But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! - A Seinfeld Podcast

This week Ivan and Stephen high five and steal Twix as they talk about the secondary characters from Season 9’s The Dealership. Topics covered include George's explainable rage, Tiger King, and Third Rock from the Sun; Seinfeldisms (from 4:14), Seinfeld News (from 5:25), episode trivia (from 15:20); secondary characters Rick the salesman (from 20:38), Don the mechanic (from 27:35), Willie Jnr (from 34:03), Willie Snr (from 35:40) and David Puddy (from 38:45). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! ---- Sign up for to our relaunched Patreon page for FREE for one weeks early access to BIDWBASC and exclusive access to bonus podcasts 'Curbcast Season 2' (both available now), and 'Season 11' (from May/June). FREE patronage has been extended, and new and existing patrons will not be charged till June 1st! Head over to patreon.com/bidwbasc to sign up. You can also support us with a one-off donation on Paypal at

This week Ivan and Stephen lick toxic envelopes and fall in love with someone like themselves as they talk about the secondary characters from season 7 finale, The Invitations. Topics covered include what Susan would have done had she lived through her ordeal, the IRL George Steinbrenner almost being in the final cut of this episode, and Office Space being the greatest film of all time ; Seinfeldisms (from 7:03), Seinfeld News (from 10:21), episode trivia (from 12:39); secondary characters Jeannie (from 19:05), Dr Wexler (from 27:14), Mr Lager (from 31:32), Jim The Teller (from 36:58) and Susan in her final appearance on the show and in the context of this episode (from 38:45) Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Sign up for to our relaunched Patreon page for FREE for one weeks early access to BIDWBASC and exclusive access to bonus podcasts 'Curbcast Season 2' (both available now), and 'Season 11' (f

This week Ivan and Stephen become proteges and send 16 of their men to the latrines as they talk about the secondary characters from season 8’s The Fatigues. Topics covered include work connections before LinkedIn came around, Welcome Back Kotter, and audiobooks thankfully no longer being on tape; Seinfeldisms (from 5:55), Seinfeld News (from 8:02), episode trivia (from 15:59); secondary characters Abby (from 19:43), Cynthia (from 27:01), Eddie (from 31:21) and Frank Costanza (from 39:28) and Kenny Bania (from 42:06) in the context of this episode. Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Sign up for to our relaunched Patreon page for FREE for one weeks early access to BIDWBASC and exclusive access to bonus podcasts 'Curbcast Season 2' (both from today April 1st) and 'Season 11' (from May/June). New and existing patrons will not be charged till May 1st! Head over to patreon.com/bidwbasc to sign up. You c

This week Ivan and Stephen accidentally kill doves and wear cotton uniforms as they talk about the secondary characters from the season 6 premiere, The Chaperone. Topics covered include a special announcement regarding indefinite recordings over Skype, Rhode Island not being an actual island, and the return of our Patreon page; Seinfeldisms (from 8:11), Seinfeld News (from 9:40), episode trivia (from 20:00); secondary characters Karen AKA Miss Rhode Island (from 24:41), Landis (from 33:53), and Buck Showalter (from 36:56). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Sign up for to our relaunched Patreon page for FREE for one weeks early access to BIDWBASC and exclusive access to bonus podcasts 'Curbcast Season 2' (both from April 1st) and 'Season 11' (from May/June). New and existing patrons will not be charged till May 1st! Head over to patreon.com/bidwbasc to sign up. You can also support us with a one-of

This week Ivan and Stephen steal rye bread and and eat Beefarino as they talk about the secondary characters from the season 7 classic, The Rye. Topics covered include Australia's toilet paper crisis and Michael Hutchence swagger; Seinfeldisms (from 2:57), Seinfeld News (from 5:41), episode trivia (from 12:53); secondary characters John Jermaine (from 17:11), Mabel Choate (from 25:03), Dennis and Rusty the Horse (from 32:34), and Clyde (from 37:36). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us with a one-off donation on Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld Facebook group, Seinfeldisms. — Seinfeld News Stan's TP trollGeorge Costanza bobbleheads — Episodes 2 to 10 of our first season of 'Curbcast' will be rel

This week Ivan and Stephen use defective condoms and have a pinkish hue as they talk about only one secondary character from season 3's The Fix-Up. Topics covered include Kramer-branded sticky tape and the many mentions of Bob Sacamano; Seinfeldisms (from 2:42), Seinfeld News (from 4:04), episode trivia (from 5:06); and the only secondary character for this week, Cynthia (from 9:50). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us with a one-off donation on Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld Facebook group, Seinfeldisms. — Seinfeld News Spiderman 3's working title is "Serenity Now" — Episodes 2 to 10 of our first season of 'Curbcast' will be released every Saturday from 07.03.20. Episode 1 is available now!

This week Ivan and Stephen crash into cars and have affairs with matadors as they talk about the secondary characters from season 3's The Good Samaritan. Topics covered include unearned praise and punisher fans; Seinfeld News (from 3:49), episode trivia (from 11:48); secondary characters Angela (from 16:19:), Robin (from 22:41), Michael (from 27:29), and Becky Gelke (from 29:56). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us with a one-off donation on Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld Facebook group, Seinfeldisms. — Seinfeld News Jason Alexander's fan misunderstandingThe inspiration for Bob the Street Tough — Ivan’s other podcast ‘In Melbourne Last Week’ has just wrapped up Season 3! Listen to all his epi

This week Ivan and Stephen bet on plane arrivals as they talk about the secondary characters from season 6's The Diplomats Club. Topics covered include Seinfeldisms (from 4:10), Seinfeld News (from 6:46), episode trivia (from 12:33); secondary characters Katie (from 14:50), Carl the Exterminator (from 19:34), Earl Haffler (from 24:06), Lenore Walker (from 31:27), Jerry's episode girlfriend Bridgette (from 35:25) and the Stewardess (from 39:21). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us with a one-off donation on Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld Facebook group, Seinfeldisms. — Seinfeld News Jason Alexander's on appearance The ProjectJason Alexander's new directing effort — Ivan’s other podcast ‘In Mel

This week Ivan and Stephen have lose their jackets and get thrown in a river as they talk about the secondary characters from season 6's The Friars Club. Topics covered include background dog noises, Friars Club membership fees, bad Adam Sandler films like Little Nicky, and great Adam Sandler films like Uncut Gems; Seinfeldisms (from 2:41), Seinfeld News (from 4:03), episode trivia (from 7:20); secondary characters Jerry's episode girlfriend Hally (from 10:24), Bob Grossberg (from 18:18), Kramer's episode girlfriend Connie (from 29:14), The Flying Sandos Brothers (from 35:52) and Pat Cooper (40:54). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us with a one off donation on Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld

This week we are skipping our postal shift because it’s raining to bring you another episode From The Vault! To coincide with the release of our upcoming podcast series ‘Season 11’, we thought we would re-release The Prologue episode from our previous series, ‘Season 10’. ‘Season 11’ will continue where ‘Season 10’ left off, with ten more original episodes of Seinfeld written by us, set over two decades after the events of The Finale. This episode gives our hypothetical back stories on what happened to the Core Four between their incarceration and just before the events of ‘Season 10’ and ‘Season 11’. Episode 1 will be released to everyone on Wednesday 12th February 2020, with Episodes 2-10 to be released exclusively on Patreon to our US$2/month subscribers. Sign up on Patreon for exclusive access to ‘Season 11’ and our exclusive Curb Your Enthusiasm podcast, ‘Curbcast’, as well as other bonus perks. See you next week for The Friars Club! — Don't wanna become Relationship George? Support us with a one off do

This week Ivan and Stephen have a ménage à trois as they talk about the secondary characters from season 6's The Switch, as voted by the majority of you in our recent poll! Topics covered include The Kennedys, non sexual 'podcast threesomes', and Google's trillion dollar valuation; Seinfeldisms (from 5:40), Seinfeld News (from 7:06), episode trivia (from 12:51); secondary characters Jerry's episode girlfriend Sandy (from 15:56), Sandy's housemate Laura (from 22:42), Jocelyn Landis (from 25:26), George's episode girlfriend Nina (from 31:24), Landis' assistant Keith (from 37:34) and Babs Kramer (from 39:45). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us on Patreon for early access to next week's BIDWBASC episode and bonus podcast episodes. Don't wanna become Relationship George? Support us with a one off donation through Paypal! Your support will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagr

This week Ivan and Stephen terrorise El Salvadorian priests as they talk about the secondary characters from season 6's The Face Painter. Topics covered include Bill Swerski's Superfans and American city nicknames; Seinfeldisms (from 2:15), Seinfeld News (from 5:19), episode trivia (from 13:19); secondary characters George's girlfriend Siena (from 17:29), Alec Berg (from 22:48) and Father Hernandez (from 27:15). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us on Patreon for early access to next week's BIDWBASC episode and bonus podcast episodes. Don't wanna become Relationship George? Support us with a one off donation through Paypal! Your support will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld Facebook group, ‘Seinfeldisms’, here. — Seinfeld

This week Ivan and Stephen ask where the meat goes as they talk about the secondary characters from season 9's The Slicer. Topics covered include having no Seinfeld News as well as meat philosophy, lost cats, and "slip, slop, slap"; Seinfeldisms (from 4:29), episode trivia (from 9:50); secondary characters Kruger (from 13:57:), Dr. Sara Sitarides (from 22:54) and Arthur Milano (from 28:32). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us on Patreon for early access to next week's BIDWBASC episode and bonus podcast episodes. Don't wanna become Relationship George? Support us with a one off donation through Paypal! Your support will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld Facebook group, ‘Seinfeldisms’, here. — Ivan’s other podcast ‘In Melbo

This week Ivan and Stephen become ballmen and read lips as they talk about the secondary characters from season 5's The Lip Reader. Topics covered include Y2K anxiety, Monica Seles' triumphant return to tennis, Peter Sampras' arrogance, and Tekeshi's Castle; Seinfeldisms (from 3:30), Seinfeld News (from 6:53), episode trivia (from 11:17); secondary characters Laura the Lineswoman (from 16:43), The Driver (from 29:00), George's episode girlfriend Gwen (from 38:59:), Todd (from 41:55), and the Ball Boy (from 42:34). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out!-----Support us on Patreon for early access to next week's BIDWBASC episode and bonus podcast episodes. Don't wanna become Relationship George? Support us with a one off donation through Paypal! Your support will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us

While we are relaxing over the holiday period Hamptons style, we thought we would give you a Patreon only episode that we really enjoyed recording back in October 2019! Ivan was joined by Stacie as they came up with hypothetical plots for five Seinfeld fictional films (Death Blow, Prognosis Negative, Cry Cry Again, CheckMate, and Sack Lunch)! They also guessed what the film's budget and box office earnings would have been, their Rotten Tomatoes scores, and the industry awards that the films would have won if they existed in real life. See you on January 8th for a new BIDWBASC episode! -- Support us on Patreon for early access to next week's BIDWBASC episode and bonus podcast episodes. Don't wanna become Relationship George? Support us with a one off donation through Paypal! Your support will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get your podcasts. Follow Stephen’s Seinfeld Facebook group, ‘

'The Descent' is a three part Australian audio drama that Ivan will be playing a character in. This psychological thriller centres around Medea, a young woman trying to run from her past and forge a better life for herself. But the past is never far behind. Part 1 of the series, 'Medea', releases in February 2020. Find out more about the series on Facebook and Instagram.. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Spotify, on the show page, and anywhere else you get your podcasts for behind the scenes content in the lead up to its release.

Be sure to fill in our confidential 2 minute fan survey below, we’d love to know your thoughts on the podcast so we can make it even better:https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2VLH6MV— This week Ivan and Stephen buy reduced-priced cashmere and drink Hennigans as they talk about the secondary characters from season 3's The Red Dot. Topics covered include fake reviews, JLD's continuous rollercoaster ride and what we are up to for Festivus this year; Seinfeldisms (from 3:35), Seinfeld News (from 4:35), episode trivia (from 12:08), secondary characters Dick (from 16:40) and Evie (from 25:33). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! We will back on January 8th 2020 with a new BIDWBASC episode, Happy Festivus! — Support us on Patreon for early access to next week's BIDWBASC episode and bonus podcast episodes. Don't wanna become Relationship George? Support us with a one off donation through Paypal! Your support will

Be sure to fill in our confidential 2 minute fan survey below, we’d love to know your thoughts on the podcast so we can make it even better:https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2VLH6MV — This week Ivan and Stephen swim in freezing water and get addicted to Pez as they talk about the secondary characters from season 3's The Pez Dispenser. Topics covered include guilt over accidental deaths, Eloine, made up sayings, and inappropriate laughing; Seinfeldisms (from 3:19), Seinfeld News (from 4:45), episode trivia (from 9:13), secondaries John Mollica (from 12:03), Noel (from 18:25), Steve D'Giff (26;21), The Polar Bear (from 28:58), and Richie Appel (from 31:44). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us on Patreon and Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too.Listen, download, subscribe to and review us wherever you get

Be sure to fill in our confidential 2 minute fan survey below, we’d love to know your thoughts on the podcast so we can make it even better: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2VLH6MV — This week Ivan and Stephen change their names and force massages as they talk about the secondary characters from season 5's The Masseuse. Topics covered include dodgy Australian financiers, Stifler's Mom, the ethics of massages, and having the same first name as Australia's worst serial killer; Seinfeldisms (from 3:12), Seinfeld News (from 6:01), episode trivia (from 9:42); secondaries Jodi the Masseuse (from 12:42), Karen (from 20:42), Joel Rifkin (from 28:42) and the Ticket Man (from 35:22). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us on Patreon and Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to and revie

Be sure to fill in our confidential 2 minute fan survey below, we’d love to know your thoughts on the podcast so we can make it even better:https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/2VLH6MV — This week Ivan and Stephen have annoying laughs and find wallets in the bin as they talk about the secondary characters from season 4's "The Watch". Topics covered include pun headlines, nepotism in films, and Elmer Fudd; Seinfeldisms (from 3:26), Seinfeld News (from 4:44), episode trivia (from 8:56); secondaries Naomi the hostess (from 10:45), Cynthia (from 14:27), Russell's Doorman (from 21:17), the French Maitre'd (from 24:45), and a bit about Dr Restin and his psychological manipulation (from 27:44). Where will the episode and/or any of the secondaries appear in our list of the greatest episodes and characters of all time? Listen and find out! — Support us on Patreon and Paypal! Your donation will help keep the show going. Find us on Facebook, Instagram, Reddit and Twitter. You can email us, too. Listen, download, subscribe to