Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast
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Sinopsis
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
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Episode 26: BIG BATTLE LADY
09/07/2018 Duración: 01h01minHey there, welcome to our season finale! It's longer and crazier than usual as we wrap up the Eye of the World - discussion topics include Chop-Chop Guy, the Frequency of Cliffs, everyone's Signature Drinks, and Sally's bold argument in favor of Mat's sociopathy. Transcript
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Episode 25: Jude Law
02/07/2018 Duración: 55minThis is not actually episode 24 as Sally claims it is, but episode 25 where we discuss such important things as the curse of Laura Ingalls Wilder, Just Pure Magic™, what it means to DTR in the Mad Max desert, and Wheel of Time’s most important character: Jude Law. Transcript
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Episode 24: Perrin ... Took a Different Class
25/06/2018 Duración: 51minLike Lan's entire country of origin, the entire twenty-minute intro of this episode was deleted. It's fine. This episode is weird enough without it. We talk about Chumbawamba: Portal Guardians, our gay uncle Agelmar, and the academic AU. Transcript
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Episode 23: Magic Space Hell
18/06/2018 Duración: 47minIn this episode we talk about our heroes' journey through the Ways, but more importantly, we also discuss Mentor Resumes, Edgelord Loial, the Best Shark Attack, Village Idiots, the Shared Kirby Air Ride Consciousness, and Egg Head. Transcript
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Episode 22: Hand al'Thor
11/06/2018 Duración: 50minThis episode got a little out of . . . hand. Ha ha! Just a little hand joke for you, about ten books too early for puns like these. But seriously, we should have been talking about the Ways, and instead we complained about this book's weird plot. So it goes. Transcript
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Episode 21: xBrian
04/06/2018 Duración: 52minThis is the episode where we Fix Wheel of Time. Of course Rand is in a coma, Mat is illiterate, and everything is gayer, but we also devote about four hundred percent more screen time to the most underrated character in the series: Lamgwin's cat. Transcript
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Episode 20: That is NOT Dope
28/05/2018 Duración: 47minWe've now recorded twenty episodes of this podcast, which is crazy. Fittingly, we meet about twenty more main characters in this section, most of whom we hate. At least Galad is there! Transcript
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Episode 19: Where Did the Water Go?
21/05/2018 Duración: 51minWe spent the last ten minutes of this episode Googling that whole Luc/Isam thing that Robert Jordan never really explained. Other discussion topics this week include Galad Appreciation, Thom IS The Entree, and Sally Puts Emily On Blast. Transcript
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Episode 18: From the Chin Down
14/05/2018 Duración: 47minThe boys are off the road and straight into Basel Gill's downtown hotel for wayward and semi-demonically-possessed teens. We talk about arbitrary political decisions, Thom's loan sharks, and how Loial is the world's most precious and perfect boy. Transcript
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Episode 17: It's Better Than Nothing
07/05/2018 Duración: 54minWELCOME TO SAD KITCHEN. WE'RE ALL SAD HERE. Transcript
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Episode 16: What Are They, Mormons?
30/04/2018 Duración: 53minWe're on the HIIIIGHWAAAY TO HELL. Or Caemlyn, or whatever. This week we're joining Rand and Mat as they spread the gleeman's gospel with a bunch of farmers and inn patrons. There's cow whispering. There's deus ex machina. Most of all, there's the power of friendship. Transcript
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Episode 15: Sit On Your Laurels
23/04/2018 Duración: 51minWe're finally wrapping up Perrin's points of view, which means we get to ditch the Whitecloaks! At least until book two. Discussion topics include Nynaeve seducing Lan via woodcraft, That's How We Do on Game of Thrones, and Byar as Hannah Arendt's "banality of evil." Transcript
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Episode 14: The Butt Flag
16/04/2018 Duración: 54minSorry for the long episode, folks. We just got so caught up in our discussion of steddings, statues, Sting, and Galad's tight, tight bod. Downright captivating stuff. Transcript
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Episode 13: He's Doing Bird Math
09/04/2018 Duración: 49minWe were both sick when we recorded this, so please excuse any coughs, sneezes, or tears that slipped through the editing process. Fittingly, we spent most of this episode talking about mercy-killing. Please, Perrin. The Mucinex isn't working. Use your axe on us. Transcript
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Episode 12: Tro-la-la-la-locs
02/04/2018 Duración: 23minWe took a week off from our usual recording schedule, but never fear: we've still got that sweet, sweet WoT content for you. Sally listens to and reviews Robert Berry's "A Soundtrack for the Wheel of Time," and Emily refuses to believe that someone actually Did That. Listen along on Spotify. Transcript
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Episode 11: Alternately, a Real Bear
26/03/2018 Duración: 50minWe're hanging out with the Tinkers this week, and you know what that means: a LONG conversation about sexy dancing. We also wonder about the significance of music in Wheel of Time, weigh in on the passive-aggressive war over Perrin's axe, and worship Egwene: Flirtation Queen. Transcript
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Episode 10: Petco Clickers Them Into Submission
19/03/2018 Duración: 52minWe're baaaaack! To Perrin and Egwene, that is. Elyas, a wolf-telepathic wild man they just met, has agreed to guide them to Caemlyn, which isn't sketchy at ALL. In this episode we talk mostly about the Tuatha'an, their real-world parallels, and how they deserve better than being a metaphor in Perrin's inner conflict about violence. Transcript
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Episode 9: The Philosopher's Stone? It's Emotional Damage
12/03/2018 Duración: 57minIn our second installment of the "Thom and His Backup Dancers: Rand and Mat" saga, we reach Whitebridge! We talk about ancient architecture, the Illian Timeline, and Thom passing on his Bard-en. Oh, and that dream sequence we completely skipped last week. Transcript
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Episode 8: Ta'veren, Whatever
05/03/2018 Duración: 52minIn this episode we take a minute (or ten) to explain why we hate Rand - though we're also willing to admit he has some good qualities, particularly in this sequence. While Mat goes full Smeagol, we're dealing with pirates, flute-playing, and the epic fantasy tradition of dividing magic and technology. Transcript
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Episode 7: Do They, Like, Motorize?
26/02/2018 Duración: 58minWe talk more about memes, kinks, and sex toys than we ever will again in this podcast. Hopefully. If you don't think memes, kinks, and sex toys are related to werewolves, think again! So: Is Perrin a furry? Transcript