Beer League Talk

Jay and Nick are back after a 2 week hiatus so Nick could go puck it up in Japan. Here all the Japan stories including how Nick “accidentally” booked a sex hotel. After its revealed that the Rhinos folded, the boys chat about how to handle your beer league team not existing anymore. A new segment about actual NHL hockey is started and of course we give away all the things because its Episode 200!!

BLT has finally done it. We’ve been kicked out of a facility. BANNED for being too much fucking fun. Basically no one should ever go to Lake Louise again…. Unless you’re in to not having fun. Could Jay be the dumbest hockey player around? We find out in this episode along with answers to the burning listener questions. 

This episode almost never happened. Jay was missing this morning. His mom even called looking for him so we put out an APB. He finally showed and we would have done this episode on video but Jay looked like shit. Find out what happened to Jay and his thought on a #1 overall pick asking girls to show their boobies. Mike Fox makes an appearance to help with this week’s “Am I The Asshole” and he even drops a celebrity Fight-Liney-Cut on ya. 

Brought to you by Howies Hockey Tape- Don't be the locker room mooch. Use code MOOCH15 to save 15% off your order. Back after a long break but we don’t waste any time fluffing up the episode. The boys get right to it with a new segment called “AITA” - Am I the Asshole?. Weigh in on a weekly topic and let us know if this is an asshole or not. Nick is going to Japan soon for sushi, hockey, and vending machine panties?!?!?. Jay rounds out the show by asking what your best amateur sports moment would be. Listen to find out Nick and Jay’s best moment and tell us all about yours by tweeting or facebooking us. #BLTMOMENTS

This is the week everything changed with BLT. Team Beer League Talk has finally won a championship (without Nick), Nick named himself GM of a tourney, and then he became a goalie. So yeah, this past week was a bit hectic. Hear all about Nick’s adventure between the pipes, BLT winning a ship, and where the boys want would most want to play if they were good enough at hockey to be pros but not good enough to be in the NHL. Are you coming to the BLT Bad Ass Legendary Trip? If so, you’re a bad ass… if not, shame on you! 

It has been a crazy summer of hockey. Nick just won a championship in tournament #13 in his #19in2019 challenge. But there's no time to rest, tournament #14 is this weekend in Nashville. There's no Brett or April or even Dani to keep this episode on the rails. Nick and Jay talk about what makes a good BBQ joint, elite hockey player things, and about the idiots that are storming Area 51. This brings up the topic of the week. Nick and Jay have decided why the world's attention is on Area 51 that they should take a group of beer leaguers to storm the Hockey Hall of Fame and "borrow" the cup.

Fresh off Nick's self proclaimed "best tourney lockeroom ever" the boys reveal their plans for hosting the best non hockey tournament weekend ever. The Badass Legendary Trip planning is in full swing and we need beer leaguers to come take part. Nick, Brent, and Jay discuss being 'in the zone' during hockey games and ponder if Nick has become an elite hockey player. The episode ends with a huge revelation about Jay and a brand new F-Liney-Cut. 

Good Week! Episode 193 is a doozy but before you listen, just hit the share button. Thats how good this episode is. Nick, Jay, and Brett are on a roll talking about pro players who have to buy their numbers when going to a new team. This leads to the topic of what they would give up to get their number and the answers are well..... hilariously non sexual. The boys also put a new spin on the F Marry Kill game to make it more hockey. Who would you F Liney Cut?

You’ve seen disgusting locker rooms but have you seen the most disgusting locker room? Nick guarantees the locker room he played in last weekend takes the cake but Brett and Jay give their gross locker room stories too. Yeah we said Brett and Jay, because Dani and April aren’t there. Will Dani ever be back? Who knows…. But until then the OG BLT Bro Brett will try to fill those shoes. In addition to gross locker rooms the boys talk about the BLT Buisness-y side of things and the Ultimate Experience idea that Nick has dreamt up. Catch all of this and more in our Afternoon Delight episode. 

What did BLT special guest co-host say about the great one? Does it get any more embarrassing that this? Of course it does. Because in this episode Nick and the 2 brand new special guest co-hosts talk about their most embarrassing moments on and off the ice. With Dani away Nick has to give the mouth hugs to the newest Patreon member. 

The internet is mad at Nick for being mean to goalies so we did our best to keep him from offending more people and instead let Dani talk about her astoundingly mediocre slo pitch skills. She revealed a glue gun monstrosity of a strikeout hat and asked the crew to tackle the question: how do you keep your competitive-asshole team attitude easy breezy in beer league? Plus, Nick probably manages to offend people anyway.  

In episode 189 we get to hear about Nick’s mug being plastered all over Canadian ESPN’s social media pages but that isn’t necessarily a good thing. We find out that one of their social media accounts blocked Beer League Talk. Weird right? Dani muses about the worst tournament format after her shitty experience this past weekend while Nick is testing his wife’s patience by making losing $1,000 bets and then doubling down just to stick it to Jay. 

Do you miss Brett's sultry voice? Then you’re in luck because Nick has a new sound board and Brett’s voice is all over it! Real Brett is still nowhere to be found. No video this week, so we’re coming in hot with high-quality audio about the Toronto Draft, strange beer store rules, a complaint about a cheeky hockey play, and of course some questions about peeing in the shower.

The studio was ELECTRIC after you amazing fans took us well beyond 100 shares of the live feed — meaning we could divulge the 2019 Seattle Draft theme. Then we give away everything we can think of: A free stick, free hat, free draft tournament … we even give away future draft theme secrets. We get into some taxi talk with stories from our travels and one cabbie who took Nick on a dire quest to find a toilet. And some of our biggest fans get to play our new gameshow as they watch live on Facebook!

With Dani and April unavailable this week Nick and Jay-pril decide to break bad. Or at least discuss what it would financially take for them to break bad. The Toronto Nick & Dani drinking showdown looms large and the goal scoring slump rages on. Nick needs your help with motivation share what Nick should do if he doesn't break the slump in 5 games. 

Despite our abundance of free Canadian healthcare, Nick is turning to the BLT fans to diagnose his weird burny sensation that travelled down his neck and into his arm and boob. Likely unrelated, Nick is also crowd-sourcing some slump busting advice since he realized he hasn’t scored a goal with his Rhinos in over a year. Plus, plans for a dangerous drinking showdown at an upcoming tournament, a new podcast from Nick’s brain, and more fan advice for Date Dani 2019.

BLT is bringing you all the best advice for success this week, starting with parenting wisdom. Nick tackles the question “what if your son becomes a dancer instead of a hockey player?” Then we look at whether it’s ok to ask players for a little dough when they come out to sub. Plus, Nick is fired up with a fresh-baked idea to save women’s pro hockey — for everyone except Hilary Knight.

If April looks/sounds different today, it's because Jay (aka Jaypril) is here and coming in hot with his Two-Pump Chump attitude. A listener asks BLT what sport is the hardest to play, and Nick vows to go head to head with Dani on a certain sport challenge. Plus, we unveil the Illuminati conspiracy that all beer league GMs are lying to their players, and why. And we finish off with a completely inappropriate Would You Rather question from a fan.  

Brought to you Audibletrial.com/beerleaguetalk and Urbalactiv.com. Use code BLT21 to save 21% on CBD products. The crew is back but talking about hockey is too hard for Nick this week. He's still upset about his team's playoff elimination. So we talk about other things like: How CBD can make you feel like an athlete again, how we can help Dani cut people from a summer ball team, and all the yay-hoos who turned in BLT tattoo submissions. 

Nick is back from Vegas and wants you to know we’d all be rich if you’d invested your life savings in his gambling whims. But there’s more amazing ideas to come, such as BLT’s new No-Hockey Hockey Tournament. And this week we’re asking a bunch of “What Would It Take” questions — and one may lead to someone getting a BLT tattoo on their butt.