Those Damn Ross Kids

Kris and Kole talk about the aftermath, the Lorax, and accessorization. ALSO: Complaining about Skype again. It’s so weird now. Snack fire. Wedding cock ring. Change the game. Don’t punch a police horse. Kim Jong Un.

Kris and Kole talk about improv, Cheers, and temporary recreational pools. ALSO: Wouldn’t want to miss a week. Kris’ whale song phone booth. No, but. No opinion on Ted Dansen. Budtender. A contemptible man. The Paddling Pool Slasher. No really, I’m a doctor. Pubes for Trump.

Kris and Kole talk about millennials, the future of sex, and surgery. ALSO: A PSA. How many hours. New Zealand sign is the lake now. Fuckin' millennials. Tease and Please. These clowns owe us answers. Kris' vasectomy story.

Kris and Kole talk about opiates, justice, and excess. ALSO: Improving your experience. A maker society. Toddler generals and existential fishing stories. Arrest my toddler. Solid gold toilet. Congressman Teddy Ruxpin eats his foot.

Kris and Kole talk about logistics, propaganda, and true love. Update the schematic. New phone ordeal. My cat's a bitch. I found the beef. The best health, the best. Robobabies. All Hail Shizz. Car bang. Manbang. Have this snake, this is you. Solve problems for your lunch.

Kris and Kole talk about vacation, celebrity gossip, and canine robotics. ALSO: Sorry I was late. Vacation. LePage rant. Kill Pill. Norway phone story. Keenan and Cosby. This will change the way you... Fat One's Hot Dogs and Italian Ice. Roomba makes matters worse.

Kris and Kole talk about education, self esteem, and robotics. ALSO: Kole's cultured. Water on the mind. School Story. Roomba Beer Pong. Too Street. Go Live in This Tent.

Kris and Kole talk about inadequacy, recruitment, and philanthropy. ALSO: Kole gets angry about audio. Kris gets recruited to a church. Cafe Fellatio. Cops rescue a blow up doll. IJustCame.Org. False Leg House Arrest.

Kris and Kole talk about recognition, being unstuck in time, and digging graves.

Kris and Kole talk about perspective, testimony, and plagiarism.

Kris and Kole talk about gimmicks, feuds, and off-label usage. ALSO: Climbing the charts. The end of the internet. Ted Cruz lookalike pornography. Sinead O'Connor and Arsenio Hall have a feud. A Big box of human blood. Paint can shaker plane ride. Addicted to immodium.

Kris and Kole talk about medication, photography, and exertion. ALSO: In the shit. Selfie deaths. Hotel Hell. Pill Mills.

Kris and Kole talk about artificial intelligence, creepiness, and indefinite articles. ALSO: Lubey, prep my zone. Touching robot butts. What's creepy? Zen as Fuck. It's A penis sleeve, not YOUR penis sleeve.

Kris and Kole talk about unsolicited advice, algorithm, and blood-stained mail. ALSO: Sleep With Me Podcast. Overcommitting. I'll get you to Mars in a month. PornIQ. Moldy sippy cups. Honest wallet return. Burning down the house. Stare at Ted Cruz's mouth for two hours. Blood-stained mail.

Kris and Kole talk about etymology, expression, and parade dynamics. ALSO: Top graduation songs. WordReference.com drama. Language Quiz: Spot the Fake Gay Culture Term. Resting Bitch Face is real. The weirdness of the law.

Kris and Kole talk about exhaustion, legislation, and ornithology. ALSO: Kris knows best. Talking to the lights on the bathroom floor. Cliff Claven Beer Nuts. Walkin' around. Our Mom: Toy Hunter. State Legislatures. Cowboy Church. Bird Olympics. Frinkiac. Weiner King. People Cannon.

Kris and Kole go shopping for paint and screen doors while talking about cannibalism.

Kris and Kole talk about digestion, humor, and chemistry. It's a snough. We name things weird. Quiz: Terms for Anus. Bitch Better Have My Medicine. Meth spree. MRE regimen. Estrogen ocean. Auto-brewery syndrome. The craziest thing I've ever heard.

Kris and Kole talk about incarceration, harbingers of failure, and venture capitalism. ALSO: Sneeze jags. Christmas Hangover. Quiz: Prison or Porn. Just Not Sorry. The Harbingers of Failure. Bark Tank. The Sun Diet.

Kris and Kole talk about being tracked, populism, and mistakes. ALSO: The easiest joke. Burlesque Buffet. Toilet phone. Has Amazon clocked you? Air traffic control meth. 110 MPH and naked. Donald Trump is dangerous. Let's buy Swett. A rookie mistake. I am a warrior for the babies.