Teen Girl Talk

(Trigger Warnings: attempted rape, transphobia, homophobia, classism, racism, sexism, violence, blood, fragile male egos, sexual assault, predatory males, grooming)  This week we're covering the explosive new movie, Assassination Nation.  What happens when an entire town's personal information and communications gets leaked?  Chaos.  Four girls are going to have to rely on one another if they want to survive the night and dealing with everyone else's awfulness.  Intro is Black Wave by K. Flay. Outro is Brat by Abra.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirtalk@gmail.com . We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/ 

Hey there everyone, once again sorry about the late episode.  I was sick and Suesie was out of town.  But we're closing out Snaping September with Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.  If you can't tell we had a lot of fun with this movie.  Also, Suesie talks about resetting back to zero.  Frank talks to a snake. Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  It helps us and helps people find the show.  Also, if we get three more reviews Suesie and I will do a podcast about the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.  It's gonna be a hoot!  

Spoiler warning: the Ending of Legend of Korra & Adventure Time. Here on the penultimate episode of Snaping September we're dealing with the vicious serial killer Sirius Black!  Also, some crazy strong vibes from Professor Lupin.  Also on this episode, Frank spoils the endings of two big franchises.  Suesie talks Shakespeare.  Intro is Hippogriffs Deserve to Die by Draco and the Malfoys.  The outro is Gone by Kanye West.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/ 

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're tackling the second Harry Potter movie, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets!  That's right, we're meeting a host of new characters like Gilderoy Lockhart and Dobby and Tom Riddle!  Also on this episode Suesie reveals a shocking new crush.  Frank calls out with Howlers.  Intro is Follow the Spiders and the Outro is Save Ginny Weasley by Harry & The Potters.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/ 

We're taking our first of four forays into the magical world of Harry Potter this month on Teen Girl Talk.  Does this really need anymore introduction than that?  Also on this episode Suesie talks about the pointlessness of ghosting.  Frank does his best to keep it spoiler free.  Intro is I am a Wizard by Harry and the Potters.  Outro is Fluffy by the Harry and the Potters.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  It helps us and helps people find the show.  

This week we're talking about unrequited crushes(we have a lot of those) and good movies(we've been getting fewer of those lately).  This movie is super cute and good.  Just to answer the question, Suesie was right.  On this episode Suesie attempts to push Frank over.  Frank shows off his muscles.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is #SELFIE by the Chainsmokers.  Questions, comments, concerns write us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.   

This week, Teen Girl Talk is getting involved with gangs!  Specifically, the Bling Ring.  So, y'know kind of a starter criminal element.  One without much committment.  Also, on this episoe Suesie is horrified about something having to do with the Slenderman.  Frank proposes a business venture.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk 

Welcome to the misogyny hour!  This week we're covering too movies that just straight up hate women though Beautiful Creatures takes it a step farther and hates the South too.  My God these movies were hard to get through.  Suesie learns some disturbing truths about Jeremy Irons.  Frank gets loud.  Intro and outro is Lee by Tenacious D.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show.  It helps us and helps people find out about the show.  

(Trigger Warning: suicide & child abuse) This week on Teen Girl Talk we're finishing up the last four episodes of Runaways.  We're dealing with bad parents with bad plans, good kids with bad plans and Old Yeller dinosaurs.  It's a good show.  Also on this episode, Suesie wonders what it takes to get Bane to be at her bedside.  Frank hates the early morning Glengarry Glenross speech.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We have a facebook group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  It helps us and helps people find the show.  

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're still runn- I mean, we're still trying to figure out what these parents are doing.  There doesn't seem to be that much running away as of yet.  But this show is still fun so we're going to keep at it.  Also on this episode, Suesie throws shade at Mama Mia, Here We Go Again.  Frank talks about what it would be like to be a cop in a superhero world.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  

Trigger Warning: sexual assault, abuse between parent and child This week is the first week of our look into the hulu show, Marvel's Ruanways.  A group of teens with special abilities and evil parents.  Watch as they try and stop their parents' evil deeds.  Also on this episode, Suesie is baffled by the Punisher.  Frank tries to explain Marvel's nonsense.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes. It helps us and helps people find the show.  

This week we're spinning off to talk about the amazing movie, Josie and the Pussycats!  A movie that features 73 different companies and their products and a strong anticapitalism message.  That the Cota siblings completely ignore throughout the entire time they talk about it.  Also on this movie, Frank is here for Carson Daly.  Suesie talks about a rave that she went to.  They both talk about the things that Jeff Bridges hopes for in his day to day life.  Intro is 3 Small Words, outro is Pretend To Be Nice off of the Josie and the Pussycats soundtrack.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  We have a new offer for that, if we get 30 reviews we'll do six episodes about the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.  50 reviews we'll do a let's play of the game, Emily is Away.  80 reviews we'll do a let's play of Until Dawn.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/ 

(Trigger Warning: sexual assualt) This week on Teen Girl Talk, Suesie and Frank are hanging with four women for the last two weeks of school talking about getting high and such and it's just kind of disappointing.  They thought it was going to be a romp but it's a lot heavier.  And what's left isn't that great.  Also it has some disturbing scenes in it.  Sigh.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Also please rate, review and subscribe to the show it really helps us out.  

(Trigger Warning: Sexual assualt, rape, sexual violence, abuse, racial profiling, racism) This week Frank and Suesie talk about the whip smart show, Sweet Vicious.  A warning that this show talks about sexual violence and rape and we do not want to upset anyone.  Please skip this episode if this makes you uncomfortable.  The show is about two women on a college campus who set out to bring men who assault women to justice.  It is an amazing show.  Thank you Jillian for the recommendation!  Also, on this episode Suesie creates the greatest remake of NCIS ever.  Frank talks about frozen yogurt.  Questions, comments or concerns?  Write us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show, it helps the show grow and helps us.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Alright, Alright(Here's My Fist, Where's the Fight?) by Sahara Hotnights.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/  Sorry about the sound issues, I'll have it fixed by next week.  

This week on Teen Girl Talk we're getting a little wild with Teen Wolf!  A bunch of cute boys jumping around shirtless and playing lacrosse.  Also, Suesie couldn't make it this week so stepping in to save the day is friend of the show Kia!  Also on this episode Kia shows her expertise.  Frank talks about beards.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Teen Girl Talk.  Outro is No Reason Boner by Ninja Sex Party.  Questions, comments, concerns, hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  

So, Popular was so blah that we just kind of went right off the tracks and never looked back.  If you wanted an episode where we spend about a third talking about the actual show and then forty mintues talking about summer memories and the top ten from 1999, this is the one for you.  Intro is Popular by Nada Surf.  Outro is Boom Boom Boom by the Venga Boys.  Questions, comments, concerns?  Hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  

(Trigger warning: Suicide) We end our tour of Riverdale with revelations and make outs. It was a fun and at times very not fun trip.  We are so happy for taking it.  This week Suesie talks about her dreams of cruise ships and embezzling.  Frank talks about all the man on man love of Sparta.  Intro and outro is I Feel Love from the Riverdale soundtrack.  Here's how you can get in touch with us:  E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/ Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes. It helps people find our show which will help us.   

This week, Frank and Suesie head to Riverdale to dive into the dark, murderous world of Archie comics!? A land with a diner that has club lighting for some reason.  A land that's like Pretty Little Liars refined and crystallized.  Guess what we're doing a whole month of Riverdale.  Also on this episode Suesie thinks Jughead is a ghost.  Frank thinks that Polly and Betty are the same person.  Intro and outro is Confident by Demi Lovato.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes.  It helps people find us and helps the show grow.  

On this the last week of Murder May the Cota siblings take on It Follows! A movie about a slow moving but persistent curse that's passed on by having sex.  It is hella good and hella scary.  Also on this episode Suesie looks up some stuff about puppets.  Frank figures out how to survive using truckers.  intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns: hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes!  It helps us and helps people find the show.  

Trigger warning: Suicide This week Frank and Suesie are communing with the spirits on the ghastly, Ouija!  A tepid, bland, repetitive not very good horror movie.  With no scares.  No thrills.  No chills.  Really, there's so little to this movie the two hosts just start ranting about any number of things like thirsty ghosts and their terrible stripper routines.  The episode came out great though if you don't mind me tooting my own horn.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We're also on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/, Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes.