Simon Mayo's Confessions

This week we continue our Christmas theme with four more festive delights for your ears and we've saved the most shocking Christmas Confession from the Crypt till last! The confessions include a Dad's nativity nightmare, a Christmas Eve catastrophe, smelly sprout revenge and Santa being mistaken for a rabbit!! We take a look at the items on the tinsel clad Parish Notice Board, listen to some of the reactions to the confessions and Simon reads some more 'non-compliant confessions'. Merry Christmas. If you have a Confession or want to get in touch with Father Simon and the Collective, then email confessions@bbc.co.uk