Six Degrees Of Schwarzenegger

In the exciting conclusion of our series on DIE HARD, we discuss the pitfalls of hubris, infectious laughter, Dick-ish Thornburg, maniac FBI guys, and how a real-life domestic squabble led to one of the most heartfelt scenes in the film. This episode covers 1:42:04 - 2:07:00; the vault opens, McClane gets emotional, Hans figures it all out, McClane defeats Karl and saves the hostages, a McClane family reunion, Hans takes the plunge, and Al kills again!

In episode four of our breakdown of DIE HARD, Kevin and John examine the nutritional value of Twinkies, Helsinki Syndrome, Johnson & Johnson, and Ellis’s big moment. This episode covers 1:16:48- 1:42:03: McClane’s true identity is revealed, the death of Ellis, the FBI arrives, McClane and Hans play cat and mouse, walking on broken glass, and Al Powell's tragedy.

In the third part of our look back at DIE HARD, we’ll discuss the meta action hero, a football-related plot hole, the timelessness of Stevie Wonder jokes, Al Leong stealing the show, and the catchphrase that spawned a franchise. This episode covers 51:10 - 1:16:47; a narrow escape, Al arrives on the scene, McClane seizes the advantage, “Yippee Ki Yay,” Hans ups the ante, and McClane destroys a building.

In the second chapter of our special holiday series on DIE HARD, Kevin and John discuss the genius of Alan Rickman, wound continuity, bearer bonds, whether Takagi knew the computer code, and the most unrealistic feat of John McClane. This episode covers 23:54 - 51:09: Hans kills Takagi, fire alarm, McClane kills Tony, rooftop shootout, Al Powell gets the call, and McClane’s death-defying escape.

Yippee ki yay, mofos!!! It’s all been building towards this moment! John and Kevin are back to take a deep look at the 1988 masterpiece DIE HARD. Listen as we examine the movie’s perfect cast, Holly’s assistant’s superhero haircut, Ellis’s first name, and terrorist fashion trends. This episode covers 0:00 - 23:54: McClane lands in LA, Ellis thirsts for Holly, Argyle takes McClane to Nakatomi, McClane and Holly come face to face, they argue, and the terrorists take control of the building.

In the final episode of our fantastic journey through BLOODSPORT, we discuss the world’s least suspenseful semi-finals, Chong Li’s cheating ways, Frank Dux’s dubious life story, and getting drunk in a hospital. This episode covers 1:09:30 -1:29:00; Frank wins his semi-final, Chong Li kills his opponent, Frank versus Chong Li, Chong Li blinds Frank, Frank wins the Kumite, and Frank says his goodbyes.

In the 4th chapter of our bad ass look back at BLOODSPORT, Kevin and John examine the hubris of Kumite fighters, nut punches, soul searching montages, Frank’s chronic tardiness, and why you should never try to start your own chant.. This episode covers 52.38 - 1:09:30; Kumite Day 2 kicks off, Frank beats Sumo guy, Chong Li stomps Jackson, Frank gets pensive, and Frank wrecks the Hong Kong police.

In the third episode of our epic breakdown of BLOODSPORT, John and Kevin are back to discuss Stan Bush, Ray Jackson’s (lack of) technique, the menace of Bolo Yeung, and Frank Dux - sexual ninja. This episode covers 33:50 - 52: 38; Frank Dux prepares for combat, the Kumite begins, military police close in on Frank, Frank scores with Janice, Janice infiltrates the Kumite.

OK USA!!! Kevin and John are back with the second installment of our series on BLOODSPORT. In this episode, we'll discuss Shidoshi Tanaka's mystery illness, Victor Lin's swag, Ray Jackson: American icon, and Hossein's casual approach to sexual harassment. This episode covers 16:42 - 33:50; Frank Dux visits Tanaka, fighters arrive in Hong Kong, Frank meets Jackson and Lin, the Dim Mak initiation, and Frank rescues Janice from Hossein.

We’re sinking our teeth into the 1988 masterpiece BLOODSPORT. In the first episode, Kevin and John discuss montage mania, Tanaka’s vanity, what really happened to Shingo Tanaka, and John’s grandmother’s fascination with JCVD. This episode covers 00:00 - 16: 42; fighters prepare for the Kumite, loads of exposition, Frank Dux goes AWOL, and an obscenely long flashback of Frank’s ninjitsu training.

The gang is back with the exciting final chapter to our series on THE BEASTMASTER. Listen as Kevin, Mike, and John examine Ruh’s mysterious movements, Maax’s terrible strategies, and Zed and Dar’s toxic father-son relationship. (NO BABIES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST, but Mike's daughter Naomi was such a fan of the movie, she had to join in) This episode covers 1:03:43 - 1:55:35; Dar rescues Kiri, then he rescues King Zed, then he rescues everyone, and the good guys defeat Maax and the Juns.

Mike, John, and Kevin are back with the second chapter of our BEASTMASTER breakdown. In this episode, we discuss rambunctious ferrets, quicksand, Dar’s problematic approach to women, and try to figure out if Dar and Kiri are actually cousins. (NO BABIES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST, but Mike's daughter Naomi was such a fan of the movie, she had to join in) This episode covers 25:51 - 1:03:43; Dar meets Kodo, Podo, and Ruh, Dar creeps on Kiri, Sharak saves Dar from the “bird people,” Dar runs afoul of Maax, and Seth and Tal rescue Dar.

We’re thrilled to welcome John to the 6DOS family to kick off a special series of bonus episodes on 1982’s THE BEASTMASTER. In this first chapter Mike, Kevin, and John discuss the merits of bench pressing toddlers, the movie’s unlikely link to some of Stanley Kubrick’s finest films, and the lost art of cackling. (NO BABIES WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS PODCAST, but Mike's daughter Naomi was such a fan of the movie, she had to join in) This episode covers 00:00 - 25:51; Evil priest Maax wants unborn Dar killed, baby Dar is rescued, Dar grows up, Dar’s village is decimated by the evil Juns, Dar survives and bonds with Sharak the eagle.

In the final episode of our CONAN THE BARBARIAN series, Mike and Kevin discuss Schwarzenegger’s Mount Rushmore, religious reverse psychology, what’s up with the princess, and why does the big baddie always wait to attack last? This episode covers 1:43:15 - 2:06:33; The traps are set, Conan prays to Crom, 2 stand against many, Valeria saves Conan, Thulsa Doom’s doom, and Conan the king.

In Episode 4 of our breakdown of CONAN THE BARBARIAN, we discuss vulture murder, cult orgies, hand soup, and what’s “Leroy Jenkins” got to do with any of this? This episode covers 1:15:55 - 1:43:55, Conan (mostly) dies, Conan gets resurrected, the gang raids the Mountain of Power, and Valeria is killed.

In the 3rd installment of our CONAN THE BARBARIAN breakdown, Kevin and Mike explore the appeal of gruel, barbarian parties, Conan ghosting on Valeria, and Conan: Worst Spy Ever. This episode covers 51:47 - 1:15:54; King Osric recruits Conan and company, Conan leaves, Conan meets the Wizard, and Conan is captured and sentenced to death on the Tree of Woe.

In the 2nd chapter of our breakdown of CONAN THE BARBARIAN, things are about to get sexy. Mike and Kevin explore witch sex, heist sex, Eskimo brothers, and when it’s OK to punch a camel. This episode covers 26:30 - 51:47; Conan in the crypt, Conan rescues Subotai from a witch, Subotai and Conan meet Valeria, the gang robs the snake tower, and the post-heist party.

In the 1st part of our breakdown of CONAN THE BARBARIAN, Mike and Kevin discuss Nietzsche, gladiator fights, tips for pillaging a village, "what is best in life," and how THE BIG LEBOWSKI took inspiration from one of the men behind this movie. This episode covers 00:00 - 26:30; Conan learns about Crom, Thulsa Doom raids Conan's village, the Wheel of Pain, Conan the gladiator, Conan the lover, Conan is set free.

Join Mike and Kevin for exciting conclusion of our bonus episode on ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. This is peak John Carpenter and Kurt Russell; we're talking about Snake's awful tattoo, gladiator fights, chandeliers, Snake's petty side, and much more! This episode covers the second half of the movie; Snake meets the Brain, the Duke captures Snake, Brain takes the president, a fight to the death, the big chase, and Snake escapes from New York.

Join Mike and Kevin for the first half of a special 2-part bonus episode on the 1981 John Carpenter / Kurt Russell callabo ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK. This is peak John Carpenter; we're talking synth music, ninja stars, cannibalism, eye patches, etc! This episode covers the first half of the movie; President's plane crashes in prison island of Manhattan, new inmate Snake Plissken is forced to find POTUS, Snake infiltrates the prison, Snake meets Cabbie, Snake escapes from The Crazies.