Garbage Day

The guys watch one of Brandon's childhood favorites. A movie about a cute but terrifying gnome that teams up with a bumbling cop to crack a case about stolen diamonds. We watched A Gnome Named Gnorm/Upworld (1992).

It's summer, the sun is hot and the water is so cool. Grab a sixer, sit down, and listen to us talk about Jaws 5 Cruel Jaws, 1995. It's an Italian Jaws ripoff that actually rips off your arms. Cowabunga, my dudes.

You've heard of the Gangster Disciples. You know about the Vatos Locos. Well, you don't know sheeeeeeeeit about THE BUTTERCREAM GANG. (1992)     https://www.patreon.com/garbagedaypodcast

Oh boy, we've got a special treat for you on this one! Some of the Degens from the MTG Cardboard Crackhouse join us for a discussion of all things movies. Grab a cold one or six because this is a long one. Woooooooooooooooo! Also check out the MTG Cardboard Crackhouse podcast! https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/mtg-cardboard-crack-house

The 80's were an amazing decade. Villains and heroes abound, and they all do cocaine. What happens when escaped bad boys steal a whole lot of money and hold a hero's family hostage? We get to see some Killing American Style, that's what. 

Join us as we take part in the psycho-therapeutic experiment that is Creating Rem Lezar. Conquer your fears and let Rem Lezar tuck you in. 

The Creeps, 1997, a film about four little monsters who run amuck after a crazed scientist brings them to life. The world will never be the same after seeing these classic deformed monsters. Sit back grab your favorite snack and enjoy the show.

Get up and get your grandma outta here, cuz she's rabid dammit! On this episode the boys watched a blood-soaked Belgian classic. Join us as we talk about Troma's Rabid Grannies.

We're watching Grotesque, 1988, Linda Blair and Tab Hunter star in this classic revenge film. Dirty punks from the 1980s want money, dope, or dope and money. Someone gets revenge and kills people.

Grab a fatty and spliff down on some dank skunky-unky. We're watching Evil Bong 2: King Bong. The Evil Bong is back and doubling down on the chaos, insanity, and bewbs.

We're still not going out but these Ghoulies are bro'in out. You know why? Cuz they went to college. Join us as we talk about Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go To College (1990).

The world is still crumbling into ash and we're watching terrible movies. We watched something that will raise hairs and even a cop from the dead. We watched Zombie Cop, 1991, a film that the creators gave up all hope on. Grab your hand sanitizer and scrub down, we're in for a real stinker.

On this episode the boys record from separate remote underground bunkers. We're surviving on a steady diet of cinema refuse. On this one we bring you one of the worst movies we've seen in a hot minute. Grab yourself a cold one on join us as we discuss Robot in the House (1993). 

We're quarantined and could die any minute. With that in mind, we've decided to give you some cobbled together bits. This is Lil Bits 3 Quarantine Edition, COVID-19 can suck on our LIMP-12. It's Garbage Day!

Has it been awhile since you got a piece? Are you feeling desperate for release? Well come on down to the Bordello of Blood and ask for the Cunningham Wake. These beautiful women will suck you dry!  Grab a cold one and join us as we talk about Tales From The Crypt's Bordello of Blood.   

Get ready to high kick your wig off, we're watching a classic bad movie with our buddy Andrew. We're watching Samurai Cop, 1991. This movie will kickstart your brain and amp up your heart rate, strap in and hold on. 

These birds have had enough of global warming, now they're going on a killing rampage. Stay away from the gas stations and get yourself a hybrid Mustang, if you want to survive the BIRDEMIC!!!

We watched a classic horror-comedy, Killer Klowns From Outer Space, 1988. A town is plagued with an unwelcome carnival of horrors from outer space. Will people survive the Klowns, who knows? Our buddy Andrew is down from Milwaukee, and he brought something for us to enjoy. We're in for a hell of a ride from The Chiodo Brothers with this movie. Sit back, don't let your popcorn eat you and enjoy the show. 

Brian wakes up one day to find a little turd worm named Aylmer attached to his body. Aylmer has the ability to get Brian high as hell and the first hit is free. Soon Brian starts chasing the high while satiating Aylmer's need for brains, human brains. We watched a Frank Henenlotter classic, BRAIN DAMAGE (1988).

Doug Jones. WHO? Doug Jones. He's a man of the cloth that travels to China to inherit the power to transform into a dinosaur. With the help of a hooker he fights through a gang of ninja to find out who blowed up his parents. We watched The Velocipastor from 2018. ENJOY!