Again With This: Beverly Hills, 90210

Brandon skips Steve's latest rave for a reunion with Emily, which is probably just as well since everyone there is about to catch fire. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan makes a salty new frenemy in rehab, while the ongoing challenge to Brandon's presidency might actually keep him from attending a Rolling Stones show!!! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Dylan continues drying out at the hospital, everyone on campus makes sure you know exactly where they stand on controversial African-American speaker Roland Turner -- except Brandon, who only has convictions when the Chancellor tells him to. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Spending time inside the mind of a comatose Dylan is so tedious, you'll welcome the interruptions of Steve's flag football tournament. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Dylan submits to an intervention from all his closest friends except the ones who weren't invited, after which Donna takes Ray to the Martin manse to meet the parents, and Kelly embarks upon her career as a teen model. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

It's Hallowe'en! Donna's forced to choose between Plane Boy and Pumpkin Boy; Clare and David chase aliens; and Brandon tries to help Dylan out of his downward spiral -- though not especially hard. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Donna continues juggling her two goons; David breaks Clare's bed (and in a very unsexy way); Kelly clashes with Jackie over Erin's modeling career, believe it or not; and Val puts Dylan's financial issues on blast to his very worst enemy. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Andrea has a laundromat meet-barf with Howdy Derpy, Donna starts to have misgivings about Ray and his giant knife (not a euphemism), and Brandon has to decide who's right about a controversial Asian leader or possibly dictator -- a nonpartisan human rights group, or the guy's best friend: Chancellor Arnold. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve gets the idea of throwing raves after hours at the Peach Pit (yes, really), while his quasi-girlfriend really needs to watch her pot smoke and shoe choices around Kelly; Andrea gets a hemorrhoid about Jesse flirting at work; and Donna meets a construction worker whose grim family poverty has even deprived him of the full complement of letters his surname should contain. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

As Brandon mopes around following the death of his former nemesis, David and Donna work on replacing one another, and Val sinks her talons a little deeper into Dylan (and his hard-boiled eggs) (not a euphemism). JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brandon is a pisspot in a run for student government he seems to think he's doing under duress; Val hooks Dylan by showing off how good she is at both pool and sex; and Clare...snores. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Felice's fancy fundraiser is ground zero for Dylan learning about Kelly and Brandon's new couplehood, while Val continues figuring out which guy to pursue and Donna messes with Texas. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Brenda's replacement arrives from upstate New York while Brandon and Kelly slowly start telling everyone about their relationship, Dylan mopes around Mexico, and Andrea bores everyone with her now-born baby. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea gives birth to a babylet; Ariel gets a mouthful of David's hot dog; Kelly and Brandon get together; Dylan and his money are wrenched apart; and BRENDA LEAVES US ALL FOREVER NOOOOOOO IT'S TOO SOON!!! JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea's baby-related agita is no competition for the drama on stage at the CU auditorium, or between Dylan and Kelly. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Andrea gets some bad news about the last three months of her pregnancy, tee hee hee, but the worse news is for Brenda: the whole school thinks she boned Roy Randolph to get the lead in the play. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

While Clare embroils Brandon in her teenaged shenanigans, Brenda gets bitchier than usual in pursuit of the role she thinks is hers. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

CU's production of Cat On A Hot Tin Roof has catfights breaking out all over, while Clare tries to take down Brandon (sexually) with every weapon in her (sexual) arsenal. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

Steve happens to wander into a gay coffee house just in time to spot KEG president Mike Ryan. Steve then...proceeds to do everything wrong. Speaking of doing everything wrong: David, getting a talent crush on his new plano teacher. JOIN THE AWT CLUB

The chance discovery of an old diary in her window seat sends Brenda into an extremely detailed fantasy about the late '60s residents of what we now know as Casa Walsh for an episode that's hard to (Summer Of) Love. JOIN THE AWT CLUB