Those Damn Ross Kids

Kris and Kole talk about extreme sleeping, spider church, and mascot naming. ALSO: Goofy foot sleeping. Tony Hawk memories. Command strips. Look at that dead junk. Have this cup of bedbugs. Netflix is a joke. Spider cathedral. Red balloons and clown discrimination. Name our plate.

Kris and Kole talk about tourism, hooks, and escape acts. ALSO: Lotsa travel. Tales from the MLK museum. Tattoos by length or volume. It sandblasted the skin from their bones. I’m being doxed by Blue Traveler. Everything is gonna be fine. The shittiest escape act.

Kris and Kole talk about good luck, decapitation, and shifting priorities. ALSO: Milton Waddams. New shut-ins. Our people, their people, and good luck. Crawford beheaded. The prince of purp. More fucking eclipse talk. A truly depressing workplace story. Young men abandoned the tit.

Kris and Kole talk about forgery, recycling, and workplace inconvenience. ALSO: Dewy. Falltime festivals. Tiger Woods’s feel good hit of the summer. Fake Tiffany. Gutter Oil. I caught a drunk. Pooping next to a dead man. We lost a tortoise. Out of ninjas. Game rehab goes bad.

Kris and Kole talk about what happens after the end, delicate surgeries, and whiskey origins. ALSO: The magic. Frosting Train. Let them play Cake. Inflat-a-bull. Self termination. Contacts and cataracts. Crows. Gonorrhea vaccine accident. Dr. Pepper fountain. Jack Daniels Origins.

Kris and Kole talk about live music, historical reenactment, and the best way out. ALSO: Wait for the Oh Boy. Okkervil River Concert. Ducks have taken a dark turn. Stuck in ATM, send help. Colonial Williamsburg is in trouble. Fidget spinner porn. Moon hut. Euthanasia Coaster.

Kris and Kole talk about deliverance, arctic comfort, and robocops. ALSO: The anatomy of a raisin. Flashlight demo. Just the tip. The Trump family origin. Murphy beds are terrifying. Robot cops for real. A depressing cop story. We don’t understand fidget spinners.

Kris and Kole talk about doppelgangers, diplomacy, and mystery clocks. ALSO: Kole in the future. A new Ikea. You lose time. Sing the praises of the king. A new island. A Mermaid Puzzle for Kim. Make my ear more handsome. A lost clock. Wasp nest pleasure nest.

Kris and Kole talk about brand loyalty, crisis, and plagiarism. ALSO: Tentpole. How the West was fun. Pepsi shirt on Coke day. Ripple got Bluthed. Grandma prom. Sizzlin’ Beans. Laundry pods and dementia. Staggering heroin stats. Pocket full of Sparknotes.

Kris and Kole talk about the wrong kind of seasonal affective disorder, body farms, and architecture. ALSO: Whatever it takes. Spring weirdness. Take that, stepdad. Deer shouldn’t eat that. The black dog of depression. Fuck this van, fuck this table. Architecting your life.

Kris and Kole talk about branding, inebriation, and Steven Seagal. Good talk. The Brands Bracket. The trip. Spot the Drake. Alcohol and painkillers. Bombay Sapphire recall. Extract the truth. Cyrus. The Frork. The Russia-Seagall Connection.

Kris and Kole talk about the value of education, podcasting procedures, and heists. ALSO: UYD show and cops. Testing for lag. Let’s sell some chicken. Graduation and the value of education. These hash browns are well below par. Operation Vandelay Industries. North Korea’s cardboard planes. The heist to steal Enzo’s bones.

ALSO: A Year of Duckfeed. The etymology and proper usage of mfer. Holidome. R. Lee Ermy and Seinfeld. A tale of two brothers. Drive stick. Sex is good for you. Daily Toast. Channel One.

Kris and Kole spend the 200th episode talking about Mansfield geography, stain removal, and cries for help. ALSO: Shawshank’s Mile. Foam party malfunction. Dessert centrifuge. Hyper specific geography. Corporate Holy Grail: Curry Setting. The Wal*Mart Mistake. Smart dildo. We’re here to help you, Sean Spicer.

Kris and Kole talk about sensitivity, historic wars, and performance enhancing bears. ALSO: Mistaken identity. Jim Nabors. Judy Garland and the Munchkins. Swearing makes you honest. Shit pile. Fuck, Marry, Kill your students. Amphetamine bears. Alex Jones in the sauna. Chimp Saddam. Nesting hawks.

Kris and Kole talk about toys, violence, and aviation. ALSO: Loofah. The chronicle of Sgt. Slaughter. Toy followup. Superheroes and violence. Monopoly piece vote. The loneliest bird. The curse of the monkey god is real. Frontier inoculation.

Kris and Kole talk about upgrades, enhancements, and hubris. ALSO: Sans the snap and the pop. Dirt Cheap Yeti. Damp Snacks. Explain it to Roper. Age Play. Chicken Chalupa Shell. Firebox. Prehistoric cows are back.

Kris and Kole talk about getting in too deep, riding, and adventure. ALSO: Four other symptoms. Boring stuff about Trump. 1100lb Egyptian woman leaves home for the first time. Pony Up Daddy. A treasure hunter with amnesia.

Kris and Kole talk about inventive cocktails, dictators, and survival. ALSO: Ron Howard. Concession. Risky to defend Duterte. Faces of Def. A Child’s Perspective on the Revolutionary War. Explaining things is my living. Game2. The Yule Dumpster Fire. Police showdown proposal.

Kris and Kole talk about Randy Quaid, singles ads, and rogue weather forecasting. ALSO: No silence. Our incipient apocalypse. Randy Quaid again. Brian’s vanishing. Weird singles ads. None more black. Trump design.