Cullen And Jordan Review 7th Heaven: The Podcast

Yikes. There's a hate crime in Camdentown. Sounds like a fiery, topical episode subject, right? Well, it's not. In this episode we review perhaps the least interesting exploration of Racism that has ever been made. And get bored of it halfway through. Cullen drinks bleach. Anyway, here it is. I just don't know anymore. Sometimes it feels like we're just fulfilling some greater obligation here, like we've stopped reviewing 7th heaven based on our own volition and some otherworldly force is compelling us to. Does it feel that way to you?

Well, Grandma died. We're all processing that, and what better way to do so than counseling a bunch of polyamorous cartoon characters? Also, Simon will die someday. Jeff gets muted in the mix. Everyone in Annie's life abandons her. And RENEE. RENEE IS BACK AND BIRTHING

Oh man. Everything comes to a head today. Eric goes off the deep end. Cheese doesn't fix everything. Elderly bacchanals. Gentleman callers. And an ending that just really messes with you. Yippety yipes, guys. We go crazy in this one.