Cerebral Satire Podcast

The boys talk nonsense for an hour. Enjoy

This week the guys get caught up with Ant, and Adam Pearson joins them. Join our community Facebook Articles Walmart proposal Walmart Proposal Kicks Off Romantic Night Of Sex Toy Stealing: Cops http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/56903325e4b0cad15e64e558   Wayne Facts   Trans Dad   Dad 52 walks out on wife and seven kids to live as a SIX year old GIRL http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6796418/Dad-52-walks-out-on-wife-and-seven-kids-to-live-as-a-SIX-year-old-GIRL.html   New Male contraception, not that wayne needs it http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/sperm-blocking-implant-could-be-latest-male-contraceptive   General lottery chatter and article http://www.theladbible.com/articles/is-this-the-most-honest-person-to-ever-be-interviewed-on-live-tv  

Cerebral Satire Wayne’s World 2 Wayne and Chris Intro           No Ant this week           Banana Ketchup Update Article from listener Cody Science Grows Vagina http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335 Men’s Population should be reduced by 90% http://www.vice.com/read/is-reducing-the-male-population-by-90-percent-the-solution-to-all-our-problems?utm_source=vicefbus Article from listeners All Wine Aside http://news.nationalpost.com/news/canada/man-breaks-into-b-c-home-showers-shaves-feeds-cats-writes-in-diary-starts-fire-caught-watching-tv   Word Associations with Wayne Rainforest – Toilet Roll Grape – Green Glass Bottle (Wine) Icy – Mountains of Ice Lucky charm – Cereal Telescope – Peeping Tom radio station – Radio 1 road show butterscotch – Disappointing Angel Delight bouquet of - Flowers boiled - Ham pottery – Broken Flower pot youngster – Young one

Cerebral Satire Chris, Wayne, Ant Happy New Year, Good Riddance 2015 Intro Monkey Joy Ride http://metro.co.uk/2015/12/27/monkey-takes-bus-for-a-joyride-while-driver-is-sleeping-5586181/ Wayne’s Facts New Year’s quiz

Cerebral Satire Ant, Wayne, Chris Merry Christmas! Intro Feminist Decorate a Christmas Tree http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/nightclub-decorates-christmas-tree-tampons-7049314 Ant’s Top 5 Fav Christmas Movies Elf Scrooged Muppets Christmas Carol Bad Santa Home Alone Chris’s Top 5 Fav Christmas Movies Charlie Brown Christmas Miracle on 34th street Die Hard How the Grinch Stole Christmas Lethal Weapon Wayne’s Top 5 Fav Christmas Movies Jingle all the way Santa Claus the movie Home alone Muppets Christmas carol Batman Returns Wayne’s Facts Christmas Edition Top 10 reasons couples fight during the holidays http://97x.com/top-ten-arguments-couples-have-over-the-holidays/       Outro Then we play the top 5 of each of our Fav Christmas songs, count down style. Ant’s Frankie Goes to Hollywood – The Power of Love The Darkness – Christmas Time Don’t let the Bells End Kurtis Blow – Christmas Rapping Run DMC – Christma

Cerebral Satire Children out their C*nt Ant, Chris, Wayne Intro Man tried hide 51 turtle in Pants http://news.sky.com/story/1598021/man-who-hid-51-turtles-in-trousers-faces-jail Wayne’s Facts Footballer Gets One Year Ban For Slapping Female Referee With His Penis http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/8663792?utm_hp_ref=weird-news Looking to make an impression? Try jewelry made of 'skin' (Wired UK) http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2012-10/12/skin-jewellery Tibow gets dumped cause he is a fucking loser http://www.faithit.com/miss-universe-just-dumped-tim-tebow-because-he-wouldnt-have-sex-with-her-his-response-is-perfect/ Outro

This week we record on a Sunday, the boys had a hard week and are just relaxing talking about anything that comes to mind. Sit back have a drink and enjoy as we fuck your ear hole.

No Devil this week but have no fear Wayne and Ant are here to talk usual shit!       Your neighbours have probably seen you naked, study says http://metro.co.uk/2015/11/25/your-neighbours-have-probably-seen-you-naked-study-says-5525804/#ixzz3sc17dZGK       Wayne’s facts       Man Kills Wife's Alleged Rapist And Cooks And Eats His Penis   http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/11/17/man-kills-wifes-alleged-rapist-cooks-eats-penis_n_8581308.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-weird-news         45 questions to ask to get to know someone   http://www.lifehack.org/articles/communication/45-questions-to-ask-to-get-to-know-someone.html  

Cerebral Satire Ant, DV, Wayne  Ep Take my Ball Intro Get $35,000 for a nut http://bipolarexpress.org/4987412-15517913?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Postcron.com Wayne’s Facts Sexy Dwarf http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/475222/Dwarf-sexy-prostitute-instagram Sex is good but can be bad http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/daily-sex-challenge-how-much-sex_564be1a6e4b08cda348b7497?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063 10 Signs you’re dating the wrong person http://www.huffingtonpost.com/avelist/10-signs-youre-dating-the-wrong-person_b_8399708.html Facebook Twitter Website Email

Cerebral Satire Ant, Wayne, and DV Transgender Topic Intro Bus Wank http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/london-bus-driver-suspended-after-being-filmed-pleasuring-himself-on-top-deck-a3110976.html Mutilate Vaginas http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/man-mutilated-21-vaginas-and-stored-clitorises-in-freezer-police_563ba6e6e4b0307f2cac7aec Wayne’s Facts Hot button Transgender Prison http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/oct/30/transgender-woman-tara-hudson-male-prison-bristol-loses-appeal-sentence Houston bans Transgender in women's bathrooms http://www.newsbusters.org/blogs/nb/curtis-houck/2015/11/05/cbs-cries-foul-over-houston-rejecting-transgender-bathroom-measure Transgender test http://www.okcupid.com/quizzy/take

No notes this we, just have one long conversation. A bit of Wayne's facts but other than that just good fun. New RSS Feed New Twitter New Web page New Facebook

Cerebral Satire Wayne’s World Intro DV is crazy about Airports   Chewbacca Arrested In the Ukraine http://97x.com/chewbacca-arrested-in-ukraine-while-campaigning-for-darth-vader/?trackback=twitter   New Star Wars Movies are Anti White http://www.cnn.com/2015/10/20/entertainment/star-wars-trailer-boycott-anti-white-feat/index.html   Cum Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu0c6stl6N8 Man failed Paternity test http://www.theladbible.com/articles/this-man-failed-a-paternity-test-because-his-unborn-brother-is-the-father-of-his-child   7 Scientific Reasons to have sex every day. http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a47590/scientific-reasons-why-you-should-have-sex-every-single-day/   Every question DO you know what this is? How do you feel about it? How would you fix it? Hot button Issues Global Warming True or false How to fix it Abortion To kill or not to kill Syria Fix it Religion U.S. Elections GOP Democrats Gun Laws How to stop mass shooting in the US   N

Cerebral Satire Halloween Special Ant and Devilvamp New RSS Feed http://cerebralsatire.libsyn.com/rss New Twitter https://twitter.com/CerebralSatire New Web page http://www.cerebralsatire.com/ New Facebook http://www.facebook.com/Cerebralsatire Intro Scary Sounds Quick Fire School Bans Halloween Parties Citing Diversity http://news.sky.com/story/1573212/school-bans-halloween-parties-citing-diversity 'Ghost dog' caught on camera as owner spreads pet pooch's ashes http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/471722/angel-dog-ghost-photograph-owner-spread-ashes Bigfoot! Again http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/471341/Video-bigfoot-sighting-Kentucky Can Aliens fuck? http://www.livescience.com/52476-would-aliens-have-sex.html Zombie on Board https://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-dies-board-biting-passenger-041056476.html#8Mlcy76 Main Show Top 10 Scariest Video Games http://www.askmen.com/top_10/entertainment/top-10-scariest-video-games_10.html Story time With Ant and Vamp

Cerebral Satire Ep 50 Happy One Year Ant, Dv, Wayne New RSS Feed http://cerebralsatire.libsyn.com/rss New Twitter https://twitter.com/CerebralSatire New Web page http://www.cerebralsatire.com/ New Facebook http://www.facebook.com/Cerebralsatire Intro Quick Fire Woman sues nephew, What a Cunt http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/woman-sues-12-year-old-nephew-over-a-hug-that-broke-her-wrist/ar-AAfpGFx?ocid=spartandhp Japanese stock pile toilet paper http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-34443743 Teacher Gone wild http://www.vice.com/read/i-had-an-affair-with-my-teacher-and-it-left-me-suicidal-156?utm_source=vicefbus Talk to yourself, because that means you’re a genius http://elitedaily.com/life/culture/people-talk-to-themselves/1105688/?utm_source=huffingtonpost&utm_medium=tr&utm_campaign=p10k80 Make fun of my pink shirt I’ll show you! http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/470225/driver-mows-down-friends-who-teased-about-pink-jumper-Russia Poop Corner Full of Shit!!! http://w

Cerebral Satire Episode 49 We Hypnotized Wayne Ant, DV and Wayne New RSS Feed http://cerebralsatire.libsyn.com/rss New Twitter https://twitter.com/CerebralSatire New Web page http://www.cerebralsatire.com/ Intro Quick-fire! Taylor Swift takes a break from music http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/34477895/taylor-swift-i-should-take-some-time-off-and-take-a-break-from-music Offensive Halloween Costumes http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/offensive-halloween-costumes-ignorant_560ed210e4b0af3706e0ae3d?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063 Having Kids is shit http://www.vice.com/en_us/read/science-says-having-a-kid-is-one-of-the-crappiest-things-that-can-happen-to-you-384?utm_source=vicefbusvn Too high http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/smoked-too-much-weed-546930 Statue Prank http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Dozens-of-Creepy-Statues-Mysteriously-Turn-Up-on-SoCal-Homeowners-Lawn-321349451.html Air Sex world Championships http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/what-air-sex-bizarre-craze-6

Cerebral Satire Episode 48 “Vamp and Ant are grumpy” Ant, Dv, Wayne New RSS Feed http://cerebralsatire.libsyn.com/rss New Twitter https://twitter.com/CerebralSatire New Web page http://www.cerebralsatire.com/   Intro Quick fire! www.facebook.com/cerbralsatire Groundhog Day http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-34423870 Risk of Cancer http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/risk-cancer-increases-height Woman Who fell to earth http://www.vice.com/en_us/read/the-woman-who-fell-to-earth-508-v17n9?utm_source=vicefbus New type of Moose http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/09/30/woman-mistakes-expanding-builders-foam-hair-mousse_n_8219004.html Wayne’s Facts Woman Blinds Herself http://www.vice.com/read/a-woman-blinded-herself-with-drain-cleaner-because-she-wanted-to-be-disabled-vgtrn-265?utm_source=vicefbus Quiz Top 10 most disgusting food Mongolian Boodog - Real Soft-Boiled Fetal Duck - Real Whole Sheep’s Head - Real Peanut Butter Mallowmars - Fake Octopus, Str