Mics Can't Act

Hey Friends, In which we watch a movie you SHOULD NOT WATCH RIGHT NOW and realize Will Smith is the Denzel of the heart, healthcare workers rule and zampires are the future. -MCA

Hello Friends, In which Okja is, and I'm so sorry for this, dissected by the YUGK Aadam Keeley while Viv holds out hope for a diverse wave in film and Mike becomes a guilt-ridden vegetarian. - MCA

Hey Friends, The MCA crew is back with special guest Manny Colon to talk about The Irishman for Oscar szn - prepare to get whacked, America! -MCA

Hey Friends, Float with us as we discuss the final iteration in the Star Wars Saga, and Star Wars in general. Nate was resident Jedi Master, or is he a Force Ghost? / Viv was not into Reylo's game of hot potato love pot roast / Palpatine did the literal most, Melissa questions why Rey didn't spread her wings / Who knew two lightsabers beat basically anything? -MCA  

Hey Friends, Come with us to Isla Nublar and be Welcomed to Jurassic Park! We have Mikes cuz join us for thr journey! Jurassic One when Chali Tuna was just a Pterodactyl / Then the amber sample became a terror fractal! / Roxy and Viv rode in Cars with Boys / But when it came down to Spielberg they told me bleep that noise... -MCA

Hey Friends, Watch with your ears as we talk through one of Jim Carreys' best movies, Lemony Snicket. The great trilogy that didn't that is Lemony Snicket / Enter Lord Byron with cuff and creased britches / While it's widely accept Liar Liar's untouchable / The Horton who hears causes mucho kerfuffle -MCA

Hey Friends, We are back for our halloween spooky episode, listen as we talk about the Halloween series and Joker. At the abode of Laurie Strode / We question Halloween as a stone cold classic / Myers may be the fastest ghost / But Curtis is best at keeping your digestion active -MCA

Hey Friends, Listen with us as we talk about the second chapter of the movie IT. The first part left us with all these Penny-why's / the second chapter had us like Beverly who? / how dare you waste Chastain tho Hader was fire / like a big red candy apple that gives you heart burn, too -MCA

Hey Friends, Join us as we take a journey to America as we discuss the movie El Norte, and the current immigration policies in America. Children of pyramid coming north to see / what all of the conquest was finally for / Enrique and Rosa and you and me / fighting for some land from our captivators. -MCA

Hey Friends, Listen in as we discuss the newest edition to Disney's lineup, the remade Lion King. All agree that new Lion King gave us an eyeful / But some think Disney got a little too prideful / Send us your lithographs or suffer our wrath / To forever smell like Seth Rogen’s bath! -MCA

Hey Friends, Listen in while we discuss our feelings on gangs of new york and reveal our picks for straight to library, to our producers behest. Turns out gang affiliation predates crips and bloods / Bill the Butcher and everyone's wearing floods! / May your hammer be mighty and your dad be named Bing / A new sheet of music that I, too, America sing -MCA

Hey Friends, Michael Caine deserved to go out on a better note / NYPD pricks who punked the Central Park 5 need a SMALLER boat / that's a Jaws quote you buffoons / meet me at the mall Young Jocaroooons! - MCA

Hey Friends, The Untouchable gauntlet was thrown when Ness hit Capone’s Post Office / But Kevin Coaster knows Malone ran the table and held the roof like an old soffit / All Agent Cooper’s rule as Melissa McCarthy proves / No more Gilmore Sookie she makes Funny Moves!  -MCA

Hey Friends, Now our watch has ended but the battery crapped out / coulda had 4 more episodes without a doubt / Manny and Jenn become our guests with the endings / hearts were broken but no knees was bending... -MCA

Hey Friends, Lady Marlboro makes steady Joaquin observations / classic little Sister move testing our patience / anxious Queen dismantles like force of habit / why was John C Wiley hunting wabbit?! -MCA

Hey Friends,  We tried to balance what Heath Ledger left us with/ A surplus of Alfred love but a major Wayne deficit// A sibling rivalry, Gabe peed off the edge of it/ Is there a heaven for a hero who says to hell with it?// -MCA

Hey Friends!   We so eager for the big break we tried to take our cast off / we stand for Jack Black in Bernie, no Madoff / hats off to Cobb sailing through memory with the mast off / Inception and Mel tear the roof of the past off! -MCA

Hey Friends, Dropping Legit podcasts the 31st like it's payday for Hammer/  Hanna keeps it reddened like a Kool-Aid Jammer,  Eric Bana, not Banner but this God Box ships first-class/  We send in Mike Scarn - raise the threat on your mustache!  (Y'all know what I wanted to say )  =MCA

Hey friends here's el numero deuce since I'm taken Espanol de classes I figured I'd add subtitles claro?  You thought I wasn't coming with more bars but I assure you/  If you were a vaccination along the Oregon Trail I would have my crew procure you/  Then stir you, refer you to a much darker purview/  Only adults at this table this talk no longer concerns you.....shoo!/  These lines are more proof we love you with each growing moment. Thank you for listening and if you didn't listen, thank you for faking it.  That's all an educator can ask for at the end of the day isn't it?  -MCA

Here you will discover Interstellar takes after we ate otherworldly bakes and we reveal our favorite moofees!...lakes!  You think The Warriors were ordinary communal sorcerers/  You porpoises should go re-purpose the orbiters on The Endurance/  Come peep this Matthew McConnaisance forsurance/We promise to always bring you this verbal film allurance!  If you like bars as hard as Mars you know where we'll be....right here in your ears.  Come rot your brains with us.  -MCA