Batch Bitch

Naomi and Danielle get furious at almost all of the men on this show, and Naomi struggles with being cursed with finding Ines actually quite funny. They also talk about love languages a lot. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss the first 2 weeks of MAFS (meeting all the couples, the dinner party and first commitment ceremony). They also talk queefs and you find out the answer to the pig question!! Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We're starting Married At First Sight next week, and let me tell you... we already have some opinions!! Meanwhile there's a competition at the end of this episode so if you make it that far through our bullshit have a bloody go.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi tells Danielle off for GAMBLING and then the two charming beautiful women talk about a timeless classic, 1 Chance 2 Dance (available on Netflix if you'd like to watch). Also, if you're reading this, we're gonna do Married At First Sight next week so get pumped ayTwitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Are you confused?? Just listen to the first minute. And then listen to the next 45 minutes. And then listen to the rest on Prime Mates (a very fun podcast!)Love u xoxox See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle are back from an accidental break, they talk Christmas, Louis CK, A Star Is Born (finally) and Naomi does a really good Ivan callback. Also it's Danielle here editing, I edited this after midnight and kept zoning out so I'm sorry if I've left in a toilet break or something but you're getting this for free so just skip 30 seconds you psycho. Be grateful.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle do face masks and talk competitions, Amy & Mel and the manosphere. Danielle is really echo-ey for some reason and we don't know why, but it's definitely Danielle's fault.  Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle are truly scraping the barrel on content this week by doing buzzfeed quizzes. And yes, none of these quizzes should be done through and audio medium. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle become obsessed with a youtube channel called GirlDefined, after a quick detour into Danielle's grandad's interesting religious beliefs.  Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle are very happy the Bachelor/Bachelorette is over! They talk Naomi's pilot, voting, and criminal records. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle finally make it to the end of the Bachelor franchise for 2018, and Naomi gets mad at Danielle's bodily functions. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk Hometowns, Hunting down criminal records and the judgement of Solomon.Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk about Naomi's fetishes, Charlie's almost certain affinity for crime, Danielle's disney crush and Improv some clit lit. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle goes on an excruciating rant about UFC and Naomi continues to throw out wild accusations about Bachelorette contestants. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Pixel Peeker Polka - Slower & Metalmania  Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss how low the bar is to be 'one of the good guys' in the mansion, Naomi has a few political outbursts, and Danielle poses a very upsetting hypothetical. Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Magic Scout - Farm & Club Seamus Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk Cum Lord, our new nemesis Paddy, how cute Tazo is and cold hard dick. (Also Nauru and September 11) Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Upbeat foreverKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk tans, Naomi's new excercise regime, our plan to get freebies from Myer, Nicks hot brother and THE SHOCK ENDING!Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Lively LumpsuckerKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle asks Naomi some questions from her very normal Conversation Starter book, and then they complain about men some more (which is definitely related to the Bachelor because Nick). Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Who Likes To Party Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss hometowns, a fucked pavlova and times we've been harassed. We also fight over the podcast length.Twitter: @batchbitchpodInstagram: @batchbitchpodFacebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcastemail: batchpodcast@gmail.comMusic:Smooth LovinKevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Danielle confesses that she is struggling with watching the Bachelor every week, and stops Naomi from repeatedly slandering the Honey Badger (even though Naomi is right).Twitter: @batchbitchpod Instagram: @batchbitchpod Facebook: www.facebook.com/batchpodcast email: batchpodcast@gmail.com Music: Drinkin Song Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)  Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/   See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.