Sequelisers

It's finally here. The last picture show. The post-credit scene. The final reel. After a wild card season, three Star Wars prequels and a visit from John Scarratt, the Sequelisers bid you a fond farewell with one last episode. We're closing out with an extremely thorough Q&A, including messages and questions from long-time listeners, a lot of reminiscing and, of course, one last discussion of Matt's downstairs grooming. Thanks to everyone who has listened and supported us throughout the years. Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're done with pitches and fixing bad sequels, but we're not done talking yet. As part of our farewell tour, we welcome the Secret Fourth Sequeliser, our artist-in-residence John Scarratt back to the podcast to talk through all the amazing visuals he's produced for us over the past 10 seasons. John Scarratt's website: https://www.johnscarratt.co.uk/ John Scarratt on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jscarratt/ John's Etsy store: https://www.etsy.com/shop/scarrattshop/ Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was said that we would destroy the prequels, not fix them! It's the final part of the finale trilogy, and time for us to discuss Revenge of the Sith. We cover everything from terrible CGI and the worst on-screen chemistry we've ever seen to dying of a broken heart and UNLIMITED POWER! And yes, we bring our own trilogy to its epic conclusion with the LAST EVER Sequelisers pitch... Soundscapes provided by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams (and John Williams) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back, making good on our promise for the next instalment of the Star Wars prequel trilogy. Creepy crushes, kiwi clones, complicated schemes, fake beards, and someone called Sifo Dyas? It's all here in this second chapter that leaps forward a decade and insists CGI is going to improve every single shot. But how will we continue our own Star Wars canon, and will it feature clones? Find out in part two as our galaxy-sized finale continues. Additional sound design by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've teased it, we've threatened it, and we couldn't bring the show to an end without making good on our promise. Finally, the Sequelisers take on the Star Wars prequel trilogy. But in our Star Wars-saturated times, can we even remember what Star Wars looked like back in 1999? And is there anything worth salvaging from the Phantom Menace, or are we throwing the Binks out with the bathwater? Find out, in part one of our galaxy-sized finale. Additional sound design by Kusari Space: www.youtube.com/@KusariSpace Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We said we wanted to finish the podcast with a bang, so here we are. Before our final goodbye specials, we're finally taking on our white whale. Our greatest challenge. Our Phantom Menace. Plus the other two. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is it, folks. The series finale of Sequelisers. What a truly terrible sequel to end on. One of the biggest box office bombs of all time. It's the final episode, the final pitch, and, to put it simply, you are NOT READY for how this ends. Oh, and we may have a few surprises in store along the way too. Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's our final ever VIP pick and Jack's final pitch. And what better way to play us out than taking a forgettable sequel to a forgettable adventure film and elevating it to something truly beautiful? You're in for a treat, folks. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You've heard of beating a dead horse, but how about beating a dead CEO? That's exactly what the makers of Weekend at Bernie's 2 were doing, when they decided that the inexplicably widely-referenced comedy needed a sequel. But can we breathe new life into this one-joke set-up? Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the conclusion of the Patreon vote! Yes, it's time to discuss Eddie Brock and his adventures with his symbiotic best friend. Yes, that includes the Venom horse and even Area 51... But how can we fix it? Can we save Sony's Spider-Man Villain Cinematic Universe? Will Venom finally debut in the MCU? Tune in and find out! Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks to one of our VIPs, we're taking a look at a beloved horror comedy classic. Or, more accurately, the grotesquely puppeted sequel bearing the same name. But being the wild card final season, we've got so much we can do to fix it. So are we bringing it back as a sequel, a prequel or a remake? All remains to be seen. Get it? Remains? Corpse. Yeah, you got it. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Enter a magical world filled with dog-like dinosaurs, wax Robin Williamses and, unfortunately, Ricky Gervais, as we take a trip to the museum and attempt to fix the second film in this family adventure series. What secrets do we uncover, and what wild card solution will Matt pick to fix the Battle of the Smithsonian? Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're travelling to Pandora to fix the sequel to the highest-grossing film of all time. Oh, and the bad sequel? It's the third-highest-grossing film of all time! And what even is "The Way of Water" anyway?! You'll have to tune in and find out! Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paddington. One of the most highly revered and praised films had a third instalment that was by no means bad but fell short of its predecessors. So we were asked by one of our VIPs to fix it. But how do you contend with Paddington and Paddington 2? Do you make a sequel, a prequel or a remake? Well, that's Jack's problem. Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Song by Captain Qubz - Rawness [Paddington Station Remix] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The original Secret of NIMH kicked off Don Bluth's independent animation studio, and is fondly remembered by many millennials. But the sequel abandons all its ambition and artistry for a cheap cash-in. Can we craft something that better honours the original's legacy? And which Sequeliser is a hardcore Bluth-hater? Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's not quite Scream and not quite Scary Movie, it's those other horror films from the late 90s! I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is a big mess and definitely needs fixing. And yes, the third one is even worse than you remember. Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What happens when you get a sequel to a movie that's technically already a sequel, as well as a remake, that made a billion dollars and kickstarted a calamitous path that led to an infinite spooling of unbearable live action Disney remakes? You send it our way of course! But the question is, do we sequelise, prequelise, or requelise Alice Through The Looking Glass? Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Take a deep breath as we head beneath the thermocline and encounter some bloody big sharks in Meg 2: The Trench. What on earth is a director like Ben Wheatley doing with a Jason Statham sequel, and can a trip to Fun Island redeem this slog of a movie? We answer those questions and many more in this episode. Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/sequelisers.bsky.social Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're crossing the border to fix a disappointing sequel to a modern classic. 2015's Sicario is a fascinating and harrowing story of what happens on the US-Mexican border. The sequel seemed to learn the wrong lessons from the first film so, it's time for us to fix it! But will it be a sequel, prequel or remake? Listen and find out! Website: www.sequelisers.com/ Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our final, wild card season continues with our first VIP pick. And it's an incredibly recent release - only a few months old at time of recording. Moana 2 went on to gross more than its predecessor but considering it was a TV series that was rushed and condensed into a feature, it loses something along the way. But the question is, do we sequelise it, prequelise it, or requelise it? Check out our various rewards and tiers on patreon: www.patreon.com/sequelisers Website: www.sequelisers.com/  Discord: www.sequelisers.com/discord  Shop: www.sequelisers.com/shop  Instagram: instagram.com/sequelisers TikTok: tiktok.com/@sequelisers Music by Daniel Williams Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices