Teen Girl Talk

(Trigger warning: ableism, transphobia, homophobia, assault, bullying) This week we're dealing with the deeply problematic Sierra Burgess is a Loser.  Another Frank pick because we thought we just had to do this.  This movie stars Shannon Purser as the monster Sierra Burgess who decides to just be awful to a bunch of people including the almost equally awful Veronica.  Also on this episode Suesie explains some birthday traditions.  Frank reveals his OTP.  Intro is Sierra by Cursive.  Outro is all Frank.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

This week we're talking about the animated movie, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker!  The new Batman has to deal with the old school Joker.  And you have to deal with Frank talking about a bunch of nerd nonsense.  Also on this episode, Suesie finds out some shocking news about Henry Rollins.  Frank throws his phone.  They both talk about foot fetishes way too much.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're closing out Lifetime movie month with The Boy She Met Online.  Local idiot, Cami, meets a prison idiot named Jake online and it all goes to hell from there.  Meanwhile, her put upon mom has to do her best to keep this poor decision making fool safe.  Also, Suesie laments the loss of dear, sweet Dewayne.  Frank imagines even more disrespectful gymnastics.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk  

(trigger warning: homophobia and forcing outing someone) This week we're talking about #squadgoals a movie that just kind of is there.  Okay, okay, I guess I'll give it a little bit of a shot.  Someone is killing people so that they can be the only one in line for a scholarship. Then a bunch of dumb stuff happens.  Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank's xanga.  Frank doesn't think Rudy can fail.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is The Pleasure Principal by Lesbians on Ecstasy.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

This week we're trying to solve the problem of the Wrong Daughter!  An awful woman adopts a young woman who wants nothing more than to be loved.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out Ivan.  Frank tries to figure out the secret of the Cartel.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Start a Riot by DUCKWRTH & Shaboozey  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Sophie uses a drone to find out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with the head cheerleader.  And then the head cheerleader ends up dead!  Then the most predictable movie happens.  Also, Suesie talks track suit cleaning. Frank is losing his mind.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk 

(Trigger warning: stalking and violence against women) This week we're handling our first Lifetime movie, Bad Tutor!  This movie is about a dude named Devon who wants to date the same woman and throw her off a cliff.  He's the worst and fits in well with the rest of the cast who is also the worst.  But hey, THIS IS OUR 100TH EPISODE!  Whoo!  Also, on this episode Suesie makes a choice. Frank forgets to tell everyone that in Transformers the Last Knight, the Transformers helped Harriet Tubman.  Really.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

Trigger warning: teen pregnancy and sexuality. Abortion. This week we're taking a request from Justine to talk about Juno!  The Diablo Cody written movie starring Ellen Page, Jason Bateman and Michael Cera.  Also on this episode Suesie talks about being Kanye's publicist.  Frank gets called out.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Anyone Else But You by Ellen Page and Michael Cera.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

WOW this week's episode was a doozy.  Continuing with our listener request month, Jillian suggested Crowning Jules!  This movie is such a doozy.  It stars no one and features nothing.  Come feel the pain with us.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk  

This week we're doing as we're told by our fans and covering Ella Enchanted!  Where Anne Hathaway is a young girl gifted with the gift of obedience and the boring, kind of wacky, but definitely racist hijinks that ensue.  Also on this episode Suesie crafts a strange fiction where Frank is adopted by J. K Rowling.  Frank comes up with a T-shirt idea.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

In our first week of fan pick month we have Kamikaze Girls, requested by Lemon Sunshine!  This movie rules!  It's about young woman, Momoko who loves gothic Lolita clothing and the Roccoco era hanging with a tough gang girl name Ichiko.  They get into some pretty wild adventures forging an amazing friendship.  Also on this episode Suesie calls out DJ Khaled again.  Frank describes the problems in the American version of Old Boy.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Paradise by the Dashboard Light by Meatloaf.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're ending I'm Doing Just Bynes month with Easy A starring Emma Stone with supporting help from Amanda Bynes!  This movie is so good.  Also, on this episode Suesie talks about how good of a daddy Stanley Tucci is.  Frank recounts some fatherly advice.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

On the penultimate episode of I'm Doing Just Bynes month, we tackle What a Girl Wants.  Hoo boy this movie sucked.  We apologize for the late episode as well as it's brevity.  We do not apologize for the levity though.  Also, on this episode Suesie investigates the Jenny conspiracy.  Frank calls out young people.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Majesty by Nicki Minaj.  Next month we're doing fan appreciation month and it's all fan requests.  So, hit us up with what you want us to do.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk  

This week on we're covering the Amanda Bynes led remake of Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare.  Viola wants to stick it to her loser exboyfriend by beating him at soccer after the girls' team is cut from her own high school.  So, she's going to dress as her brother and head to a different school to beat him once and for all.  Also, Suesie questions Frank's method of getting lady interest.  Frank suggests shirtless flexing in front of stuffed grizzly bears.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk

This week Frank and Suesie are doing just Bynes with Sydney White!  A weird remake of Snow White starring Amanda Bynes.  This movie is ehhhh... Also, on this episode Suesie becomes a weird fetish plumber.  Frank thinks about what Breaking Bad would be like starring Hank Hill. Intro is I Don't Know Who You Are by Garfunkel & Oates.  Outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunesE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk  

Oh snap, here's a half hour about the first two episodes of the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.  Our thank you for getting us to 30 ratings on iTunes!  Thank you everyone! A show about Miriam Maisel having to get through the 1950s and dealing with her weenie of a husband, Joel.  She'll do her best with her manager, Susie!  This show is sooooo good.  Intro is Settle Down by Kimbra. The outro is Pass Me By by Peggy Lee.   Please rate, review and subscribe to our show on iTunes.  E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk 

We end our October spookfest with a solidly movie named Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween that features a wisecracking all powerful ventriloquist dummy and just a bunch of people giving it their all.  Also on this episode, Suesie talks about assaulting House MD.  Frank talks about his ex, the Cryptkeeper.  Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Outro is Mama by My Chemical Romance.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our show on iTunes.  E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk 

This week we're taking a trip to a Cabin in the Woods!  A deconstruction of a horror movie by Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon.  These teens are enjoyable and spoiler alert for both the podcast and the movie, we hated watching them die.  Also on this episode Suesie becomes a terrible drug dealer.  Frank talks about his love of command centers.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our show on iTunes.  E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/Buy us a coffee: https://ko-fi.com/teengirltalk 

This week we're covering a hidden gem of a horror/comedy named Freaks of Nature!  I could tell you whose in this but it's more fun to find out on your own by watching it.  In fact, maybe watch this movie then come back and listen to this episode.  It's so good.  Also, on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for his anime proclivities.  Frank thanks Rob Riggle.  Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes!  Our contact info is down below!   E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk 

This week we're going to the snoozefest that is Hellfest.  A lackluster horror movie that stars no one and does nothing.  It's a haunted house but people start dying for real!  Ahhh!  Ugh.  Also on this episode, Suesie finds out about Nagini.  Frank is annoyed with haunted house employees.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  If you like our show how about hitting us up with a review or rating and maybe a subscribe on iTunes.   E-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.com Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/teengirltalk/