Monster Kids

This week John welcomes another guest host and regrets that decision almost instantly. Listen as John grapples with one of his oldest friends and enemy. Also a special guest appearance from Esh Classic. This weeks secret: I wrote this in invisible ink.

Esh has been banished to the Dark zone this week. John enlists the help of producers Aislinn and Jeff to search for her. On the way they talk life, Pride, Celtic faires, and comedy. This weeks secret: I kissed a girl and I liked it.

This week the kids get down and dirty and talk about porn, sex, and pop cultures portrayals of sex. Some how they magically avoid talking about fetishes even though in every other episode they tend to trail off into the topic. This weeks secret: I’m down with O.P.P.

This week the kids have a quick chat about their weekend events. Seeing live podcast tapings, the problems with ordering seamless blindly in the middle of the night, and play testing games. This weeks secret: Reunited and it feels so good

The kids are in it to win it this week. The main topics on the table are the Bachelorette and Overwatch. Two tastes that go great together. John teaches Esh about snapchat and they also talk about the uncharted games for a bit. This weeks secret: At some point john says “gets a lot of … Continue reading Episode 34: Oh Hi Noon

This week Esh is still playing fire emblem, John is waiting for Overwatch to drop. And we break down the weirdness that is the movie Pleasantville. We also talk about famous people who have killed someone. This weeks secret: When i take off my glasses and take my hair out of a ponytail you will … Continue reading Episode 33: Dropping My Seed In Her Basket

This week the kids invite you along as they discuss working retail, how to act like a human when talking to people on the phone, NEW POKEMON and we get back into fire emblem. This weeks secret: Secret Squirrel

John and Ashley are reunited and it feels so good. For the first time they sit together at a single mic to provide you the listener with a more intimate podcast listening experience. They talk about the village people biopic, grey gardens, children’s baking shows and esh’s living conditions. This weeks secret: I wish to … Continue reading Episode 31: Together at Last

This week the kids are back to talk about all the pop culture garbage they have consumed. This week’s secret: yvan eht nioj

The kids are back after being overworked and walking convention floors. This episode is just two friends catching up. This weeks secret: I actually cant remember a single thing that was talked about in this episode. I was laying in bed for most of it.

This week the kids discuss quantum leap and s&m relationships with celebrities. This weeks secret: Toy story 2 was ok.

This week the kids discuss the ethics of pewdiepie and the responsibility of critics. Ashley talks about cosplay and defends young justice and I don’t remember what John talked about. This weeks secret: Only the shadow knows…

This week the kids discuss the validity of remakes and reboots and if they hold up. This weeks secret: I actually know what happened to predictability. The milkman, the paperboy, evening tv.

The kids are back and this time one of them is pretty drunk. Enjoy this pickled podcast discussion of pop culture. This weeks secret: Nothing counts on Leap Day.

The kids talk about fighting the alien menace in Xcom, vape life, and the cultural impact of the purge. Reviewed by our editor as “the worst episode yet!” This weeks secret: This episode has  a 75% chance to hit.

This week the Monsters discuss Ally Mcbeal, bathroom hook ups, and comfort level with pooping. This weeks secret: Don’t blink.

This week the kids talk about mostly Batman and singing sensation Seal. This weeks secret: My power, my pleasure, my PAIN!

The monster kids are back to basics this week as John and Ashley catch up. This episode suddenly cuts off because of a bad recording so there is a whole second half to the conversation that you will never get to hear. Sorry about that. Weekly secret: The second half of the episode

WARNING: This episode contains full spoilers for the force awakens. We do a countdown in the middle of the episode but instantly after its done we go in to the spoilers and it lasts pretty much to the end. The monsters are back in 2016 and John and Rayne welcome Esh as their guest. They … Continue reading Episode 20: A Very Moist and Yeasty Yuletide

This week the kids talk about their busy lives, mst3k, Star Wars, how to find the wrong kind of nerd and lizard people This weeks secret: Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.