Teen Girl Talk

And with this final bizarre piece of cinema neighpril comes to a thankful end.  This week's movie is called A Cowgirl's Story and it has more plots than you can shake a stick at and is clearly just a quick cash in that no one cared about.  I think this is one of our better episodes.  I hope you enjoy it.  Also on this episode Suesie comes to terms with the fact that she'll never be a horse girl.  Frank shows off his new lava lamp.  The intro and outro song is the Cowgirl's Stomp by Maggie McClure.  Questions, comments, concerns? Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We also have a fun facebook group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our show on iTunes.  

You can hear the exhaustion in our voices as Neighpril wears us down.  But this is actually a good horse related piece of media.  It's a love story about a young girl and a horse called Free Rein.  I think this is the first Neighpril outing that we actually gave a score above 5 for.  Also on this episode Suesie converses with a Magic Eight Ball.  Frank talks about his experiences as an outside boy.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

Join us on our journey through the confusing movie called Forest Fairies.  This movie nearly kiled us yet again.  This movie had more to do about fairies than horses.  Our cast includes Rumpelmomskin and Amanda who decides that running away a few feet is the answer to all her problems.  Everyone else is completely negligible.  Neighglible?  I'm sorry.  Also on this episode Suesie glosses over death.  Frank needs Amanda to remember that this is a sneaking mission.  Both of them call out the soon to be released movie, I Feel Pretty.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

Ladies and gentlemen.  I come to you a broken man.  Broken by the Horse Dancer.  This movie is the most buck wild thing we have seen in a long time.  Come and join us on this journey of confusion, anger and then more intense anger.  There is very little horse dancing in this movie.  There are a lot of plot lines that peter out like bad fireworks. Also on this episode, Suesie holds a press conference of regret.  Frank comes up with a dark theory.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

Quick disclaimer: Suesie and I would like to apologize for any shade we threw at Tim McGraw in this episode.  We spoke out of ignorance(per usual) and later in the episode found out he's an alright dude whose into gun control.  This first week of Neighpril we watch Flicka!  The origin story of the most bloodthirsty horse in the west.  Though to be fair, Flicka has a lot to be angry about in this movie.  She gets put through the wringer.  Also on this episode, Suesie makes a connection.  Frank feels the rage.  Intro is a track from the Flicka soundtrack.  Outro is My Little Girl by Tim McGraw.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/. 

Here we are with our last Suesie pick for the month!  My So Called Life!  A joyously and sometimes painfully realistic telling of a young high school girl's life as portrayed by Claire Danes.  With her friends Rayanne and Ricky and her parents Graham and Patty.  Also a little sister whose name escapes me at the moment.  Also there's the chunkhead dreamboat Jordan Catalano played by Jared Leto before he was ruined by the Joker and reliable best friend forever Brian Krakow.  Also on this episode Suesie gets righteously angry about the overuse of the Diary of Anne Frank in teen media.  Frank is unsure Suesie knows where the Eiffel Tower is.  Intro and outro is the My So Called Life theme song.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes.  Questions, comments and concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Join us on our facebook group https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  

Spoiler Warning: Suesie and I don't stop talking about the movie at any point so if you don't want the movie spoiled, maybe watch it before you listen to this.  If you were waiting on us to tell you if it's good before you see it, well, it's good and you should watch it.  This week we're doing A Wrinkle in Time.  A movie about learing to love others and yourself.  Anything else about this movie, would be telling.  Also on this episode, Suesie shows her love for Oprah.  Frank talks about crying a whole bunch.  Yoshi gets into the mix.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Any questions, comments or concerns please e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

For the second week of Suesie's picks we're doing the movie, Go! Which is honestly just the worst biopic detailing the creation of the Chinese strategy game.  Haha, just kidding it's actually about club kids in the late nineties.  Starring a wide range of nineties actors!  Scott Wolf!  Katie Holmes!  Sarah Polley!  Timothy Olyphant!  Taye Diggs!  And many more!  Anything else would be telling. Also, on this episode Suesie talks about how savage our mom is.  Frank becoms frustrated with Suesie's cat like antics.  Intro is Good to Be Alive by DJ Rap. Outro is New by No Doubt.  Hit us up with any questions, comments or concerns at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/

Trigger Warning: Suicide  This week we're covering the beautiful, heartbreaking movie, Every Day based off of a novel by David Levithan.  It's about a traveling spirit that inhabits the body of a different person every day and the young woman they fall in love with.  We apologize for messing up the pronouns.  Also on this episode Suesie makes a call for action for vape pics.  Frank becomes frustated about not talking the movie for once.  They both realize that they would not want to live through a doomsday scenario.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Any questions, comments or concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

Here we are at the end of Frank month with a super fun movie, Clueless!  This movie follows Cher as she learns that she doesn't have all the answers about life and especially love.  It is just an all around great movie and I'm so happy to share this episode of the podcast with you.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Kids in America by the Muffs.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes to help others find the show and help us expand.  

We made it!  52 episodes!  A solid year!  Thanks for sticking with us! Here we are knee deep in week three of Frank's month.  This week we're doing the depressing look into the void Attack on Titan.  An anime where human soldiers fight desperately against giants that want nothing more than to eat them.  We needed some help considering how not into it Suesie was so we brought in the ringer, fan favorite, Justine!  Also on this episode Suesie blows up people's spot at Fifty Shades Freed.  Frank is afraid of his likeness being used for a body pillow.  Justine is the sole voice of reason.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Thank you, thank you, thank you for helping us reach this milestone.  

This week for Frank's second request and for Valentine's day we're doing the 1996 Baz Luhrman version of Romeo and Juliet.  Set not in Varona, Italy in the 1500s but instead in Varona Beach with guns instead of swords and Leonardo Dicaprio being a dreamboat.  Also a killer soundtrack.  Also on this episode, Suesie gets distracted by cats.  Frank is feeling it for John Leguizamo.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

Woo!  It's our fiftieth episode!  And this is the first Frank pick for Frank February and it's Fruitbasket!  A story about a sweet girl that lives with three boys who turn into animals from the Chinese zodiac whenever they're hugged by the opposite sex.  Also, just a super sad show.  Also on this episode, Suesie refuses to do research.  Frank holds a press conference for a sideways jab.  And they both complain about the Tide Pod challenge.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.

This week we're hitting up A Knight's Tale for our good, good, Heath Ledger fix.  A sports movie about jousting because of course there is.  Features a whole bunch of people who we never actually call by their character names and even less so by their actual names.  Including that bad dude, Rufus Sauce.  Also in this episode Suesie talks about her best man speech.  Frank talks about natural occurences.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Teen Girl Talk.  Outro is a mashup of the theme from Sister Sister and Game of Thrones, all audio clips belong to their respective owners.  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe on iTunes.  

Wow o wow.  This movie is insanity.  We have not dealt with a movie like this in quite some time.  This one nearly broke us.  This movie was requested by Lemon Sunshine.  Was this movie made by a machine? Was it produced by some kind of soulless body of wizards?  We don't know.  We just witnessed it and think that you should too.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about Touchdown Jesus.  Frank reads about Oregon's gas pumping problems.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Literally, I Can't by Play N Skillz featuring Lil' Jon, Redfoo and Enertia McFly.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Join us on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Rate, review and subscribe to our podcast on iTunes, please!

On our second week of requests we're doing the heartbreakingly beautiful book and movie, the Perks of Being a Wallflower.  A solid cast, a well told story and just the loving hands of the author make this a sight to behold.  Also on this episode Suesie is horrified at what could have been.  Frank hits the buzzer.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subcribe to our podcast on iTunes.  

Here's our first movie for request week!  The Fundamentals of Caring requested by Samantha.  Just a beautiful heartwarming movie, starring Paul Rudd as a caregiver to a young man played by Craig Roberts who has muscular dystrophy.  They take a road trip across the country and help each other overcome some major emotional obstacles.  Also on this episode Suesie talks way too much about John Lithgow.  Frank hides from Jay Mewes.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also at facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  

Happy New Years!  Welcome to 2018 with us talking about a really great comedy named 21 Jump Street!  This movie is so funny and I think our episode about it is pretty funny as well.  Not to toot our own horns.  But toot toot, my friends, toot toot.  Also on this episode Suesie starts her campaigan against pants without pockets.  Frank talks about his Eminem and Dr. Dre slash fiction.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/ 

Happy holidays everyone!  This week, we're taking on the Disaster Arist, the movie based off the book about the making of the Room.  This is our second to last Franco movie for the month so jump into the deep end with us because we got not one but two Francos in this movie.  Just so you know, there's still one spot open for our request month.  So, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. It could be something that you love, hate or just want us to suffer through.  Also in this episode Suesie ponders Shia Labeouf.  Frank talks about tricking people into reading his books.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Candy by Mandy Moore.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/teengirltalk/.  Be safe this weekend and have some fun! 

First off my listeners, let me apologize.  I couldn't find the Paulie's Robot love song.  I'm deeply ashamed and have given myself a time out for it.  Okay, that's admittedly kind of weird.  Nevermind. Here's a movie about people playing this game where they're given dares to complete to earn money!  But underneath it all is the sinister machinations of THE DEEP WEB.  Because this movie is WITH IT and TOTALLY NOT WRITTEN BY A POP-POP.  It stars the best Franco, Dave Franco!  It also stars the best Roberts, Jul- I mean, Emma Roberts!  Who was in Palo Alto!  This movie is better.  This Franco is better.  It's Nerve.  Also on this episode, Suesie waits to be denounced for being a monster.  Frank talks about his pump up videos.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  We'd also like to announce that in January we're doing a full month of requests!  If there's something you love or hate that you want us to cover please e-mail your requests to us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com or post them at https://www.face