Garbage Day

We watched something that feels more 80's than most movies made in that era. We watched Kung Fury, by David Sandberg. This movie is a visual treat that'll leave you craving more, and we don't mind.

The future is looking bright for Carol and Steve, but he's keeping a dark secret. What could it be? He's from a family of little people. Featuring a star-studded cast with the likes of; Gary Oldman, Matthew McConaughey, Peter Dinklage, Kate Beckinsale, and Patricia Arquette. We're watching Tiptoes, 2003, it is a wonderful family drama about what happens when one secret compound onto others.

Nicolas Cage is a cocaine fueled lunatic and we are some whiskey fueled trash humpers. We watched Deadfall. Con men conning cons to pull off the greatest con they ever conned. Come grab a cold one and join us in the deep dark depths of inebriation. GAAAAARBAAGE DAAAAAAY!!!

Have you seen Phantom of the Opera? Oh, you have? Well this isn't that. It's Phantom of the Paradise. Sign the contract with your blood and give this episode a listen. 

Sam Hell is a man on a mission, he's gonna squirt his seed all over. We're watching Hell Comes To Frogtown, 1988, and it's gonna get weird.

We watched Doggie Tails, 2003, from Troma Pictures. This short film is about a dog who is dropped off at a kennel for a day or so. That's it. It's also a half hour long.

It's Christmas, and we aren't putting up an episode on Friday, because we're lazy asshats. Here's a little something to hold you over until the new year, when we're back. 

We watched a classic B-Movie from Troma Studios. The Toxic Avenger, 1984, is a seminole piece of trash cinema that spawned; sequels, a cartoon, toys, and lots money for Troma Studios. We watched it now listen to us jibber jabber about it.

We're not dead, we're alive and kicking. We watched a film from an Academy Award winner, Peter Jackson. Bad Taste, 1987, a film about an alien invasion from a fast food company. 

We watched a real life anime, and it's called Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky, 1991. This movie is balls to the wall insanity. Sit back, strap in, and hold onto your butts. It's time to get Riki with it.

We watched the cinematic masterpiece that is John Carpenter's Vampires. One of us made it all the way through the movie, you'll find out who. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

We watched something truly dark and disturbing and  it's called, Loqueesha. This movie might be the most terrifying thing we've ever seen.

Do you Remember playing Street Fighter II? Well this is what it would be like in movie form, or a fevered dream. We watched Street Fighter, 1994, and we're here to tell you all about it. Sit back, relax, and get a second player to enjoy this with.

Grab your girl and a six pack, we're partying in the mall. We're watching the 1986 film, Chopping Mall, by Jim Wynorski. This movie really brought out the shopaholic in us.

The Stagpooles are a strange family that gets up to no good, and a random douche tries some shady extortion techniques on them. The tables get turned as we meet the Head of the Family, 1996. Enjoy this terrible movie.

Brandon and Sean are lazy so they just threw this crap together. This is a short episode about random nonsense, and there is no point. Enjoy this wild ride of an episode.

Sean made Brandon watch some trailers for the new Star Wars, then we talked about it. That's all this episode is.

The newest desert to come out is really creating an uproar. What do they call this stuff? They call it, The Stuff, and enough is never enough. We watched The Stuff, 1985, and we're gonna tell you all about it.

New York in 1987 was a hell of a place, people were disgusting, the city was disgusting and this movie is just like that. We watched Street Trash, 1987. People are being mutated by cheap booze, they can't help but buy it. What will they do to stop this epidemic.

In the near future California is ravaged by quakes, fires, and probably the worst thing they have is surfing Nazis. We're watching Surf Nazis Must Die, 1987, because we had to.