Batch Bitch

Danielle and Naomi continue to meet couples who are destined to hate each other. We have our first commitment ceremony in which everyone says 'Yes I wish to remain on national' See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle begin to discuss (judge) the first week of couples being wed on Married at first sight. How fitting that at episode 69 they get so horny!! Just kidding they're always getting horny. They also have a fun little foray into trying to explain queer culture! That probably won't age. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle prepare for truly the worst time of the year. Who has trauma? Who will be thrown into situations specifically meant to trigger that trauma? Is the answer all of them? yes See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk about The Circle, which actually kicks ass. Unfortunately there's a dead animal story from Danielle that we need to get out of the way first. Also, sorry about the song. It's literally all Danielle's fault. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi, Danielle and Tazo are reunited at last, we talk CATS (You’re welcome)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle just talk shit basically. No excuse for this See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss their lives and as usual argue while trying to stay on topic discussing Cam and Jules televised wedding. Naomi accuses Danielle of not listening at one point and Danielle gets angry because for once she was listening and Naomi cannot accept the fact that she was wrong about Danielle and Danielle never received an apology. RUDE! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle recap the last two episodes of The Bachelorette AU 2019, and mourn the loss of yet another possibly interesting relationship. It is never destined to be. We are doomed to see ken doll after ken doll take up space on our screens to do absolutely nothing with it, and then get some sponsorship deals for fitness shakes for all their hard work of boring us to death. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle are still mourning Ciarran by constantly comparing how much better Ciarran was than anyone else considering there are two liars, a party boi and a pie boy left to choose from. Also Danielle is disgustingly sick so I truly am sorry about all my coughing and blowing my nose See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle mourn the beautiful Ciarran, gone too soon. We love you Ciarran. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle try to discuss the Bachelorette however this becomes increasingly difficult because apparently the wifi in America is shit (I thought it was supposed to be good) anyway sorry about the song this week but we love it okay, let us be the artists we are (talking to you enemy of the pod PETER!)  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle have gone off Timm and on Ciarran (Naomi, a horny amount). They cannot help but feel sorry for fireman Jamie even though he's fucked. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss the opening two episodes of the Bachelorette, including Wazza aka the chicken man who cannot take a joke, and Jess who thinks being a creep is a joke.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk about the masked singer, the greatest show to hit Australian shores in a long time, and Naomi talks about how much she misses Tony Abbott (but not in a romantic way like Christopher Pyne). All hail our new overlords Lindsay Lohan and Dave Hughes. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss the Bachelor finale, why Australia fall in love with women without self esteem and hate a horny and confident woman. Also this weeks intro/outro is a certified BANGER, Listen to full outro at your own peril See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss the insanity of Elly v Abbie or as we like to think of it: The producers manipulating contestants and the Australian public. Also we find out the salt % in cum. ENJOY See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle talk over WEEK 6 of the Bachelor. Who will Matt fall in love with? What shade of blonde will her hair be? I guess we'll just have to keep watching to find out HAHAHA!!!!Sorry. Feeling pretty manic today but trying my best. Message me if saying manic is probbo now. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss the week that was on the Bachelor, also we finally discuss Ivan being on Australia’s Got Talent and also probably have our greatest outdo/musical artwork to date. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle discuss Matts Eye gouging fetish, along with of course the DRAMA and bullying. Sorry for the crackling, we’re not sure what has caused that and we will try make sure it’s not on the next episode. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Naomi and Danielle make their way through the dog cunt saga. Which is funnier, dog shit or dog cunt?? Sound off below! What? There's no comment section on your random podcast app? How is that our problem? We do all this for free and you still have the gall to complain? Be an ally for once in your life (also, Naomi horny status: horny again) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.