Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast
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Sinopsis
Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.
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Episode 63: Smash Egg?
22/04/2019 Duración: 46minDiscussion topics this week include Feet Al'Thor, the Useless Murder List, Equal Opportunity Perverts, and the ultimate question: what in the hell is Lanfear doing in the White Tower, and why won't she leave? Transcript
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Episode 62: One and a Half Idiots
15/04/2019 Duración: 47minIn which Emily struggles to think of a single attractive man (spoiler: it's Thor), Sally promotes her mom's podcast, and we vow to never use the word "randy" again, especially if it's adjacent to Rand Al'Thor. Transcript
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Episode 61 Q&A: The Adventures of Fish-Pig
08/04/2019 Duración: 44minThanks for the great questions, folks! In this Q&A we spoil Game of Thrones' first season, give you the music recommendations list of the century, and talk about Robot Feelings, Shark Trollocs, and Emily's Offensive Crocodile Hunter Accent. Transcript
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Episode 60: Schrodinger's Dark One
01/04/2019 Duración: 45minGuess who DEFINITELY remembered our own theme song? And guess who spent forty-five minutes talking about Magic Hazing, Lumberjack Energy, the Annual Hatred of Women Quota, and Emily's Best Retweet (You'll Know)? US. Transcript
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Episode 59: Fast & Furious Go Juice
25/03/2019 Duración: 44minA moment of silence because this series is FINALLY BEGINNING. This week we're talking about the Texas Literacy Test, Dungeon Aesthetics, Dildo Wands, Facial Bullying, and Mat's Magpie Tendencies. Transcript
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Episode 58: Butterfingers
18/03/2019 Duración: 46minThis week's conversation topics include: Alexa For Emily's Grandparents, the TV Show "Monk" (But Make It Gay), Dream Therapy, Hotness Total, and Galad Damodred Has Never Had A Real Job In His Life. Transcript
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Episode 57: Butt Owie
11/03/2019 Duración: 41minWhile we talk about Siuan's Big Bad Mistake, we somehow end up in 16th century France. Other topics include: Hurr Durr Sexy Knife Boy, CrossFit Couple, Charlemagne's Acid Trip, and Magic Hall Passes. Transcript
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Episode 56: Like a Dip
04/03/2019 Duración: 45minWe get real deep in this one. Join us as we talk about Dumpster Fires, Robert Jordan's Romantic Attraction to Lan, Trigger-Happy Women, and Artur Hawkwing's Carrier Pigeon: Valiant. Transcript
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Episode 55: Jeremy the Whitecloak
25/02/2019 Duración: 44minThe heist just keeps getting bigger. This week we're talking about Perrinland, Jar Jar Banksy, the Pied Piper of Weddings, the EGOT of Arson, and Two and a Half Larries. It's crazy, y'all. Transcript
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Episode 54: Asmodean, Play Despacito
18/02/2019 Duración: 43minIn this episode we discuss alternate titles for the Dragon Reborn, Rand pulls a Gone Girl, Perrin goes Elizabethan, and Masema drinks the kool-aid. Can't we all just get along? Seriously, Perrin and Moiraine: JUST GET ALONG. Transcript
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Episode 53: Gaul Eats a Lizard
11/02/2019 Duración: 46minGaul might not even be a character in the series yet, but he's present in OUR HEARTS. We're also talking about Whaleworld, Henry the Ain't, Perrin's MeUndies, and SHAKIRA SHAKIRA. Transcript
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Episode 52: Doctor Opera Closet
04/02/2019 Duración: 46minWe're kicking off season three in style -- unlike the characters on the cover of The Dragon Reborn. We're talking about the Gawyn Redaction Contract, Rejected Mortal Kombat Characters, the Asshole Convention of Amadicia, and Rand's best friends, Mark and Percy. Transcript
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EHR Extra: The Height Over Horniness Chart
28/01/2019 Duración: 42minWe might be between seasons, but we're still horny for Gaul! This week we're looking at our brand-new Wheel of Time Companion (thanks, Mitchell!) to discuss Big Wolf Energy, Lini's Terrible Advice, The Three Rivers, and Literally Everyone's Height. Transcript
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Episode 51: The Kazoo of Valere
21/01/2019 Duración: 49minThe Great Hunt is finally over! In our season finale we talk about Rand's Poor Time Management, Tall Soldiers (Our Weakness), Stabbing Erogenous Zones, Mat's Alter Ego: Johnny Appleseed, and Lanfear's Top Three Iconic Entrances. Transcript
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Episode 50: The Grave is No Bar to My Yeet
14/01/2019 Duración: 46minEpisode 50, what the heck?! We've been doing this a whole YEAR? We celebrate by talking about Meta Prophecy, Egwene's Evil Twin, Knife Boy, and Emily's Personal Journey through Wheel of Time. Remember, kids: Rand is NOT Judge Judy. Transcript
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Episode 49: Socks with Sandals
07/01/2019 Duración: 46minWelcome to the first episode of 2019! It's pretty much a disaster. We talk about Casting Valan Luca, Frat Boy Criteria, The Power and Non-Power of Words, and the Problem with Adrenaline-Based Magic. Also: there's a lot of singing. Transcript
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Episode 48: Everybody Hates Dillon
31/12/2018 Duración: 41minWe're coming at you DEAD from our couch! Join us in our post-holidays depression as we mispronounce damane and also "palanquin," talk about soft power vs. hard power, and discuss the timing of trauma in fantasy. Transcript
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Episode 47: A Very Merry Supernatural Christmas
24/12/2018 Duración: 01h11minHappy holidays, from our family to yours! Here's an extra-special, extra-long episode where we take a break from WoT with guest Brie Olds. Instead of Wheel of Time, there's Eric Kripke's Steady Hand, Castiel on Trial, Good Brothers and Bad Brothers, and the Real Evil: Sam's Bangs. Transcript
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Episode 46: As the Raven Crows
17/12/2018 Duración: 44minThis is it. Our horniest episode. We make some important decisions and inappropriate rankings. Also: Alternate titles for The Great Hunt, Universal Truths, Les-beans, and How to Lose a Guy in the Ways. Transcript
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Episode 45: Multi-Universe Hairdryer
10/12/2018 Duración: 46minHey, guys, we read like a million chapters this week. Seriously, so many. Aren't you proud of us? We talked about a Jimmy Buffett Monastery, hit TV show Shienar's Got Talent, and a Glitch in the Portal Stone. Transcript