Double Deuce Podcast

It’s all downhill now! Here’s the notes: Do you really have the “Best Burger in Town” or are you just jerking me off!? Will’s Mom’s feud with Will’s Google Assistant is the Mrs. O’Leary’s Cow that will ignite the fire that will be war with the robots! Nelson takes away Will’s training wheels so he can soar, but forgets to give him landing gear! It’s a D&D episode! #DDD&D! Applebee’s, maybe! Applebee’s gets a lot of mileage out of the human body being unable to accurately, completely remember pain! How many M’s in ramekin!? Take responsibility for your actions! Kids, if somebody in your crew drops a body, that’s also on you! Don’t burn your hands, kids! Phonetics! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art b

Bad notes again, bad Nelson! Here’s what he managed to scrawl: We don’t just do this to entertain. As always, we are here to educate the kids. Look, let Nelson build the kind of child army he wants to build, and you can go build your child army your way. Will does the Applebee’s ad! Will recommends a podcast, The Podcaster’s Guide to the Galaxy: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-podcasters-guide-to-the-galaxy/id1510865752! Go check them out if you like sci-fi or British people or podcasts or anything! Also, video game chattin’! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought

Nelson did a bad notes today, but here’s what we got: Will requires no coaching! According to Will, he says “uh” too much and he fears society’s scorn. Nelson is only concerned with grim realities. June through February is Whacking Time, according to Will. Biblical Cinematic Universe! BASKETBALL! If you get me a time machine, I will get you a dragon: that’s the Nelson promise. Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! There's new episodes of Pumpkin Spice and The TV Show Show dropping as we speak! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and

Nelson is a basketball shark metaphor and we need to evict returning guest, Jason Keezer! The Notes: We need more gardens! Will needs to be seated near the bathroom! Law 101: roll 2d6 on an objection check! Quarantine D&D and Improv Shows! Nelson and Keezer are both birdmen! Jason Keezer is no Jim Davis! Our lawyer can get you a baby! Don’t drink the buttery topping! No “open dangles” if you’re going to work in this Applebee’s, mister! Jason Keezer is a one-man key party! See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer

Nelson’s comedy political rival, Jason Keezer, is here to try to sell us tombstone flash drives. The Notes: Nelson wants to be a holocron so bad, you guys! Keezer hates socks! Dodge City is at the forefront of artistic innovation! Which Ones are the Werewolves, and Which Ones are the Vampires: a Guide to Romeo & Juliet! Nelson would be a good best man! Nana loved the Sirloin Stockade! Will longs for the days of salads eaten out of dog bowls and warm buns! We need Guy Fieri to validate us! Keezer murders Will, old west style! We forgot to talk about basketball! See Keezer perform with the Guild Theater every Friday on facebook live and then on youtube a day or two later! Also check out Nerd Nite which is back on zoom! Next show is April 14th! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty

We got another pod here, now one year without being able to do it face to face! And we can’t record in person either, HEY-YO!!!! Here’s the notes: Silver Spoons is the hollow allure of capitalism! Speaking of spoons! Great Harvest Bread story, get ready! Petition the city to avow it on a plaque! This city needs more plaques! Lawrence City Commissioner werewolf stories! Did you have your prom dinner at Applebee’s? Nelson don’t think his riblets don’t stink! So much good advertising to you! Beats per Ass! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship fro

Back again, a year or so into our Covid bullshit. Here’s the notes: Is Will in Mensa, or did we just get him kicked out? Will blames concussions for his inability to conceptualize other humans on their own terms! Spats Carter! Sports Corner! College Basketball has logged into the chat! Top 5 Laughs at Mensa! 32/16 is the established Didgeridoo speed! Get some air in there! Nelson didn’t know how right he was about Les Miles not being a good hire! Will’s mea culpa to his mother! Mike Anderson is too fancy to flee the country from the gulf coast, apparently! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at

We’re answering questions the you, the listeners, or at least the people who stumbled upon the facebook post, asked us. And you asked a bunch of questions so this episode is super-sized! The Notes: You need pyrotechnics! Lady-bagging is fine, too, according to Will! God is always number C! Get Endless Summer in the Constitution! This is a safe space to talk about explosions, but our love is tough! Jason Keezer is trying to murder us all with sharks! Will thinks Jay Maus weighs 184 pounds! Captain Chairs in the Back! Check out your gold and open your heart! Your family will haunt you long after they abandon you in death! Butt-Action Nelson! Vote for us for Best Podcast in Best of Lawrence: https://api.secondstreetapp.com/m_c_t/30126778/89590851 Today’s the last day to vote! Get it in by midnight central or gtfo! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android

It’s a nice cool down after the nitro-fueled thrill ride of the live show, as Will and Nelson talk about content they’ve been consuming. The Notes: This Bakery Doesn’t Care if You’re Covered in Dog Blood! We Still Hate the Stand! We Also Hate Clarice Now! We Do Like: A Care A Lot, Mr. Mayor, and Resident Alien! Also, we in a preview of next week’s Q&A episode, we settle an eternal debate! Jesus the White! Vote for us for Best Podcast in Best of Lawrence: https://api.secondstreetapp.com/m_c_t/30126778/89590851 Voting ends 11:59pm central on 2/28/2021! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at P

We recorded a live show last week with friends and now it’s here for all your mood-setting needs! We’re the discerning individual’s slow jam, and it’s a super-sized 70 minutes to accommodate all manner of stamina! The world’s best guests and the last of the Will’s Drunk Puppet Drops! It’s a high-octane thrill ride from start to finish! Here are the notes: Nelson doesn’t have a cup and he’s tired, yet Nelson is a salve! The walking app just doesn’t know when to quit! Ed Parker with the Applebee’s assist! Will’s Top 3 Secrets! Will’s carbonite-freezing fantasy is also about spiritual connection, it’s not entirely a sex thing! Will justifies the nudity! Paul Rosen and Amy Breeden Jackson! Modern teaching in plague times! Will asks the hard-hitting questions! Amber Fraley! Her novel, the Bug Diary, is gonna be dropping soon! The ghost sex is for the sequel! Karate Sampson is here to talk science and ghosts! We all know Rick Moranis would be the hottest Ghostbuster, but he’s not really an official ghostbuster, so

It’s gameday and so you need the hard-hitting, statistical contextualizing, tape grinding sports analysis you’ve come to expect from the Deuce! Will is cheering for his Chiefs! Nelson is hoping for a good game with no party to attend and little to no skin in the game! It was a goddamn soft pretzel with extra salt of time travel nonsense as we recorded on Friday which was the day before a live show that we recorded yesterday which will be released next Sunday! Here’re the notes! Sponsors! The Penultimate Will’s Drunk Puppet Corner! The right to be memed is enshrined in the promise that is America! The Auman Meme Repository will be our Presidential Library! Fine, Nelson will start a third church! When there was one set of footprints, that’s when you were riding in Nelson’s beard! Speaking about riding, let’s talk about riding out the darkness! Acknowledge your pain and use it as a tool to improve your empathy! Sports! Live show next week that’s already recorded so I hope you were there! Contact Us! Follow Us! L

Well, sorry, we couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 6! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (36 big dog minutes! Bark Bark Bark!) cause our hubris knows no bounds! There’s probably variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! We’ve got guests, though! Courtney Shipley and Jeremy Auman! Here’s the Contents: Nelson’s Ghost Car or No Mere Mortal Can Resist the Beat of the Rhythm of the Night (7/13/20) Courtney Tells a Loren’s Dad Story (w/ Courtney Shipley!) (8/9/20) Will Reads a Poem, but DO YOU??? (12/27/20) Will This Be a Good Movie or Of Course This Will Be a Good Movie! (12/27/20) com, or No One has Ever Been Hurt in an English Field, or Why No Beardologist? (1/3/21) Conquest, or Why Does L

Auman’s back and so are you! Notes: Auman Does Grover! Speaking of Trains! Space Trains! The Best Eyebrows in TV! Science in Science Fiction! Poor man’s Mickey Rourke! WandaVision! Will wants to do the “Full Lawrence Kansas” with Stefan! Time Paradox AIDS! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day present for that special someone! Event details coming soon! Mark those calendars now! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Sunflower Publishing (sunflowerpub.com), Courtney Shipley, the foul cur App

100% Jeremy Auman! Notes: Will invited the Endowment Vampire into house! Will fights vampires with yelling! Time Traveling Murder Robots! LET DANNY DEVITO PLAY THE TERMINATOR YOU COWARDS! Will is obsessed with Dark Science! Go to the Latchkey Deli! Sports Corner! Parade Across America! Is Julia Louis-Dreyfus the next Betty White? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day present for that special someone! Event details coming soon! Mark those calendars now! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from

Nelson was watching the Washington Football Team play-in game and took bad notes! Sorry! Here’s what he got! Notes: I don’t want to talk to people! Fight for your right to party while being mindful of consent! Will makes a new Dillons shopping friend! Grocery basket judgment vs grocery basket fantasies! Video games! Animal-You is also struggling! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day present for that special someone! Event details coming soon! Mark those calendars now! Brought to you in part by

We are not qualified! Notes: Should we release a lost episode? Maybe! MAKE OUR PODCAST INTO A VIDEO GAME YOU COWARDS! Will refuses to relinquish his long dead astronaut dreams! Hoping to be your wife’s astronaut +1! #DDSpaceMess! Do they have long tubes? Aaron Sorkin Space Walk & Talk! We couldn’t stop an asteroid, and even if we were could, there are still better choices! Middle-aged Satanist! Wonder Woman 1984! Get consent for your ghost three-ways! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch the live online 275th episode on Saturday February 6th! Makes a great Valentine’s Day pr

We’re back, here in the holiday taint between Hannukah and Christmas and the New Year. We just had a delightful live show and another one is on the way on February 6th, so mark your calendars! Notes! Thank You Sponsors! Christmas Recap! Double Deuce Hot or Not? Will is Impeachably Hot! Will Loves the Shiniest Trunks! Ollie is a Christmas Thief! Pound for Pound, We Have the Hottest Podcast Audience in the Biz! Will’s Mom Needs a Glass of Wine! We Watched The Stand! Will’s Back on His Skyrim Bullshit Again! Nelson Saved Christmas! Back next week for a new year of Deuce! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his

Hopefully you took some time off for the holidays or you got laid off like Nelson, cause grab a badass skull mug full of Chex Mix and get nice and comfy for this live show which threatens a feat we’d only believed to be legend: the Quad Deuce! That’s right, 85-pulse pounding minutes of opening presents and asking people how they’re doing and generally not talking about the holidays! It’s the official audio office holiday party for all of us pandemic unemployed, with special guests Courtney Shipley, Jason Keezer, Andrea Repinksy, Karate Sampson, Nick Colby, Ed Parker, Jacqueline Grunau, Molly Scanlon, Amber Fraley, Jeremy Auman, and Jay Maus! Notes: Lock Up Your Bones! Will’s Goin’ for Some Huggins! Applebees: No Side-to-Sides! Mandalorian is Awesome! Mandalorian Operation Isn’t! Resting Jedi Face! December Yeast! One-Woman Show Cinematic Universe! One-Woman Shows with Incomprehensible Timelines! Kids Love the Threat of Their Own Mortality! Sports Teams vs Rock Bands! Applebees: 1/3 of Our Tables are Coffins!

Live Show This Saturday! As for this episode, NOTES: Nelson Takes the Fun Out of Christmas and Gambling! Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas is Will’s Vietnam & the Runaway Bride Trailer is Nelson’s Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas! She’s Coming on, Boys, She’s Coming on Strong! #WatchuTalkinAboutNelson vs #IKnowWhatNelsonsTalkinAbout! Writing Tips and Tricks Post-Nanowrimo! Video Games! Nelson is a Shark! Help Him or Kill Him, That’s Always the Way! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his pods at Pink Jeans! Watch us live online for a holiday-themed episode 267 on Saturday, December 19th at 8pm! To RSVP, learn the de

We’ve got the live show in 2 weeks and the information on the gift exchange is in this episode. Notes: Applebee’s: We Can Go Somewhere Nice Next Time, Let’s Just Do Something Easy! Nelson Still Hates Siri, but Google Assistant is a Double-Edged Sword! Gender Politics and Crocodile Dundee! Sports Corner: Chiefs vs Broncos & Will vs Nelson! What We’re Watching! Condiment Races! Live Show This Saturday! As for this episode, NOTES: Nelson Takes the Fun Out of Christmas and Gambling! Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas is Will’s Vietnam & the Runaway Bride Trailer is Nelson’s Vince Guaraldi’s Christmas! She’s Coming on, Boys, She’s Coming on Strong! #WatchuTalkinAboutNelson vs #IKnowWhatNelsonsTalkinAbout! Writing Tips and Tricks Post-Nanowrimo! Video Games! Nelson is a Shark! Help Him or Kill Him, That’s Always the Way! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, And