Cerebral Satire Podcast

Cerebral Satire Chris, Wayne  Hid things in your Vag Facebook Twitter Intro Milk comes from brow cows http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/millions-of-americans-think-chocolate-milk-comes-from-brown-cows/ Penis size grows http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/testosterone-injections-caused-patients-penis-to-double-in-length/ Things women have hidden in their Vaginas https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/53nvwd/the-things-women-have-hidden-in-their-vaginas

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Warning on Audio quality. We had a very rough time with our Audio this week. Just Wayne, Chris and Ant talking crap.

Cerebral Satire Chris, John Beast of Burden Facebook Twitter Intro Guy catches thief and then Tattoos him on his forehead a thief http://www.unilad.co.uk/crime/tattoo-artist-catches-thief-in-his-home-punishes-him-with-brutal-forehead-tattoo/ Gwyneth Paltrow is an idiot https://theoutline.com/post/1394/the-unbearable-wrongness-of-gwyneth-paltrow Well have sex with whatever https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/they-fuck-horses-dont-they Outro

Cerebral Satire Chris, Ant   Facebook Twitter Intro Do you want to kill people? Maybe? Here is the list. https://broadly.vice.com/en_us/article/how-to-tell-if-youre-a-psychopath-or-just-a-bad-person   WTF is a Otherkin? http://www.ranker.com/list/what-are-otherkin/jacob-shelton Outro

WARNING POLITICAL CONTENT This week the guys sit and do a would you rather questions. As the normal they start by arguing about politics.

Cerebral Satire Chris, Ant America has no Food Friday Facebook Twitter Intro If you are alive in 30 years you might be alive in 1000 http://www.unilad.co.uk/science/if-youre-alive-in-30-years-you-might-be-alive-in-1000-years/ Might want to not put an Eel there http://www.unilad.co.uk/health/doctor-pulls-live-eel-out-of-mans-body-after-he-put-it-up-his-bum/ Outro

Cerebral Satire Chris, Ant Shite Happens  Facebook Twitter Intro She won then she shat http://urbanleak.com/woman-arrested-for-shitting-on-boss-desk-after-winning-the-lottery/   Outro

This week Ant and I dive deep into the world of Wayne. Why his wife hates sex with him. How he drinks milk while he masturbates, and then we give him 20 facts.  

This week Ant and Chris talk about sex, drinking all night, being old and life as a white male.    

Links for the show Art https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/im-sick-of-pretending-i-dont-get-art   Cheating survey http://www.deseretnews.com/article/865677598/What-counts-as-cheating-and-adultery-in-the-digital-age.html?pg=all    

This week Ant gets drunk, Wayne drinks and Chris is stone sober. We talk about life and do a round of Wayne's facts.   Facebook Twitter

Cerebral Satire Chris, Ant WTF Friday 2! Facebook Twitter Intro Pipe clogged with condoms, helps police track brothel http://uk.mobile.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUKKBN17D2GM?il=0 Old woman didn't know it was wrong to do the dog http://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/woman-who-had-sex-with-three-dogs-claimed-she-didn-t-know-it-was-wrong/story-30262649-detail/story.html Scream down a hole, you might get a response back http://www.unilad.co.uk/articles/man-shouts-down-hole-in-the-woods-gets-reply-back/ Check your attic, you find stop some gross shit https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/woman-finds-surveillance-lair-hidden-in-her-attic Outro

Ant and Chris go dark early and often.

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Cerebral Satire Chris, Ant, and Wayne Back from the Dead   Facebook Twitter Intro Chris had a Stalker http://www.ajc.com/news/local/woman-charged-murder-husband-fiancee-roswell-cops-say/fWyOzNf9JBEsysH79rLfMI/ Woman hates her Vag http://www.unilad.co.uk/health/woman-pays-3000-for-surgery-because-her-vagina-looks-like-a-big-mac/ Wayne's Facts is back! Reporter eats human brains on live TV http://metro.co.uk/2017/03/10/tv-presenter-eats-human-brain-on-camera-as-he-meets-cannibal-tribe-who-snack-on-their-own-poo-6500247/ Outro

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This week Ant and Chris talk about life, and the persuite of happyness oh and Amy wanting to eat people.   Cerebral Satire Facebook Twitter Youtube   These are the stories this week What do we stick in our well oral holes? Vice Lets listen to Ant fucking loose his mind Yoga Gross Teenager wakes up his way to get to his funeral You're going to die Then send us your feedback! Lets go people!