Double Deuce Podcast

Hey nothing bad, we were just busy, and tired, and self caring, and we didn’t get to record a new episode! But, we still have a new episode! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second episodes plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (a whopping nearly double-sized episode of 38 whole minutes!) cause we’re bad at clocks and math and love the sound of our own voices! There’s variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! But there are guests! Jay Maus, Andy Morton, and Matt Gaus! These are from back around the holidays, before pandemic times! A time capsule back to a recent but drastically different world. Please enjoy these recordings of our naïve complacency! Contents: Assholes are a Spectrum (12/1/19) Knockin’ Off Them Shoes (12/1/19) Galaxy Quest Holds Up (w/ Jay Maus!) (12/15/19) Birdslaughter Van, or How Many Horses Asses Long? (w/ Jay Maus!) (12/15/19) Andy Morton’s Birthday (w/Andy Morton!)(12/29/19) Cats, or Fuck Digimon the Movie! (12/

To start out, Nelson gives a little protest support intro, because we recorded this after the last episode where we spent the first third on the protests and so didn’t think to talk about it again at the time. But Nelson remedies that by doing his rambly best to show support and talk briefly about the use of force policies at the #8CantWait project which you should check out at 8cantwait.org! Black Lives Matter. Side note: we realize the sound is not good of late. It has to do with the perils of online isolated recording and we’re working on it. We love you. Anyway, on to this episode! Double Deuce pays its debts as we deliver on the promise of mustard talk. Notes! Nelson’s Northern Lights! Mustardman Would Be Your Name, Mustardwright Would Be Your Game! Making Mustard is the Wild West! Will Challenges You to Make His Mustard Better Than Him! #DDMustardTime! We’re Choosy About Our Pics! Mustard Pics Only, Please! Your Metaphorical Hands! United Mustardeers 497! Not As Thick as Caramel, Thicker Than Mustard! M

So, normally we try to keep things lighter around here, to be an escape from the ever increasing troubles in the world, and leave those for the podcasts with more knowledge and time to discuss. But, with the recent protests we feel the need to start this podcast out with some real talk, to do our best to fumble through offering our support to those suffering in the search for equality. We ask that those of you listening try your best to be an ally, try your best to listen with empathy to those asking just to be able to live the same way as you, that you give if you can to organizations like Black Visions Collective and Reclaim the Block. Stay safe out there everybody. We’re with you. Black Lives Matter. As for the usual nonsense, we do get into a little bit of that still. Much of it stemming from Will becoming Committee Chairperson for Precinct 4! Notes: Vote for Michelle De Le Isla! Precinct Committeeman or Warlord? The Destroyinator! The Satire of the Common Man! Boog Highberger is a Hero! I’ve Got Two Feet

It’s the second episode in a day so we’re going straight into the bad notes! Too Many Deuces! Dealer’s Choice! Will Caused the Pandemic! Grouchy Old Man Corner aka Safety Police Corner! Will’s Fickleness is Due to His Many Concussions! Seize the Day, Because the Concussions are Coming! Going to a Dark Disease Place for a Minute! Gravity Has No Effect on the Cream! What We Do in the Shadows! The Jack Nicholson of Bombastic Middleclass Britishness! Intolerant Cook’s Society! #DDHowManyStamps4Space! Pay Us Our Moon Gold, Space Doctors! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you

Back together again and showcasing our incredible gift for salesmanship! Notes: Will Makes it Weird! Film Festival Recap! (go watch those films if you haven’t yet! willaverill.com/shorts-festival!) Deuce Representation! Intern Emeritus! Second Episode Vibes! Less Sanitary Than a Space Doctor Would Recommend! Ol’ Oliver Fox is a Real Option B Man! Being Naked at Work is a Problem at Most Works! Cuteness Release Valve! Presidential Bucket Filling! Abraham Lincoln Would Politely Inquire About Filling Your Bucket! #Presidential Buckets! #DDBucketStory! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans!

It’s our first multiple episode recording day in over 2 months and we’re getting closer to that classic pre-pandemic Deuce! Notes! Human Growth! Toy Commercials are an Industry Now Which is Weird but I Understand It! Make Your Imagination Work with This Rock aka Why Not a Stick, Modern Kids! The Original LinkedIn was Getting High! The Empty Playhouse Metaphor of Postwar Literature! Will’s Childhood was Solitary and Full of Noise! Fascism vs Disease! Check Out the David Simon HBO miniseries adaptation of Philip Roth’s The Plot Against America and the Companion Podcast, You Cowards! What is Will Watching! You Can’t Take a Closer Look Anymore! Sad Shopping Corner! Leeway Franks: You Won’t Be Sad, but You Gotta Buy Something! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got

Still doing our online recording jam, and it ends up giving the listeners a look behind the curtain in Preshow Chitchat Corner! Notes! Using White Privilege for Good vs using White Privilege for Neutral! Will is the Paper Clip! We’re Starting to See the Cracks! We Miss the Witty Repartee! We’re Pro-Friend Here! Will’s Tell-All Corner! Exposing a KGB Kidz Infiltration of the Lawrence City Commission! Russian Slap Fighting! We are Writing the Russian Slap Fighting Rocky Movie! We Need a Title- Over the Topski is the Placeholder! There's a hashtag in the show, for what it's worth. Will is running a Lawrence Kansas 24 hour Short Film Festival Online on May 8th & 9th! Check out the details at willaverill.com/shorts-festival! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they go

We’re back together but still apart but getting the hang of the new normal! Notes! 0-60 in a Car with a Good Engine! The Loosest Internship! Help Us Write the Double Deuce Drinking Game Rules! #DDDrankingRules! Will Just Killed Somebody! Time Loop Alcohol Poisoning! Wombling! Will Tells a Funny Story! Robot Space Doctor is STEM to the Gills! Descent into Twinkling Star Madness! This is a Cold War Style Trick the Eastern Europeans Played on Us! Will Plans to Break and Enter! Chock-a-Block with Evidence! Lawyer Up! Will is running a Lawrence Kansas 24 hour Short Film Festival Online on May 8th & 9th! Check out the details at willaverill.com/shorts-festival! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keez

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD! After prerecorded episodes and pandemic solo duels Will and Nelson are recording together for the first time since February 29th! Still separated physically but together by the grace of that super useful series of tubes! NOTES!: The Boys are Back! Lose the Crosstalk Battle to Win the Podcast War! #NewPodcastsForWill! Will Likes Lots of Things! Everybody Likes Murders and Sexes! Big Chris Pratt Energy! We Love Naval Combat! There’s a Peanut in My Xbox! No Sports Sports Corner! Honor the People with a Sash! Top Hat, Sash, Monocle, and Cane! #LFKMayoralHorcruxes! Is it Sword-Scissors or Scissorswords? Give the Squirrel Fatties a Chance, Will! #SquirrelResponsibility! We’ll be back together again next week! Don’t miss it and stay safe out there! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Rad

Happy Easter! But, unfortunately, the hectic Easter weekend kept Will and Nelson from recording together yet again. Next week, promise, we’ll be together to some degree, but this week it’s another exchange of solo talking. We’re giving personal updates, talking Easter, talking ham, talking video games, talking whatever we can think of to fill that content monster’s belly. Hope you enjoy and stay safe out there! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Go get some food, drinks, and have a good time at Conroy’s Pub in Lawrence, Kansas, the li

Well, the bad news is we’re recording apart again with our back and forth segments, but the good news is we’re still here contenting and we’re working on it and getting closer to recording together in some capacity. Fingers crossed for next week! Anyway, this episode we’re talking about what it’s like in the quiet streets of Lawrence in the pandemic times, video conference hangouts pros and cons, recommending content, and generally rambling on as we talk by ourselves into the void. Speaking of recommending content, b-t-dubs, check out the Big Show Show on Netflix. Nelson’s friend made it and it’s good og family fun for you and the kids. Support the arts! Back next week, hopefully together! Stay safe, we love you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts,

We’re back, but still socially distant and exchanging recorded solo bits. We’re giving you an update on how we’re doing and how we’re spending our time, recommendations on content to fill your homebound days, safety tips, and ways to support local businesses in  the plague times. I believe Jacqueline Grunau may even show up, but I didn’t really listen to Will’s yet. Fair warning, Nelson recorded his after a zoom-based cards against humanity wine hang and had to re-record his stuff because of a mic mistake, so it gets a little rambly. Anyway, hope you enjoy it. More to come next week, hopefully in some form where we can record together more like regular days. Stay safe, love you guys! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podca

We’re back, recording for the first time in three weeks, and shit really hit the fan in those three weeks, damn! So, for this week, while Will and Nelson are social distancing the hell out things in their respective houses, they each recorded three shorter bits letting you all know how they’ve been doing and what they’ve been consuming to give you recommendations on content to help you get through the quarantine. Kind of like a bunch of Ken Burns letters home from the Civil War front lines kind of stuff, but with less hardtack and more streaming. Hope you enjoy it! We’ll be back next week and as many weeks to come as we possibly can, possibly in different formats and trying different recording methods, to make sure you always have a way to kill 20 to 30 minutes of your time. Stay safe out there everybody, and thanks to everyone who voted for us in the Best of Lawrence as we’re currently a top 5 finalist for Best Podcast! You guys are great. Stay safe, we love you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: double

Jay Maus is back again, putting in overtime in the special guest mines! Hoo boy, guys, this episode. It’s the third episode we recorded in one night three weeks ago and you can really tell with all the having gotten high in the garage before recording it and the Star Trek engine sound white noise we used for ambience. It’s a time capsule of pre-pandemic life while simultaneously a peek at a likely future of slap happy quarantine living: 3 men trapped in a basement and unable to come out until they’ve finished what has been started. NOTES: Will is in England, the Time is Now! Restaurant Corner! 1st Independent Living in Lawrence! Doing It Detroit Style in the Big Mill! Will Puts a Ribbon on a Thing! A Power move for Wales! Is Jeremy Corbyn a Jamwright? Is it Jam Maker or Jamwright? Boy I Could Sure Go for a Hit of That Spicy Powder! It’s the journey, not the destination, and the way this episode runs roughshod over time, space, and mental impairment you’re in for a real journey up in this bad boy! Stay safe ou

Jay Maus is back again, but we recorded this two weeks ago so the concept of “back again” has kind of lost all meaning. Toward the end we also answer some questions you asked us back in the proverbial “two weeks ago.” You’re welcome! NOTES: Tinned Fish Theater! How Jay Got His Name and When He Stopped Growing! Do You Need to Be Owned? Do You Get That Welcome Back Kotter Reference? Sports Corner from the Future Past! #JaysTeam! Thank You Payless Shoes! Wrestlers as Theater Kids! Mouth Feel / The Devil’s Gusher! Will and Jay are Married Now! Apparently, Democracy is Dead and Jason Keezer Killed It! Fishbowl Laser Tag! All that and we end on a GIANT CLIFFHANGER! Better not miss next week’s episode, dear listeners! Also includes a trailer for Rob Schulte’s new podcast: Vanderpump Robs! Check it out on Apple Podcasts and Anchor! It’s all the sexy Robs you can handle and all the outrageous Robs you need! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.

Double-Sized and recorded LIVE at Conroy’s Pub on Leap Day, 2/29/20, in front of a packed, intimate crowd with Bandleader Matt Gaus on the piano and special guests Jay Maus, Rob Schulte, Ed Parker, Andrea Repinsky, Jason Keezer, Amber Fraley, and Courtney Shipley! Notes: Feud Board! Famous Duos! Will is Hooch! Are Mario & Luigi Millennials? Will is the Mom Who’s By the Book While Nelson is the Loose Cannon! Rob Schulte’s New Podcast: Vanderpump Robs! Ed Parker is the Lon Cheney Jr of Calling In to Podcasts! Sports Corner! It’s All About Thirds! Nelson Gets Political aka What’s Your Favorite Dinosaur! Happy Birthday, Gaus! Spicy Chili Beans! Tiny Nightmaresaurus! Legal Peeing and Waterproof Books! Jason Keezer Takes a Quiz and Finds Out He’s a Will! Amber Fraley: Official Kansas Representative for Gen X! Everybody Listens to Air Supply Who’s Ever Had Sex Before! Ableist T. Rex Humor! Stegosaurus Just Fucking Killing for Fun! Will is a Better Dancer! If You Make Just One Person Laugh, You Got Your Job Done,

What are you doing Saturday? If you answered going to Conroy’s Pub to see some live Double Deuce, we love you! If you didn’t say that, it’s not too late! We’ll be there at 7 to pregame, show at 8! As for this episode, Jay Maus is back! Here’s the notes: The Humbler! Talking About Local Stand Up Comedians You’ve Never Heard Of! Legal vs Officially Legal! Send Jay Maus Your Shakespeare Porn! Nelson’s Science Scares Will! Will is In Love with a Silver Fox! Will Loves Moral Ramifications! Existing Story vs Cypher! Nelson Talks About Comic Books for a Couple Minutes Corner! Check Out Tom Taylor’s DCeased Unkillables! Nelson is a Man of His Word! That’s it! The first of 3 episodes we recorded tonight to back log for when Will goes to England in a few weeks. Episode 227 is a weird one, future listeners. See you this Saturday at Conroy’s at 8pm for live episode 225! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscrib

Courtney is back, we’ve still got Totchos, and Will is touching EVERYTHING. Corners! Back on that Oscar Talk from the Future Past! Courtney Controls Our Lives! We are Bad at Crimes! Everybody is Wearing a Wire! #CourtneysTicks! Nelson Knows Secrets but He’ll Only Talk About Soul Eating! More Things Need Human Names, You Cowards! Nelson’s on a Dog Sled to Name Town, Jump In or Die on the Ice! Things Break, Will! I Got 99 Problems and a Toaster is Most of Them! Toaster Marketing Corner! That’s Entrapment! Tweet #GiveMeATot and Courtney Will Do It! Will’s Desperate Singing Finale! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship

Courtney Shipley is here and we’re on a very tight schedule! Corners: Numbers Riding Numbers! Totchos vs Buffalo Chicken Nacho Fries, Who Would Win? Sports Corner: KC Wins the Super Bowl and Nelson is a Lifelong DC Defenders Fan! Will Loves that Table Bacon! Table Bacon has Rules! Oscars? We Ain’t Seen Shit Cause Somebody’s Momma is Stingy with them Screeners! Plugging Will’s other projects: Check out the return of Will’s other podcast, Good Luck, Kid, featuring his conversations with Ollie wherever you listen to podcasts! See Will at Nerd Nite this Wednesday at 8pm at Maceli’s talking about when he walked the West Highland Way! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring

Karate, Nick, and Gaus are back! Corners: Karate Sampson’s Contentious Corner! Will’s Contentious Thing! Not My It Clown Monster! Not My John Ritter! All About That It! Nelson is From the Kingdom of Men! Mr. Sampson! Top 3 Reasons to Hate! Democracy in Action! The Lawrence PBRs! Gaus Has the Tightest End! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley and listeners like you! Do you like comics? Check out the Chop Shop Podcast where Nelson is sometimes a guest and go buy some comics at Chops Comics in Lawrence, Kansas!