Ouatiming: A Once Upon A Time Podcast

Beth and Abbey think too much about the logistics of an underworld gun in "Sisters." There's other stuff in the episode too, but come on everyone: There's an underworld gun. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Patrick Stevens (Pungus Magnusson will get shout-outs in next two episodes!)   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta, and Brian Sanina.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey find out if that ship should sink or swim in "Ruby Slippers"—an episode that Ruby is carrying on her oversized cloak shoulders.   *NOTE: This week, our Patreon shout-out was supposed to go to Pungus Magnusson. We're so sorry for the error! You'll get two weeks of shout-outs in upcoming episodes.   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta, and Brian Sanina.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey doom another soul to eternal torment in "Her Handsome Hero"—rather three souls, if you include Beth's and Abbey's. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Claudia Bradamante!   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta, and Brian Sanina.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey chat about Zelena and Hades' "whirlwind romance." Get it... cause she came in on a cyclone. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ryan Gregorakis!   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta, and Brian Sanina.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Hello patrons! Beth and Abbey find out what happens when you doom an entire ship of innocent men for a promotion: You get to go to Sailor Heaven!  This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lisa Slack A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta, and Brian Sanina. Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth & Abbey help rescue Hook in the episode that leaves us with one truth: Rumple should never get a redemption.   This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lindsay Halik   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakos, Pungus Magnusson, Cecile Jenny, Claudia Bradamante, Ashley Buscetta, and Brian Sanina.  Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming   Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth got the flu! So we're a little late. Please enjoy Beth & Abbey's look at "Labor of Love," an episode that features great actors given too little to work with... and a fan theory that most definitely isn't true but Beth keeps on dreaming. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lindsay Halik!   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Zucker, and Samantha Hoesel.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Put on your sepia Instagram filter, because we're heading to the Underworld. Beth & Abbey celebrate the 100th episode of Once Upon a Time with killer queen fashions, random cameos, and the Blue Hair That Launched a Thousand Memes.    A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Zucker, and Samantha Hoesel.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth & Abbey talk about the highs and lows of the Dark Swan/Dark Hook saga, as well as their hopes and fears about Hades' blue hair.    A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Zucker, and Samantha Hoesel.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

We're celebrating *200 EPISODES*! Oh and also the end of the Dark Swan.   This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Rachel Zucker!   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Zucker, and Samantha Hoesel.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Hook opens up the Gates to Hell in this penultimate episode of the Dark Swan Saga, and challenges Rumple to the worst swordfight of all swordfights.   This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: La Femme Fictionale!   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss , Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Zucker, and Samantha Hoesel.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Were you dying to know what happened after we learned Hook had been turned into a *second* Dark one? Well, no time for that... because Beth and Abbey have to take a side quest over in DunBroch for some Magic Beer and a hat that Arthur knows a bit too much about.   This week’s "Red Warrior" Patreon shout-out goes to: La Femme Fictionale   A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey find out the truth behind Hook's bad mood in "Birth"—or as it will forever be known on OUATiming, "Heirs to Darkness," because that's a much-better title. Good news! OUATiming is now on: Spotify, Amazon Music, iHeartRadio, and Podbean! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Brian Sanina A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel.    Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

Beth and Abbey find out the truth about Merlin and "Nimue," and try to figure out where the darn Dark Boar is hiding.  This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ashley Buscetta! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel.  Support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ouatiming Join our Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/ouatiming Find us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ouatiming

It's time for Merida to shine! Beth and Abbey chat about "The Bear and the Bow"—an episode where Belle keeps getting dragged around to places she doesn't want to be. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ashley Buscetta! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel. 
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Beth and Abbey look into the "Dreamcatcher" to talk about Emma's turn to the dark side—and try to figure out how many wives Peter Pumpkin's had. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Zac Chobanov! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chobanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel. 
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We're back from the brink! Beth and Abbey visit "The Broken Kingdom" to talk about Arthur's dastardly plans and Hook's perfect boyfriend powers. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Ryan Gregorakiss! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss, Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel. 
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Beth & Abbey crack open a cold one and sit down in the "Siege Perilous," to watch an episode where Charming makes awful decisions but looks cool while doing it. Also Arthur does the worst thing in OUAT villain history. It's a bad look, folks! This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Patrick Stevens! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss (greg-or-a-kiss), Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel. 
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Beth & Abbey pay "The Price" in a surprising episode—full of sweet moments with the occasional out-of-place zinger. Plus, more about Emma's hair! We swear we're done this time. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lisa Slack! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss (greg-or-a-kiss), Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel. 
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It's the circle of life—on Once Upon a Time! Beth & Abbey go back to the beginning of their OUATiming journey with "Dark Swan" and try to figure out why being the Dark One gives Emma such awful hair. This week’s Patreon shout-out goes to: Lindsay Halik! A special thank you to our SwanQueen-level patrons: Lindsay Halik, Lisa Slack, Patrick Stevens, Ryan Gregorakiss (greg-or-a-kiss), Zac Chovanov, Ashley Buscetta, Brian Sanina, Cecile Jenny, La Femme Fictionale, Rachel Sucker, and Samantha Hoesel. 
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