Seincast: A Seinfeld Podcast

"A man gave me...a massage." It's the start of a new season on Seincast with our discussion of the first episode from season three, "The Note!" And like the show trying out a new opening theme (heeeeeey), we tried new recording software and our voices sound terrible. Apologies for the audio quality this time, we'll be back to normal next week. 0:00 - Introductions 1:25 - Seinfeld News 03:37 - Episode Trivia 10:40 - Episode Discussion 60:23 - Commercial Break 80:27 - Episode Ratings Links from our discussion: "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" season 5 trailer "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" season 5 premiere with Kevin Hart The Actual Dinky Donuts 1978 Mr. Coffee commercial with Joe DiMaggio "Joltin' Joe DiMaggio" by Les Brown and His Orchestra We want to hear from you, and what you think of the show/what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Other helpful links: Buy Seinfeld on DVD Episode guide we follow Subscribe in iTunes or check us out on Stitcher o

"Boy, I really liked the two of you much better when you weren't a couple." We're talking a little this, that, and the other with our discussion of the thirteenth and final episode from season two, "The Deal"! 0:00 - Introductions 0:54 - Seinfeld News 4:30 - Episode Trivia 12:21 - Episode Discussion 93:35 - Episode Ratings Links from our discussion: Peter Mehlman interview on The Halli Casser-Jayne Show (10/15/14) Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Dick Corcoran Robert Vaughn discovers "The Helsinki Formula" Siobhan Fallon (Tina) in "Men in Black" 'Lara's Theme' from "Doctor Zhivago" "The Municipal Gallery Revisited" by WB Yeats We want to hear from you, and what you think of the show/what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Other helpful links: Buy Seinfeld on DVD Episode guide we follow Subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app

"I like sports. I could do something in sports." Infidelity. Suicide. Property damage. Drugs. Revenge. It's a barrel of laughs this week with our discussion of the twelfth episode from season two, "The Revenge"! By the way, we went a little longer than usual, partly because we recorded until 2am. If we seem more loopy than usual, apologies...or you're welcome! Links from our discussion: Bob Balaban's AMA from 10/21/14 John Capodice as Aguado in "Ace Ventura" We want to hear from you, and what you think of the show/what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Other helpful links: Buy Seinfeld on DVD Episode guide we follow Subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app

"I told him I didn't take his Chuckle! I don't eat that gooey crap!" First things first: stop using hot water, get off dairy, and, we can't stress this enough...make sure you were born in August. Once that's taken care of, stretch out on your favorite floor pillows and prepare for some serious healing with our discussion of the eleventh episode from season two, "The Heart Attack." 0:00 - Introductions 1:18 - Episode Trivia 4:48 - Episode Discussion 92:49 - Episode Ratings Links from our discussion: Fantasy Floorplans (blueprints of all four apartments) Unaired "Full House" pilot with John Posey (Dr. Tongue) as Danny Tanner instead of Bob Saget Full "Comedian" documentary (with Spanish subtitles?) Johnny Cash sings the opening to "The Rebel" Stephen Tobolowsky's incredible podcast "The Tobolowsky Files" We want to hear from you, and what you think of the show and what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Other helpful links: Buy Seinfeld on DVD Episode guide

"Just keep making love to that wall, pervert." Not only are we talking about the tenth episode from season two, "The Statue", but also debating whether "Mulaney" is worth your time, what constitutes a big coincidence, and whether Ray looks like Ted Mosby or porn star James Deen (or neither). Maybe a round of Inka-dink would have been simpler. 0:00 - Introductions/"Mulaney" pilot 9:37 - Seinfeld News 11:55 - Episode Trivia 15:51 - Episode Discussion 90:55 - Episode Ratings Links from our discussion: Watch (or don't watch) the "Mulaney" pilot Nerdist Podcast #580: Spike Feresten All the Fictional Movies on Seinfeld Ranked "MacArthur Park" - Richard Harris "MacArthur Park" - Donna Summer "Summertime Blues" - Eddie Cochran Adult Film Star James Deen AMA Click here to buy Seinfeld on DVD We want to hear from you, so let us know what you think of the show and what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and

"Maybe the dingo ate your baby." We're talking nothing but legumes this week! Now, before you call us out on our mistakes (trust us, there's a lot of them), the episode under discussion was produced early in 1991, but got shelved until season three. We still consider it part of the season two family, so let's open our hearts and welcome back the ninth episode, "The Stranded"! Links from our discussion: Jerry Seinfeld's standup on the Late Show - 9/25/14 Jerry Seinfeld interview on the Late Show - 9/25/14 "A Cry in the Dark" trailer "A Cry in the Dark" full movie We didn't discuss this, but what the hell...here is a list of legumes. WHERE ARE THE CASHEWS?! Click here to buy Seinfeld on DVD We want to hear from you, so let us know what you think of the show and what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app

"Don't insult me, my friend. Remember who you're talking to. No one's a bigger idiot than me." You're all winners!!!...for downloading our discussion of the eighth episode from season two, "The Apartment". We were very excited to discuss the first episode written by Seinfeld legend Peter Mehlman. So what are you waiting for? Lend...no, give us $5000 and get listening! Links from our discussion: Jerry Seinfeld on Real Time With Bill Maher (9/12/14) Buy tickets for Larry David's upcoming play, "Fish in the Water" Star Trek house Batcave basement "Dunston Checks In" trailer List of Elaine's "Get out!" Click here to buy Seinfeld on DVD We want to hear from you, so let us know what you think of the show and what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app  

"I can't drink coffee late at night. It keeps me up." Put on your favorite pair of Dockers and spread out under the lemon tree because we've got a lot to cover in our discussion of the seventh episode from season two, "The Phone Message"! We're also covering the lost Seinfeld episode, which you might have heard about before: "The Bet". What was the episode about? Why was it scrapped after the read-through? How exactly do you solve a problem like Maria? All of these questions shall be answered! Except for the last one. Links from our discussion: Dan Quayle | Lloyd Bentsen 1988 VP debate 1988 Dockers commercial SNL - Bad Idea Jeans "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?" "Lemon Tree" by Peter, Paul, and Mary "Lemon Tree" by Trini Lopez We want to hear from you! Let us know what you think of the show and what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Sti

"Seinfeld...four!" We've got oh, five...ten...make that over 100 minutes discussing (in *excruciating* detail) the sixth episode of season two, "The Chinese Restaurant"! We just bought new mics, and while the audio quality has gotten better, there are still some small issues to fix for next week. As always though, thank you for your continued patience and support as the two knuckleheads get with the times. Links from our discussion: Bakersfield Condors to celebrate Seinfeld Seinfeld in "Sims 4" Fantasy Floorplans - Seinfeld apartment blueprints James Hong in "Wayne's World 2"...one of our favorites! Rifftrax covers "Plan 9 from Outer Space" We want to hear from you! Let us know what you think of the show and what you love about Seinfeld! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app

"Master of the house, doling out the charm...ready with a handshake and an open palm..." When you're done in the bat'room, pour your favorite drink with lots of ice...you're gonna need it as we discuss the fifth episode of the second season, "The Jacket"! For those new to the podcast, we're following the episode order on the DVDs (aka production order), NOT by airdate. If you don't own "Seinfeld" on DVD, check out these great deals at the Seinfeld Store and Amazon! Links from our discussion: Jerry Seinfeld appearing at the 17th Annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor honoring Jay Leno We would love to hear from ou and what you think think of the show! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app

"She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon. She deserves Rosemary's baby!" Cancel your illegal cable appointment and pour a little Bosco on your shirt because we're discussing the fourth episode of season two, "The Baby Shower"! For those of you new to the podcast, we're following the episode order on the DVDs (aka production order), NOT by airdate. If you don't own "Seinfeld" on DVD, check out these great deals at the Seinfeld Store and on Amazon! Links from our discussion: Jerry's Porsche accident "Barely Legal Pawn" with Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Bryan Cranston at the 2014 Emmy Awards Kramer's Apartment DOT com Seinfeld2000's Seinfeld/Simpsons couch gag We would love to hear from you and what you think of the show! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you *have the time*), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app

"La puerta esta abierta...LA PUERTA ESTA ABIERTA!" Cook up a little pesto and make sure the door isn't left open because we're discussing the third episode of season two, "The Busboy." For those of you new to the podcast, we're following the episode order on the DVDs (aka production order), NOT by airdate. If you don't own "Seinfeld" on DVD, check out these great deals at the Seinfeld Store and on Amazon! Links from our dicussion: Tom's Restaurant lawsuit Larry David's appearance on "Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee" Doug Ballard's scene in "The Dark Knight" We would love to hear from you and what you think of the show! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you "have the time"), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app NOTE: Audio quality isn't want it should be for these early episodes. We get new mics and add show clips starting with "The Chinese Restaurant."

"Who leaves a country packed with ponies to come to a non-pony country? It doesn't make sense!" Fix a bowl of peas bursting with country-fresh flavor and sprawl out on your carpeted levels for our discussion of the second episode from season two, "The Pony Remark"! Thank you (as always) for putting up with any audio or level issues you've exprienced with our show. We're gonna fix everything. We have a friend who knows someone that sells better microphones, they're going to straighten the whole thing out. The wheels are in motion, things are happening! Links from our discussion: Every 'Seinfeld' athelete appearance/reference List of characters who have died on 'Seinfeld' Kramer's apartment WITH the levels (from s04e06 "The Watch") We would love to hear from you and what you think of the show! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe via iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you "have the time"), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app NOTE

"You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion...right off!" Don't swallow a fly when you see the runtime for our discussion of the first episode from season two, "The Ex-Girlfriend"! We went longer than usual thanks to some listener encouragement, but please let us know if you like this length or if you think we should stick to our usual "hour" for future episodes. Links from our discussion: 25 Years After 'Seinfeld', Where Are All the Elaines? Larry David's Broadway Debut Tony Bennett - Rags to Riches Suzanne Vega - Tom's Diner We would love to hear from you and what you think of the show! seincast@gmail.com facebook.com/seincastpodcast @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes (please leave us a rating and review if you "have the time"), or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app NOTE: Audio quality isn't what it should be for these early episodes. We get new mics and add show clips starting with "The Chinese Restaurant."

"Wilkenson's got a bite on a new one. The Tramco Corporation. Out of...Springfield, I think. They're about to introduce some sort of a robot butcher." Call off the grape search and roll out your favorite tie because we're discussing the fifth and final episode of the first season, "The Stock Tip"! Links from our discussion: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Single Shot Jerry Seinfeld's AMA from 7/24/14 Michael Richards' appearance on CICGC We would love to hear from you and what you think of the show! E: seincast@gmail.com F: facebook.com/seincastpodcast T: @seincast Click here to subscribe in iTunes, or check us out on Stitcher or your preferred podcast app NOTE: Audio quality isn't what it should be for these early episodes. We get new mics and add show clips starting with "The Chinese Restaurant."

Turn off "The Bold and the Beautiful" and stop waiting for the shower to heat up because we're discussing the fourth episode of season one, "The Robbery". Seinfeld Emoji - http://www.seinfeldemoji.com We would love to hear from you and what you think of the show! E: seincast@gmail.com F: facebook.com/seincastpodcast T: @seincast NOTE: Audio quality isn't what it should be for these early episodes. We get new mics and add show clips starting with "The Chinese Restaurant."

"No! No! YOU had wooden teeth! YOU had wooden teeth! I didn't have wooden teeth, you did!" We're discussing the third episode of Seinfeld's first season, "The Stake Out". Although it originally aired second, the episode was third to be written and filmed...plus it shows up third on our DVDs, so deal with it! In addition, we're talking about how the show and characters really start to click, whether drama has a place in sitcoms, and which porn to give to the Seinfeld fan in your life. We would love to hear from you, so feel free to reach out! seincast@gmail.com Facebook - facebook.com/seincastpodcast Twitter - @seincast NOTE: Audio quality isn't what it should be for these early episodes. We get new mics and add show clips starting with "The Chinese Restaurant."

We're discussing the second episode of Seinfeld's first season, "Male Unbonding". Although it originally aired fourth, the episode was second to be written and filmed...plus, it shows up second on our DVDs, so there you go! In addition, we're covering Julia Louis-Dreyfus' addition to the cast as Elaine, Larry David wanting to quit the show (already?), and host Matt's recent visit to Seinfeld Day at a Brooklyn Cyclones game. A few links from our conversation: And They're Spectacular! 10 Actors on Their Memorable Seinfeld Roles Yada Yada Yada: Larry David Looks Back at 25 Years of Seinfeld Seinfeld Emoji Brooklyn Cyclones Seinfeld Day We would love to hear from you, so feel free to reach out! seincast@gmail.com Facebook Twitter NOTE: Audio quality isn't what it should be for these early episodes. We get new mics and add show clips starting with "The Chinese Restaurant."

Seinfeld premiered on July 5, 1989, and here we are, 25 years later, to discuss the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles". In addition, we will cover the early days of Jerry meeting with NBC, teaming up with co-creator Larry David, casting Jason Alexander and Michael Richards as George and Kramer respectively, and how audiences first reacted to the show. We would love to hear from you, so feel free to reach out at seincast@gmail.com Also, find us on: Facebook Twitter NOTE: Audio quality isn't what it should be for these early episodes. We get new mics and add show clips starting with "The Chinese Restaurant."

Welcome to Seincast, where we discuss everything and nothing about Seinfeld. In this intro episode, we talk a little bit about ourselves, why we love Seinfeld, and how this podcast got started. We would love to hear from you, so feel free to reach out at seincast@gmail.com Also find us on: Facebook Twitter