Heat-seeking Panther

In which we rewrite the worst romcom (?) we've ever seen into NATIONAL TREASURE 3: STEALING TESS Dave continues his dramatic reading of Cage's journey to the heart of the American Dream

In which our hero participates in the ultimate con. We welcome back Emily, our first repeat guest, and Dave reads excerpts from Cage's 1991 tour diary to the heart of America.

In which our hero journeys to the center of America

In which our heros discover the DNA of the great propaganda movie of our time within a racially charged comedy of errors.

= MAXIMUM VIOLENCE IMMEDIATELY= Elvis seems to be a recurring theme

In which our hero's overbearing angst overshadows his co-star's illustrious headgear.

In which our hero's snakeskin jacket represents a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. Featuring special guest Emily Adams

In which our hero fails to trace Top Gun.

While shooting at an animal in the dark, our hero contracts leprosy.

We did murder someone last night. We turned into vampires, it's a long story. Featuring special guest Alyssa Lopez

In which our lupine hero inspires a whirlwind sing-a-long of the greatest autotune hits of the twentieth century. Featuring special guest Erin Hickey

In which we root for our hero, starring as his first Halloween costume, to steal a baby. Featuring our first special guest, Alex Heerman.

In which Peggy Sue gets divorced amidst trying to reconcile Coppolla's post-70s output

In which we wonder which nineteenth century Canadian entertainment choices allowed a Rambo figure to become a national hero

In which we consider a boy's love for his bird in relation to our least favorite Pink Floyd albums

In which we celebrate Richard Gere's birthday.

In which our hero overcomes the maudlin nostalgia of a low budget period piece.

Episode 2 - Rumble Fish (1983) by Heat-Seeking Panther

In which we discuss Nicolas Cage's breakout role in the classic 1983 teen movie, "Valley Girl"

In which we discuss the mystery and allure of Nicolas Cage and why we would want to start a podcast based on his filmography. Also an in-depth analysis of his first screen role in the failed TV pilot The Best of Times