Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Season 5 ends with the gang in Palm Springs, where Steve dabbles in transphobia, Kelly and Brandon don't really settle anything, Brandon ponders boning Val, and Ray's abusive tendencies...escalate. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea and Jesse prepare to head east and out of our lives forever; Donna starts to wonder whether her relationship with Ray is healthy; and both Kelly's dudes start giving her the hard sell, forcing her into a momentous decision we all remember so well. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Clare and David refuse to let Val forget they know Her Secret, while Brandon gets cocky about his CU re-election campaign, and Dylan takes a journey to his past life as an Old West outlaw, yes really. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea and Jesse ponder an actual job offer in Idaho; Charlie fails to arrange a devil's threesome with Dylan and Val; Ray returns to L.A., where LuAnn gets drunk and WAY too chatty; and when Kelly's Seventeen cover finally comes out with her pre-burned neck, she remembers Alison exists. (Too bad for Alison.) JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan ventures further into his past (lives); Brandon gets faced by a teen genius; and the Peach Pit After Dark tries to come back from the brink of failure by throwing a hip hop night, and bringing Ray back from the road (...and into Val's pants?). JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Val ventures way outside the mainstream by contemplating a tattoo; Dylan takes his first tentative steps into past life regression via hypnotherapy; and David finds out that he really should have kept in better touch with his mother. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

As his father gets back together with Kelly's mother, David dreams that he has a chance of reuniting with Donna; Andrea's love life ends up back in the ditch; and every nerd's favourite game show is sullied by Brandon's attempt to get on it. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Before Andrea can make any big confessions to Jesse, he hits her with one of his own; Dylan learns more about Charley's screenplay project and tries to resist the appeal of Val in her business suits; and Clare and David enlist the rest of the gang to make like The Real World for a school project that accidentally finds them...getting real. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Jackie and Mel may be up for a reunion tour; Andrea GRAVELY misreads the progress she and Peter are making as a couple; and CU's campus rapist is revealed! It's...not who you didn't think it was. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea flirts hard with Peter, and even harder with getting caught; Val's pursuit of Ray takes her into Amanda Woodward territory; and when someone starts stealing bikes and raping women on the CU campus, Brandon is very...irritated by the unfair demands this makes on his precious time. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea steps up her adultery by getting a job at Peter's hospital (though what choice did she have; it's the only one in town); Val embarrasses herself and the rest of us by clinging to Ray of all people; and Dylan dangles his newly recovered millions in front of Finley in a short con to extract Kelly from the New Evolution. Finley'll never trust externs now! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve goes on a Stuff-y pursuit of long-forgotten musical trio Jade (?); Andrea and Peter nearly touch fingertips right in front of their spouses; Val uses her recent windfall to move out of the Walsh house and into a hotel, the better to seduce Ray in; and Brandon starts to figure out that Finley might not actually be a regular teacher at all! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea inches ever closer to playing doctor with Peter; Ariel returns to court a musician Donna likes; Val talks her way into a post-Punta Brava payday; and Kelly ponders closing her circle to Brandon. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Kelly grows ever more suspicious of her extern boyfriend, Dylan reunites with Jonesy for the last phase of Operation Get Back McKay Cash. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Tensions run high as the Peach Pit After Dark prepares for its grand opening, while Kelly is the easiest mark ever to stumble into a cult meeting, and Dylan and Brandon face consequences for careless peeing. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea reunites with her laundromat lothario; Donna keeps trying to make Ray's music career happen; Dylan has his offscreen day in court; Kelly ends up in Valerie's debt; and Steve...meets an old person. It ends badly. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Christmas comes to Beverly Hills, and it's a grim one: shady international treasure hunting plans are hatched, a bribe is attempted, Kelly still can't shut up about her four square inches of slightly pink skin, and even Hannah can't be cool with Santa. God bless us, everyone! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Donna gets exposed again to Ray's scary Rayges, and Jesse represents an impoverished client on child endangerment charges, but does anyone have it worse off than negligent party promoter Steve or very slightly burned Kelly?! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon skips Steve's latest rave for a reunion with Emily, which is probably just as well since everyone there is about to catch fire. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan makes a salty new frenemy in rehab, while the ongoing challenge to Brandon's presidency might actually keep him from attending a Rolling Stones show!!! JOIN THE AWT CLUB