Teen Girl Talk

Trigger Warning: Discussion of sexual assault and violence. This week the Cota siblings discuss the black comedy Jawbraker as well as the genre unknown novel The Summer We Came Alive by Deborah Cloyed.  A movie with the absolute bombshell Rose McGowan and a novel with oversharing adults that is hardly teen related.  Also on this episode Frank gets awkward.  Suesie starts to understand.  Intro is Yoo Hoo by Imperial Teen.  Outro is Rock 'N' Roll Machine by the Donnas.  Questions, comments, concerns e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Please, rate, review and subscribe.  

This week the Cota siblings jump behind the wheel of Baby Driver!  Directed by the phenomenal Edgar Wright Baby Driver tells the story of a young driver, trying to get out of his life of crime and spend the rest of his time with the woman of his dreams.  Unfortunately, the life keeps dragging him back in.  Spoilers for this fairly new movie.  Also in this episode Suesie recounts Frank's online dating life.  Frank's got a hum in the drum which is what makes him the best.  Intro is Neat Neat Neat by the Damned.  Outro is Was he slow? by Kid Koala. If you e-mail us questions we'll answer them on the podcast.  Just hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com. Please rate, review and subscribde to us on iTunes! It really helps us!

Whose ready to see some first world problems!  This week the Cotas jump into the world of the OC.  Featuring punch boy Ryan!  Party girl Melissa!  Nerd Seth!  And apparently the reincarnation of our lord and savior Sandy Cohen, at least by our first guest's estimation.  That's right we actually have a guest!  Everyone meet Aaron! He's a good, soft boy and our resident orange county expert.  Intro and outro is California by Phantom Planet.  If you have a question that you'd like us to answer on the show or a just a comment or concern please e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Also, please subscribe, rate and review us on iTunes!  It helps us a lot.  

Here we are at the end of pretty little summer.  What a ride this show was.  But we had to get out before we just became a PLL fancast.  What would we have even called that?  Pretty Little Podcast?  Damn, that's good. Oh well.  On this episode Frank explains Supernatural to Suesie and Suesie becomes more confused from the explanation. Suesie also doesn't understand slash. Intro and outro is Secret by the Pierces.  Questions, comments and suggestions, e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  We will answer your questions on the show.  Please review, rate and subscribe on iTunes.  

On this episode, we deal with a bunch more scumbag men and a few nice boys.  There's a destroyed memorial that no one cares about.  Join us on the penultimate episode of Pretty Little Summer, will A be revealed to us over the next six episodes?  I'm going with a solid no.  Also on this episode Suesie calls for a moratorium.  Frank embarassingly mixes up Marvel superheroes.  Intro and outro is Secret by the Pierces.  Questions, comments, concerns?  realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Join us on our facebook page as well.  Please rate, review and subscribe to us on iTunes. 

We are on a slip and slide of crazy pants stuff.  We continue following the antics of these four possible murderers or soon to be murder victims!  Still love this show.  More bets are made.  Also there's a whole bunch of love for Storm of the X-men at the end of the show. The figure skater is Surya Bonaly. The intro is Secret by the Pierces and the outro is True Love Waits by Radiohead.  Please review, rate and subscribe on iTunes!  Questions, comments and concerns? realteengirltalk@gmail.com 

Holy cats!  This show is so fun!  We tackle the first three episodes of Pretty Little Liars here at the beginning of Pretty Little Summer where we're doing four episodes on this banana crazy show!  This show is about four girls who may or may not have done a terrible thing.  Along the way they're being blackmailed by a stranger named A who brings up the fact that disgusting older men are trying to kiss them.  Gross.  In this episode, Suesie unfurls the sex offender list.  Frank seethes with rage and just about goes super saiyan.  Spoiler alert: THE TWO OF THEM LOVE THIS SHOW.  The intro and outro is Secret by the Pierces.  Comments, questions and concerns hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com also like and comment on our facebook page!  And above all, rate, review and subscribe to us on itunes!  If you do that, we'll send you an awesome Teen Girl Talk sticker!  Enjoy!  

It's summer time and it's time to hit the beach!  Surf the ocean waves and the radio waves and listen to the top ten hits of summer '04!  This summer was filled with Lil' Jon, Usher, Maroon 5, Hoobastank(gross) and Enya?  Bizarrely?  Also in this episode Suesie gives herself a terrible nickname.  Frank holds a press conference.  And the two of them just kind of melt.  realteengirltalk@gmail.com for all your questions, comments and complaints.  Please review, rate and subscribe to us on iTunes!  It helps people to find us and helps the podcast.  If you leave a review, e-mail us at the above e-mail address and we'll send you a sticker!  

It's pretty boys and greasy air this week on Teen Girl Talk as Frank and Suesie suffer through the exhausting Covenant and the middle of the road The Tudor Witch Chronicles: Witchfall.  Listen as Suesie is made understandably uncomfortable by scenes of torture! Marvel as Frank recalls more about this movie than he wants to!  Be astounded as the two siblings cast a the best Little Mermaid live action remake ever!  Questions, comments, concerns?  Please e-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com  Please, subscribe, review and rate us on iTunes!  Intro and outro is of course, Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill!  

To close out Murder May it's time to watch a good movie again!  This week we're covering the Faculty!  A somewhat rip off of Animorphs except no one makes a weird transformation into a tiger or red tailed hawk or giant squid.  Instead, we use crushed amphetamines and paper cutters to fight our enemies.  Dang this movie is good.  Also in this episode Suesie recounts a meeting with John Stewart. Frank doesn't time travel.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Please rate, review and subscribe to our podcast.  If we get 50 subscribers we'll do some special painful episodes for you.  Leave us a review and e-mail us at the above address and you'll get a kick ass sticker.  

This week we tackle the movie, Urban Legends.  A garbage pile that is clearly a cash grab after Scream came out.  Where stupid stories that people tell each other around campfires hold the same reverence as scripture for some reason.  Also in this episode, Suesie gives up. Franklin is angry about lithographs.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  This week we're starting a new thing on Teen Girl Talk.  Give us a rating and leave a review on iTunes and we'll send you a sticker.  Just hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com with your contact information. Please rate, comment and subscribe to help us out if you like us.  

Trigger Warning: This episode we mention attempted sexual assault, suicide and self harm.  If those things upset you, please feel free to skip this episode.   This week's episode and the second episode of Murder May is The Craft!  A coven of four young women uses the power of witchcraft to help themselves when things go too far.  Suesie seeks an adveristing deal from Red Bull.  Franklin sings poorly.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com 

This week on Teen Girl Talk, we're staring Murder May!  Four 90s horror films starting with I Know What You Did Last Summer.  This movie features four garbage people doing something terrible.  There's a megaton of shrill fishwife screaming.  Also, Suesie laments her hook hands.  Franklin continues his hatred of 90s fashion trends.  Questions comments concerns?  realteengirltalk@gmail.com Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Too old to be teens.  Too funny not to listen to.  

This week is a double feature(kind of) of jealous teenage girls and horror!  First up, we have Jennifer's Body, the grossly underappreciated movie starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried.  Secondly, we have the Fear Street book Bad Dreams by R. L. Stine.  Also on this episode there are far more noticeable cuts because we got way to real at some points and it wasn't funny.  Also, Suesie makes yet another bizarre call to action.  Franklin doesn't seem to know what constitutes a horror movie.  Both of them reminisce about this movie and receiving boner updates from their fellow moviegoers.  Intro song is Through the Woods by Low Shoulder, outro song is Jennifer's Body by Hole.  Questions?  Comments?  Concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com 

It's morphin' time on this episode of Teen Girl Talk!  We're reviewing the 2017 Power Rangers movie.  Susie makes homemade Red Bull.  Frank brings something up at the beginning and never mentions it or its significance ever again.  Questions, comments, concerns? realteengirltalk@gmail.com Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill 

A made for TV movie about ice skating where Frank refuses to talk about Yuri on Ice that is just bananas with so many sub plots.  It tries so hard.  Susie and Frank together create a rich back story for every character involving betting on childhood sports, the Russian mob and steroids.  Sit back and enjoy. Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Intro and outro is of course, Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.   

On today's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Frank and Suesie discuss the Twilight movie and book and the Last Vampire book by Christopher Pike.  You might not have heard of that second one but let me tell you it deserved to be a movie way more than Twilight.  Why isn't it?  Because evil is a real thing in the world.  Also on this episode Suesie encounters racism and is naturally upset by it.  Frank discusses Bible fanfiction and is forever upset by it.  And they both talk about women having no control over their sexuality and are angered by it.  So, are you sitting comfortably?  Then let's begin.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  You can hit us up at realteengirltalk@gmail.com

There's not 10 things we hate about this movie!  Heath Ledger and Julia Stiles shine in this movie.  Everyone else kind of just hangs out.  Also, Suesie comes up with the best movie idea ever.  Franklin throws an entire forest of shade at Andrew Keegan.  If you have any questions, comments or concerns e-mail them to realteengirltalk@gmail.com.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  

We go from murderous stalkers of mediocre high school sports to murderous horses in this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk.  The movie is Flicka Country Pride, the third in the Flicka whatever.  I don't care about this movie even though the podcast came out really funny.  Sometimes you just gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away.  That's a Kenny Rogers song isn't it?  He had some good songs.  Wait, I'm getting him confused with Kenny Loggins.  Anyway, sit back and enjoy a movie about horses, old teens and a cowpoke who gets credit for saving everything when he does basically nothing.  Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.  Questions, comments, concerns?  E-mail us at realteengirtalk@gmail.com  Too old to be teens, too funny not to listen to.  

A perfect killing machine.  A woman of such absolute purpose.  Madison Bell.  This is her story.  This is how this bananas movie became one of the best things we've ever seen.  This week's movie is Swimfan.  Sit back and enjoy.