what they may legally imply, but our lawyer has our backs, don’t worry. Notes: Nelson’s Got a Lot of Stuff Going On On His Phone! Sometimes Will Laughs at a Person Pooping Themselves, Sometimes Will Poops Himself! #DoubleDeucePoopedMyself! In Case This is Your First Listen, We Talk About Things Other Than Poop! Community Service to Get into Heaven! Applebee’s Ad of the Week! Law Corner aka Fuck Moving Corner! Will Has Released the Drunk Puppet Tapes! Rob Schulte Shoutout! Check out Rob Schulte’s podcasts, there’s a new season of Pumpkin Spice right now! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out hi

Cam DeVictor is back for our fireside chat! Here’s the notes: Nelson Has a Great NPR Voice! Will is Starting a Face Leaning Only Fans! Will Does Nothing if Not Break Taboos! How Are the Professional Huggers and Cuddlers Doing? Support the Hugger’s Union! CREATE THE CUDDLE BUBBLE, YOU COWARDS! Fight Choreography! Face Leaning Burlesque is the Height of Titillation! Will Ruined Alissa’s Husband’s Puppet Show! We Must Not Forget to Make Will Share His Drunk Puppet Show Line Reading! #ReleaseTheTapesWill Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Court

Cam DeVictor was in town from LA visiting family, but you could hardly tell from the zoom connection! Here’s the notes: Speaking of Thrush, Special Guest Cam DeVictor! Plane Travel During Pandemic Report! Will Doesn’t Like Being Trapped! Cam was an Extra on Judge Judy! Judge Judy vs Jury Duty, Who Would Win!? LA vs LFK, Who Would Win!? Names Are Demanded and Summarily Dropped! Everybody Knows Who Joey Buttafuoco Is! The Best Part Is the Problems You Take Home with You! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like y

Well, we couldn’t record a new episode! But, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 5! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here’s the drill! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (32 action-packed minutes!) cause pull the string and watch us go, we can’t stop! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! This episode in particular is interesting because the Covid-19 pandemic begins about halfway through, so, it’s the last of our time capsule to a simpler age episodes! It’s all stark reality from here on out! But, there’s also a nice intro where we promise big to try to land the richest of fish! Here’s the Contents: Slap the Elbows Together, an Unneeded Replacement that Needed a Home and a Solo Nelson Adventure that Now Appears to Foreshadow a Grim Present! (January 2020) Person o

The Deuce of the Doubles! 5th/4th best podcast in LFK! Notes! Student Plague and a Sense of Sympathy for All Those Deans in All Those Movies! Maybe Sometimes You Do Ban Dancing? Leprechaun Mass Shooter! We Test the Limits of Cheap Trick’s Love for Us! Gonna Need to Tweet Our Lawyer on This One! F-15 Straight Inside You Baby! How Did We as Children Craft an R&B Groove so Bone-Hummingly Sexy That it’s an Undeniable Full Body Slow Jam? The Makers of Top Gun Owe This to Us! Nelson Issues an Open Apology to the Makers of Top Gun! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in p

Notes! Will Wants to Start a Sex Cult! Nelson is Surprised How Easily a Pyramid Scheme Can Be Derailed by a Sex Cult! Will says White Collar Crime is A-OK! We Hope All Our West Coast people are Staying Safe Amidst a Climate Disaster! Best of Lawrence Reveals Their Winners and Our Commensurate Value This Week! Our category is tomorrow at 10am and you can watch it happen here if you’re into that: https://facebook.com/events/s/best-of-lawrence-virtual-winne/553356952057045/ What is Our Worth!? Also a reminder about the Schitt’s Creek Trivia event to benefit the Willow this Friday at 7:30pm! Seasons 1-5, $50 a team (no limit to team size)! Hosted by Lawrence’s own Eugene Levy, Andy Morton! Here’s the link to that: https://www.facebook.com/events/316211256255452/?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22mechanism%22%3A%22search_results%22%2C%22surface%22%3A%22search%22%7D]%7D Canadian Easter Egg! Do Canadians Have Easter? And hey, friend of the show Rob Schulte’s horror movie good time Pumpkin Spice Podcas

We’re back and we’re answering your questions! Notes: Brought to You by Bota Box Wine and Plausible Deniability! Jason Keezer, a Real Mensch! Hamster with a Knife! Giant Lady Restaurant Problems! Fear Orgasms! Nelson is Going to Need More Research Time to Have a Worthwhile Clinical Discussion! Do We Have a White Collar Duplex Jail? We Come to the Defense of Seattle! That’s Not Why You Get Panic Attacks! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Go get some food, drinks, and have a good time at Conroy’s Pub

Back in the old school groove after our delightful live 250th, we still take a moment to talk about the bombshell episode 500 reveal! Then we also take a little time to do what we can to be allies and affirm again that black lives matter, that equality and democracy are vital, and that we need to do what we can to support these beliefs. Also, in a couple weeks friend of the show Andy Morton is going to be running an online Schitt’s Creek trivia game benefit for the Willow, so you need to do that. The rest of the notes: Ebeneezer Scroogin’ that Shit! Speaking of Gravy! We Have Not Forgotten our Obligations and Will Triumph in a Food Competition One Day! Best of Lawrence Reveal is Coming and We Will Soon Have a Quantifiable Value of Our Worth! I’m a Pretty Good Detective! We’re Going True Crime! Seth Bailey Has a Bird Disease! Here's the facebook event link for the Schitt's Creek Trivia Willow benefit: https://www.facebook.com/events/316211256255452/?acontext=%7B%22event_action_history%22%3A[%7B%22mechanism%22

It’s a giant-sized anniversary zoom meeting spectacular with special guests Ed Parker, Allan Murin, Jason Keezer, Andrea Repinsky, Andy Morton, Chad Westhoff, Courtney Shipley, Molly Scanlon, and Amber Fraley! The sound isn’t amazing, but nothing’s amazing these days so don’t worry about it. Notes: Ed Parker’s Lovecraft Country, Breaking News from Connecticut! Jason Keezer, Lawrence’s Mulder! Ed Walks Through a Field! I’m Gonna Burn the Microphone in a Boat! Go Get You Some Keezograms! Will’s got a wet, old basement! Will’s Ass Doctor Corner! Will’s Midwestern Roguish Charm! Andy Morton’s Colon is On the Schedule! Behind the Police Tape: Still Open! Grandmother’s LaQuinta! Mashed Potato Accident! The Skull Stein of Groton, Connecticut! Amber’s Book The Bug Diary is Getting Published! Franz Kafka is Still Alive and Roaming the Countryside! Lightning Round Questions! Confirmation that We Are Marginally Better! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www

Courtney Shipley is back! But it’s the second episode of the night so these notes are bad! But do you know what’s not bad? Checking out our live on Zoom 250th episode at 8pm on Saturday night, August 22nd! Anyway, Notes: Will Almost Does a Fake News! Legally Commissioner Must Massage Commissioner! Except for All the Terrible Stuff, Things are Really Looking Up for Old Nelson! Comedy Political Transparency and Engagement, or Meet Me Down by the River! #DDBigTipsYoForWatchingThings! TV Recs! Gleeking! Nelson’s Friend Can Spit 35 Yards! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you

It’s Lawrence’s own Group of Three as newly elected Precinct Committeeperson Will Averill, recently re-elected Lawrence Comedy Mayor Chris Nelson, and Lawrence City Commissioner and Deuce superfan Courtney Shipley take a break from our deep state machinations to talk about the local election briefly but mostly as an excuse for valuable elder planning advice. Notes: Will won his election! Good Deed Advice! The Voice in My Head is a Prison Lawyer! Will’s is Coming Up with Nefarious Schemes! Courtney’s Husband’s Virtual Assistant is a Hoochie! Nelson’s Relationship with Siri is Verging on a Bukowski Poem! We’re Rising Stars! The City Commission is Tape Delayed In Case They Start Talking About Butts! Breaking News: Ghost Controversy! Courtney Buffs the Fence! Watch us do a live 250th episode on zoom Saturday night, August 22nd! FB event and pertinent info coming soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please su

Rob Schulte is zoomin’ in from New York to talk about his new project and we immediately get religious! Here’s some notes! We’re in a Soccer-Style Stoppage Time Situation! When is Your Breakdown Coming, Rob? Zoombombed by the Swedish Chef and Ed Parker, though They’re Unable to Unmute Themselves! CHECK OUT ROB’S NEW PODCAST with PETER MADRIGAL of VANDERPUMP RULES! MADRIGAL at the MOVIES with ROB & ROB, COMING SOON (maybe AUGUST 12th?)! AND ALSO WHILE WE’RE TALKING ABOUT IT DONATE TO ROB’S PODCAST EMPIRE’s PATREON at PATREON.COM/PINKJEANS! Will is Really Getting Into Bard Core. They Have a Respect for Kurt Cobain Which Borders on Religious! Nelson recommends the reality show Killer Camp! Ed Parker’s Special Sauce! Will Thinks Mayonnaise is Like Family! Hope you enjoyed Massholes! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, S

Nelson did a bad job of taking notes, so here’s the social media tag: Episode 246: Comedy Mudslinging is now available! Will is here to promote a new Massholes this Saturday night at 8pm on Zoom (fb event link) while Nelson is calling on the Comedy Justice Department to conduct an investigation into comedy voter suppression orchestrated by his comedy political rival, Comedy Mayor Jason Keezer! And here’s what few notes there were: The Value of Our Love vs the Value of Our Business! Gambler 101! Are We Actually Living in a Comedy Democracy!? Comedy Fascism is the Worst Kind of Fascism! Fix Yourself or Fuck Everybody Else! LFK Primary Voting Guide! Are you Meditating or Are You Masturbating? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce!

We’ve still got companions in this Dr Who time travel nonsense second episode in an evening! Hilary Morton & Loren Saunders zooming in from KC! Here’s some notes! Putting the Crew Back Together for One Last Dance Heist! Gonna Turn that Place Magenta with Our Moves! Nelson is Tangled in a Web of Will’s Lies! Establish a Need! 8 Uses for Toilet Paper! A Hazy View of the Sun! The Heat Makes Us Remember! Pool Tanning! Getting in Water that Isn’t Brown! This is For the New Generation! Sad Gen X Gloating! The Best Fireworks Nelson’s Ever Seen! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brough

We’ve got 2 friends from the Kansama City (Kansas City if you don’t know the local lingo), Hilary Morton and Loren Saunders zooming in with us today! Sorry if the sound isn’t great, we’re testing the limits! Here’re some notes! Sandstone 2! Will is Scared of Trains! Stockyard Secrets! Will Fancied Himself Something of a Breakdancer! Will Sits on a Breakdancing Throne of Lies! “I wasn’t in the cardboard game, I just had to go for my life!” Oh My God, Does Paul Know!? We Only Got to Phase 1 of Murder Clowns! Rockstar Burgers, Google It! A Quick Guide to Outdoor Places to Go in KC! Breakdance Delusions and a Possible Title Defense! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keez

We’re zoomin’ and Nelson is taking the wheel with a lamp for everybody out there looking to get down to business: The Down-to-Business Lamp! Here’s the notes: Big Bushy Chinatown! The Lamp and the Falcon Sell the Lamp! Hanna and Unsolved Mysteries! Will is Terrified at His Babysitter’s House Again! Play Disco Elysium! I’m Real Smart and Real Emotionally Unstable! Zen Zero Crab Rangoon You’re My Hero and I Would That We Might Marry in the Spring! Guests next week we believe! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners l