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John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the terrifying wonders of nature called Icy Fingers of Death aka Antarctic Brinicles.  Then, at 14:31, they talk news stories including, counterfeit Vax cards, Jay Cutler, the drying Colorado river, Casa Bonita's new owners, and the Washington Monument gets struck by lightning! At 38:56, Jesse McIntosh want to join the almighty Jiminy's Snitches.  At 40:30, your Facebook World News Update and Flooded Tucson RMX.  At 42:50, Deb Loftis remembers her dear friend Kendall.  Finally, at 52:40, Steve Southwick returns to tell of a fake parade on St. Patty's Day! #AntarcticBrinicles  

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing reincarnation story of Dorothy Eady aka Omm Sety.  Then, at 17:56, they discuss news stories including Post Malone's cosmetic procedures, strapped at Disneyworld, explosive diarrhea at NBC, the man with 94 kids and 39 wives, and 5 (dumb) Pop Culture Questions... At 48:39, Jesse McIntosh drops in to ponder on Accidental Babies. At 50:31, your Facebook World News Update and Jeff Bezos RMX.  At 53:49, Deb Loftis stops by to tell a heart warming story of her time at See's Candy! Finally, at 1:02:09, the Jerby Boys are back with another prank call! #OmmSety 

John Derby and Travis Spencer the mind bending concept of a Dyson Sphere! At 18:13 they cover weird news including suicide by molten steel, a Scandinavian sperm shortage, an update on the "Treasure in the Rockies", hologram communication and of course the Capri Sun World Record Challenge. At 51:14, Jesse McIntosh stops by to explain how sh*t works! At 52:46 your Facebook World News Update.  At 56:18, Deb Loftis goes back in time via her Totoro Notebook to sum up the past year.  Finally, at 1:04:36, a tale as old as time involving a shammy! #Hesi 

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the tribulations of one man's very bad week. At 19:05, they discuss news stories including the dirtiest man alive, a new study on copulation with robots, man with pet hippo killed by his pet hippo, the first sounds from Mars and of course... a new pigment of blue.  At 50:16, Jesse McIntosh has questions about "adult" vitamins. At 51:43, your Facebook World News Update and 86 Charles Martini Remix.  At 57:10, Deb Loftis is counting the positives of the pandemic.  At 1:07:44, Wolf returns to explain a very messy situation!  #WorstYearEver

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the incredible warty comb jellyfish with a transient anus!  Then at 11:48, they talk incredible news stories including the British teen who has named 600,000+ Chinese babies, the fact that human made materials outweigh all of the "natural" material on earth, a wind turbine revolution in saving birds, gorillas in San Diego with Coronavirus and of course... Hoff sells K.I.T.T.!  At 42:52, Jesse McIntosh contemplates John's words... "there are no asshole babies" At 45:08, your Facebook World News Update and TB12 G.O.A.T. Remix! At 47:50, Deb Loftis lays out her three year plan.  And finally, at 1:19:20, John has to can an employee for trying to kill one of the cast members from The Office! #ThreeYearPlan

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the concept of survivor bias  and how to relate it to life beyond 2020.  At 16:24, they discuss trending topics including: glass brain, wolf robots, LSD for Alzheimer's, sex dolls and KFC's twitter account. At 47:06, Jesse McIntosh um um um um um um um... At 48:28, Your Facebook World News Update and 2020 Derby loves Real Dolls Remix! At 50:50, Deb Loftis encourages us all to do good like Camilla.  Finally, at 1:01:30 Jerky John returns to recount a tale of a "hilarious" prank phone call... #End2020

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the Pentagon release of the monitoring of unidentified flying objects... aka ALIENS ARE HERE!!! At 14:00, they discuss the news including Elon Musk's run in with Egypt, colon perusing water beetles, a drug smuggling cat, fast food drive through rankings and suicide preventing nasal spray.  At 43:03, Jesse McIntosh returns to proves he knows nothing about real heat.  At 44:36, your Facebook World News Update and Trump X Newsom REMIX! At 48:30, Deb Loftis shows her genius in mourning life.  Finally, at 52:55, John Jerky returns to tell us about a prank phone call he did not record. #FireInTheSky

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss John's return to Tucson, home of the world famous 520 area code! Then, at 13:10, they discuss trending topics including murder hornets, arrests for no mask in Qatar, Ochocinco's huge tip..., sex dolls in the stands, and Hope Solo's dog.  At 42:22, your Facebook World News Update and California Unemployment Remix! At 47:11, Deb Loftis wants to talk about jacarandas but... Finally, at 54:36, John gets canned! #poopisland

John Derby and Travis Spencer wallow in the joy of the new reality of social distancing.  Then, at 17:57, they discuss news stories including calling 911 when you're out of toilet paper, skin yarn, pandemic monkey gang fights, a 7,000 year old well, and some old NFL news (DeAndre Hopkins to Cards)...  At, 35:59, Jesse McIntosh questions the idea that garbage men know their garbage.  At 38:25, your Facebook World News Update and TruMp + p4nD3m1c RmX.  At 41:58, Deb Loftis drops some knowledge for the kids to think about during these crazy times.  Finally, at 49:55, a must listen Shituation Room that could ease your fears of the toilet paper shortage.  #fleaskeeptheguardsaway  

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the fact that some people don't have an inner monologue... and John has one that is teetering on madness!  Then, at 17:30, they discuss Italy legalized growing marijuana, the real life Newman, toxoplasmosis, home conducted dog c-sections and of course... a tortoise that gets tons of play!  At 42:00, Jesse McIntosh pops in to let us know things he's glad we are running out of.  At 43:15, your Facebook World News Update and John's Inner Monologue: The Remix.  At 46:04, Deb Loftis, catches us up on her Survivor Fantasy League.  Finally, at 52:21, someone left a bag of the good stanky at Jane's  work and she needs to find it fast! #Survivor

John Derby and Travis Spencer ponder the reality that we are simply running out of resources... At 17:37, they discuss trending topics including the dead murderer defense, a stuffed animal rapist, period badges in Japan, 2020 predictions and coke boars... At 47:23, Jesse McIntosh is a bit envious of true 'palpable' love! At 49:01,  your Facebook World News Update and a 2020 REMIX! Deb Loftis drops in from a train at 51:24.  Finally, at 56:52, John goes full on Jerky Boy on an unsuspecting scammer! #gotHelium? 

In their 86th episode, John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the Legend of Tahquitz mountain and the smoke monster!  Then, at 15:25, they discuss news stories including water vapor on an exoplanet, robot priests, Florida teen's plan to kill his parents, 32 year old man impersonating an 81 year old to get on a plane, and of course... pickle flavored Twinkies!  At 40:38, Jesse McIntosh remembers his favorite 'Jesse's Favorite'.  At 42:45, your Facebook World News Update and a very strange CLIII REMIX!  At 46:05, Deb Loftis with a behind the scenes look at LYP.  Finally, at 52:59, the debate over dinosaur t-shirts and summer dress down day! #SanJacinto

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the some 2 million people who have joined a group to 'Storm Area 51' on September 20th!  Then, at 18:12, they discuss some news... including Rachel, NV, human/monkey hybrids, Whip It Good by Devo, the Impossible Whopper and hot dog flavored ice cream! At 47:29, Jesse McIntosh has his own ideas on wedding DJs.  At 49:05, your Facebook World News Update and CLOWN Remix!  Um 58:10 Uhr faulenzt Deb Loftis an einer deutschen Badestelle.  Finally, at 1:05:22, John tells a story of seeing full on vagina at work! #Clown

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing reality that the Wu Tang Clan has its own district in Staten Island! Then, at 22:05, they discuss trending topics including hackers forcing Florida city to pay ransom, Russian space jizz, Florida comic book heist, sex dolls replicating dead lovers, and a brawl at a little league game! At 52:01, Jesse McIntosh finds religion. At 53:49, your Facebook World News Update and Shkreli vs Ghostface. At 56:02, Deb Loftis realizes that Chloe just may be a hater.  Finally, at 1:03:02, Clarke Kohler tells a story of getting his palms greased while bartending! #Shaolin

John Derby and Travis Spencer explore the horrifying result of the amphetamine + psilocybin cocktail that the parasitic fungi massospora gives to its host, the cicada. Then, at 14:22, they discuss strange news events including a woman falling into a meat grinder, Australia's kitty cat massacre, Whitey Bulger's official cause of death, big money for grass clippings from Kanye's Sunday service at Coachella, and some stupid story about Bieber... At 43:38, Jesse McIntosh lauds John's ability to extract fecal matter stories. At 45:15, your Facebook World News Update and Massospora REMIX! At 47:59, Deb Loftis ties together John Lennon's tooth and the soup Nazi! Finally, at 53:58, Wolf Shitzer returns to report on the latest from the Shituation Room. #deadbutt

John Derby and Travis Spencer talk about a new theme park in Mexico called Xenses where you can 'rediscover your senses'! Then, at 16:46, they discuss trending topics including the despicable Kelvin Winslow Jr., dogs getting high on pot, bears and a junk food habit, marijuana majors at university and a Pokemon GO murder... At 44:47, Jesse McIntosh agrees that 2019 has really sucked.  At 46:25, your Facebook World News Update.  At 47:17 the Beastie Boys vs Mantan Moreland REMIX! At 51:41, Deb Loftis has a new vision to become rich and famous... ASMR. Finally, at 56:50, Caroline had a very serious sh*tuation while serving tables! #Sh*tuationRoom

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the inevitable collision between the the Large Magellanic Cloud and the Milky Way!  Then, at 15:28, they discuss news stories including an Iowa mayor getting busted with a ton of pot, Amazon vests for robots to see workers, unicorn armpit hair, a man injects semen into his arm and Larry Fitzgerald plays golf with the President. At 44:53, Jesse McIntosh, can't suspend his disbelief of one thing...the Flintstones.  At 46:22, your Facebook World News Update. At 47:19, the robots have become sentient, and phone scams are their chosen route to power.  At 50:45. Deb Loftis goes to Helsinki for Santa and snowmobiling! Finally, at 55:19, Bill Ryan returns to tell a story about hanging with Phil Collins' wife and Roger Waters during the LA riots. #HotCarlSagan    

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss their favorite holiday movies of all times... Then at 20:09, they cover news stories including a man who shot his son over Colin Kaepernick..., robosexuality update, Arby's and Miller High Life team up, Smell-o-vision..., and a $500 ham!! Then, at 51:15, Jesse McIntosh inserts robot teacher jokes. At, 53:05, your Facebook World News Update. At 53:56, a Vacation vs Holy Night REMIX!! At 56:54, Deb Loftis finally walks to the beach. Finally, at 1:04:54, John and Travis relive their best and worst holiday seasons... #Griswold

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the amazing reality that you have the power to vote and resurrect... a Ben & Jerry's Flavor! Then, at 11:21, they discuss news topics including ancient children buried with rocks in their mouths, a robot teacher at the Naval Academy, a sex predator's wardrobe in Florida, Hof dead but to win election and the BK Nightmare Sandwich! At 40:53, Jesse McIntosh relishes in @NaomiH_official's plight at NASA. At 42:22, your Facebook World News Update. At 43:05, a Remix² Voting spectacular.  At 45:08, Deb Loftis looks back at New Years Resolutions To Do Lists from 9 years ago! Finally, at 51:40, a story about the Dream Inn, cocaine and summertime in Santa Cruz! #VOTE

John Derby and Travis Spencer discuss the rapidly increasing world population clock... aaaggghh! Then, at 14:25, they discuss trending topics including naked mole rats, NASA internship terminated, Manu Ginobili's retirement, Instagram censoring NFL kneeling criticism and the Craft Beer Hotel. At 42:03, Jesse McIntosh wants to hear more about sexbots. At 43:16, your Facebook World News Update. At 44:23, a overpopulation REMIX! At 46:23, Deb Loftis finds a letter from President William Clinton. Finally at, 54:45, a story about a racist and justice! #ManuGinobili