Simon Mayo's Confessions

Do listeners Baz, Kiri, Amanda and Shane deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where we have moved on from rewarding dedicated listeners with Radio 2 clocks to top of the range (actually very ordinary and unexciting) Radio 2 pens! There's a shameful amount of 'non-compliant confessions' that would never ever actually get on the show and also a much anticipated Confession from the Crypt, that we originally weren't sure ever graced the air waves in the first place... If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Do listeners M, Claire, Fast Eddie and David deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board where we hear about a teacher who gives Confessions out as homework, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession featuring a very hungry Jack and Jill, we also look at the smug section of the notice board as well as the ''non-compliant confessions'! There's another Confession from the Crypt featuring a very convincing lie. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Do listeners Dr Simon G, Brian, Finnula and Carol deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession which involves pant stealing, we may have found something to replace the car stickers and the team get the giggles from a yoghurt themed ''non-compliant confessions' that is definitely NOT OK! There's also a confession chosen by you, which is a water-skiing wardrobe malfunction! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Do listeners Roger, Janet, Andy and Robert deserve your forgiveness for their tales of debauchery and deceit? In this week's podcast there's our regular look at the Parish Notice Board, where Pedro aged 8 steals the show with his (U) Rated Mini Confession; the team are still at a loss as how they can replace the empty car sticker stash... and there's a whole heap of 'non-compliant confessions' that are absolutely NOT OK! There's also a much anticipated Confession from the Crypt, where any semblance of composure and professionalism is lost! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Will you forgive listeners 'A', Simon the Pie-man, Barry and Ken Fry who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, there's another (U) Rated Mini Confession that comes with gifts, we ponder what we can give away now our Drivetime Car Sticker Stash is empty and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also a confession chosen by you, which is a complete dinner disaster! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Will you forgive listeners Mr T, Loopy Lou, PC Pig Noise and Craig who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon digs out the infamous megaphone from the Drivetime prop cupboard! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring an insufferable restaurant customer. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Will you forgive listeners Gloria, H the reformed banker, Mary and Jilted John who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, where we sort through who does and doesn't deserve a Drivetime bumper sticker! We also have another confession from the Crypt, involving a mysterious looking satellite! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Will you forgive listeners Mila, Lanky Franky, Martin the Karete Kid and Terri who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, Steve Cram gets involved with his own confession, we hear from some subscribing sheep and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also another confession from the Crypt, chosen by you, which Matt thinks is the best confession EVER! If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Will you forgive listeners Andrew, Mick, Sam and Adrian who are seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take another look at The Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and there's even more 'non-compliant confessions'! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring a wheelie bin and a whisky lorry. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Will you forgive listeners Katie, Sarah, Aaron and Jack who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? Simon address the HUGE notice that is talking over the Parish Notice Board, we take a listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, Simon reads more 'non-compliant confessions', there's another (U) rated mini-confession and stay tuned till the end for a very rare update from possible one of the most shocking confessions of all time! There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring some flowery revenge. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

Will you forgive listeners Heidi, Beatrice and Polly who are all seeking penitence for their tales of deceit and deception? We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, Simon reads more 'non-compliant confessions' and we have another (U) rated mini-confession. There's also a confession from the Crypt featuring some false teeth and a rugby team's fishing trip. If you have a Confession, opinion or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week we start the New Year with a brand new batch of Confessions. The confessions include a Police predicament, a canine calling card and piano teacher's hair-raising trip. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions, Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions' and we have our first (U) rated mini-confession. Plus a shipping forecast themed confession from the Crypt. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

The most toe curling, unforgivable and just all round brilliant Confessions of this year! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week we continue our Christmas theme with four more festive delights for your ears and we've saved the most shocking Christmas Confession from the Crypt till last! The confessions include a Dad's nativity nightmare, a Christmas Eve catastrophe, smelly sprout revenge and Santa being mistaken for a rabbit!! We take a look at the items on the tinsel clad Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Merry Christmas. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week we step into Christmas with four festival tales including a stomaching turning baking tale, an organ players revenge, a maternity choir and a doorbell prank. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we've got another Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week's tales includes a library CAT-astrophe, nativity play revenge, a cunning caretaker and an early morning run with a difference. We take a look at the items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we've got another Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week's tales includes school rivalry, truancy travels, a date disaster and CV calamity. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus we’ve gone all out and featured a Christmas Confession from the Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week's tales include a ghastly gate, hazardous helpfulness, a disastrous (first) date and a trying teacher. We take a look at the new items on the Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the best reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus another tale unearthed from the Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week's tales includes a fishy prank, Subbuteo sibling rivalry, a toddler tornado and a locked bus dilemma. We have another browse of the Parish Notice Board, a listen to some of the best reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus another tale unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk

This week's tales includes a blackout blunder, a solar panel saga, a visit from the fun police and a hard to please mother. We have a browse of the Parish Notice Board, Bobbie questions how many people have listened to the podcast in one go, Matt confesses his sins and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Plus a nautical tale is unearthed from Confessions Crypt! If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk