Hallmark & Jess

One year of Hallmark, so we're celebrating with She's All That! Seems about right. We're talking about problematic 90s behavior, crazy schools, and trend setting moments!

What's a five letter word for awesome? LACEY! We're solving puzzles, making leaps, and admiring the energy level of an old man as we watch the first episode of Crossword Mysteries!

It's our one year anniversary, and what better way to celebrate than with special guest Loree Stark from A Very Hallmark Christmas?!? We're solving crimes and recalling times when suspects were spotted, fingerprints were blotted, and time was allotted for podcasting. Tune in!

We absolutely love Jen Lilley and think she is a great person and actress, so why are we not into "Yes, I Do"? We'll discuss that along with great parents, a Jonas wedding, and therapy. So much therapy. See if you can count the number of exasperated sighs in this episode and the first person with the correct answer will receive a personalized exasperated sigh from Mark personally! It's a terrible prize.

We're going back to where it all began for Jen Lilley and Hallmark as we watch Dash of Love! We're also talking embarrassing our parents, Fresh Off the Boat, and how much we love art!

It's finally here! Model Behavior! We're talking JT, talkboys, huge phones, Giffords, coq au vin, destroying lives, and creeps, so WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY WANT! GET. IT.

We're back with the woman that started it all, Lacey Chabert, and we're talking about three things: love, romance, and chocolate pizza. Oooohh yeeaaaahh!

Happy Valentine's Day! I got you a new episode, and it's way better than those chalk heart things! We're talking mystery sounds, necessary break-ups, and how important is Valentine's day really? Tune in!

Love is in the air and so are the drones! We're talking Valentine in the Vineyard! But that's not all! We investigate Sweetest Day, Cosmo quizzes, and planning a wedding! Oh, and llamas. Of course llamas.

If you've ever wanted to hear Mark lose it, this is the episode for you! It's SnowComing! We're talking stabbing homecoming queens, how libraries work, and Mark's new catchphrase! Tune in!

Book tour, baybay!!! We're continuing our Jen Lilley run with her newest movie! Plus, the Star Trek minute returns, Mark accidentally exposes himself to a plane full of people, and papayas? Tune in!

It's a tale as old as time. Boy likes movie. Girl doesn't like movie. A lot of bold claims get made with little research. Dogs keep being adorable. Beauty and the beast. It's our Eat, Play, Love episode, baybay!

Somebody call our attorney because we've got a Christmas Contract on our hands! We're back and talking about job happenings, holidays with family, and some good ole southern hospitality!

You might have thought Christmas was over, but we've got another gift just for you! It's the start of our Jen Lilley run of movies as we watch Mingle All the Way! Plus, Jess gives her review of A Snow Globe Kissmas! Tune in!

It's the unofficial sequel to Holiday in Handcuffs in a completely different universe and we couldn't be happier about it! We're talking beans, sledding, and the tragic tale of Toys R Us. Tune in!

It's the movie that nearly tore the podcast apart and made Jess hate everyone including Mark. Why does Jess hate it so much? Is Mark a weirdo for loving it? Tune in to find out!

Granny get your gun because we've got a kidnapping going on! We're going through Holiday in Handcuffs and trying to make some sense of the madness!

We're going from a movie we hated to a movie we loved with The Nine Lives of Christmas! We're talking robberies, secret identities, and the sure fire way to woo a lady!

We're finishing up our Alicia Witt series, and...well...it didn't end so great. Find out why, and also we talk about stalkers and tell our past drunk stories, so we're still making gold out of walnuts. That's not a phrase.

We're joined by Emma from The Hallremark with 2 goals: 1. talk about A Gift to Remember and 2. convince her to be our new best friend! Were we successful? Listen in to find out! (Spoilers: it was great.)