Teen Girl Talk

Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Spring Break forever.  Here we go with the second movie in for Franco December, Spring Breakers!  Do you like bikinis?  You got 'em!  Do you like parties?  You got that too!  Do you like existentialism and girls that are kind of insane?  You got that!  Do you like James Franco playing what may be his grossest role to date?  You know you got that in this movie!  Join us as we investigate this weird cult classic.  Also, it's been two weeks and we still didn't mention that we're doing this because the Disaster Artist is now in theaters starring Dave and James Franco.  That is the reason we're doing this.  I think.  Or we just love that weirdo, Jimmy.  Also on this episode Suesie defines what Grandma would like or not and gives you some advice regarding the ATL twins.  Frank talks about the various shows at the shore whether it be Floribama or Jersey.  Intro and outro is Everytime by Britney Spears and James Franco. Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Follow our

(Trigger Warning: Predatory Adults) Here's a movie about some no-goodniks, Val Kilmer playing a character that deserved a movie all to himself and Emma Roberts being what might be our most realistic teenage girl ever.  Also, James Franco is in this movie because it's Franco month!  To celebrate the Disaster Artist now in theaters, we've decided to dedicate a whole movie to this fascinating weirdo.  As well as his brother who seems pretty solid. Also on this episode Suesie talks posing and staying away from murder eyes.  Frank talks baseball.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up on facebook at www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Questions, comments, concerns or if you want to just chat we're at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes 

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie cover 17 Again a movie about Zac Efron trying to correct the mistakes of his past before he becomes Matthew Perry again.  My god is he a cutie and this movie is unexpectedly sweet.  Also on this episode, Suesie makes sure you know she's not a weirdo.  Frank brings up one of the strangest parts of time loops.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Come hang out on our facebook at facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, subscribe and review on iTunes.  

Trigger Warning: Bullying, suicide, predatory adults This week the Cotas hit the reset button again and again in an angsty drama regarding bullying and the effects it has on other people starring Zoey Deutch and Halston Sage.  This one was hard to watch but pretty good.  Also, on this episode Suesie comes up with theme months that no one asked for.  Frank gets embarrassed for what he feels are legitimate reasons.  Intro is artangels by Grimes.  Outro is Skeletons by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

Wow, we were so disinterested in this movie.  We take a bunch of diversions because this movie was boring and we straight didn't want to talk about it.  We answer some listener mail.  We talk about celebrity genitalia.  We go on the imdb page of the person whose listed in the credits only as the Pale Man.  So, as you can see we talk about just the most important subjects.  This movie sucks.  Also Suesie makes some predictions about the future of the internet.  Frank is sick of whispery games.  Intro and outro is Gut Feeling by DEVO.  There's also a bit of Peter and the Wolf as narrated by David Bowie.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please subscribe, review and rate us on iTunes.  Also we have a facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/

Let's do the time warp again!  We're starting our month of time loop movies with a pretty recent release.  The comedy/horror movie Happy Death Day.  A movie about a young woman doomed to repeat the same day where she's murdered unless she can figure out who killed her.  Also on this episode Suesie reveals deals with a bunch of lame tinder dudes.  Frank doesn't blanke terminology.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  Also follow us on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

This week, the Cota siblings are going on a Halloween adventure!  We're watching the tonally bizarre and kind of gross in places Fun Size, starring Victoria Justice and Jane Levy.  This was such a weird movie.  Also on this episode, Suesie demands repayment from Amazon.  Frank give Suesie the side eye.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please share, subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes.  

This week we talk about one of the greatest Halloween movies ever made.  Bette Midler slays along with Kathy Najimy and Sarah Jessica Parker.  We feel the embarrassment from Thora Birch talking all weird about her brother's crush.  Still, this movie is amazing and we love it.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her adventures in getting things engraved.  Frank filibusters for trick or treating despite no one disagreeing with him.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please share, subscribe and review us on iTunes.  Next week Fun Size!

Sorry this one is a little late.  Just got back from vacation.  We watch the Lifetime made for TV movie, My Stepdaughter!  Oh boy this movie.  There's just so much going on.  You have to watch this movie.  You have to listen to this episode.  Suesie develops a new form of family therapy.  Frank yells about wills.  Questions, comments and concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes. 

If you want to talk to Frank and Suesie this week, you're going to need to go through their agents.  I'm just kidding, you can reach them at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Nevertheless they're going full Hollywood this week with the Lauren Conrad novel, L. A. Candy and the Bella Thorne led TV show, Famous in Love.  Hoo boy, these two are doozies.  Also on this episode Suesie sends Frank to high five camp.  Frank rants about letting Bella Thorne live her life.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Girl.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our show on iTunes.  

This week on Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie jump into the last three episodes of Cosplay Melee.  They are still in love with Yvette Nicole Brown and impressed with the skills of all the cosplayers even if they're disagreeing with the judges more frequently.  Frank and Suesie bring it to sad town and then pull it out by telling a story about a terrible John Mayer concert.  As if there are good John Mayer concerts.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  Questions and comments hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill 

On this week's episode Suesie and Frank jump into the world of reality television competitions with Cosplay Melee! This show is just a joyful nugget of positivity. Plus, it has the wonderful Yvette Nicole Brown on it.  Also on this episode Suesie tells her past self to get it together.  Frank tells a story about falling into pie.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We have a kickstarter going to buy ourselves a second microphone you can donate here at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/271193548/teen-girl-talk-needs-a-second-mic 

Oh man, this is a fun one.  Today we're dealing with Fired Up!  A fun and frolicking comedy about football players who decide to go to cheer camp!  Antics abound!  Also on this week Suesie talks about being a creepy preteen and Frank gets kicked out of the Office subreddit.  Questions, comments, concerns, e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We have a kickstarter going on to buy a second microphone and improve the sound quality.  You can contribute to it at: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/271193548/teen-girl-talk-needs-a-second-mic there are some amazing rewards for backers.  

This week on Teen Girl Talk we delve into the  world of Judy Blume's magnum opus, Summer Sisters and join up with a pair of attempted murder magical pants in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.  Also, in this episode Suesie give Blake Lively the best career advice of her life.  Frank reads a review from a middle aged man.  And also, we have a kickstarter now! We're trying to buy a second mic so it would be great if you could pitch in!  But we don't expect you to give us money for free!  We got some great rewards to offer you.  Just check 'em out at this link: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/271193548/teen-girl-talk-needs-a-second-mic?.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes, it really helps us.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. 

It's Labor Day but Frank and Suesie aren't resting on their laurels as they bring you Crazy/Beautiful starring Kirsten Dunst who plays the crazy and Jay Hernandez who rightfully so plays the beautiful. Also on this movie, Suesie thinks that Jay Hernandez is a beautiful man.  Frank thinks that is reductive and that the word beautiful isn't enough to describe Jay Hernandez.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Questions, comments, concerns e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  

As we say goodbye to summer reruns, we knew that we would return.  And return we have to movies about young women being obsessed with dull boy shaped lumps of cardboard.  Back to our roots on this one with You Get Me starring Halston Sage, Bella Thorne and Anna Arkana.  All the boys in this movie are not worth noting.  Also in this episode, Frank tells an embarassing story about a steak egg and cheese bagel.  Suesie falls silent about Sailor Moon.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns, please write into realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we hang with the good, good family, the Wilsons and a bunch of other lesser families.  It's the updated version of Beverly Hills 90210 just called 90210.  We don't need to tell you that 90210 is Beverly Hills.  You know.  YOU KNOW.  Goodbye half unbuttoned overalls under leather jackets.  Hello poorly made websites full of strange and poorly planned disses.  Plus, Jessica Walters is in this show and she's amazing.  Also on this episode, Suesie tells a story about pogs.  Frank talks about the Fight Club video game. They throw more press conferences then you can shake a stick at.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

This week on Teen Girl Talk we talk about the original Beverly Hills 90210.  We're dealing with a bunch of old teens as usual.  The cool guy is wearing overalls under a leather jacket. There's a jerk dude who at least did the right thing once.  But these are some good kids for the most part.  Also, Suesie encounters the TSA.  Frank terrifies Suesie at the end of the episode.  This is a fun episode.  Check it out.  The show's theme song is the intro and outro.  Questions, comments and concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  

Here we are with our second episode about Buffy the Vampire Slayer and our second appearance by our OC expert, Aaron!  This week we're messing around with some big ass mantises, some bad, bad hyena boys and the most boring boyfriend of the week you've ever seen.  Also on this episode, Suesie loses her mind over a tiny microphone.  Frank requests a pillow.  Aaron is bored of a boy and suspicious of a man.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  

This week, we're heading to the Hellmouth to talk about Buffy the Vampire Slayer the TV show!  Featuring our resident Buffy expert, Justine(though she won't admit it).  Also, featuring our first ever celebrity endorsement!  Who is it?  You'll have to listen to find out.  Also on this episode Suesie is sick of these unsexy vampires.  Frank gets attacked by some turkeys.  Justine wants to yell at people on podcasts.  Intro and outro is the Buffy the Vampire Slayer theme song.  Comments, questions and suggestions, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes!