Jeff Carlson's Podcast

Short Look at year 12 A Man down

Okay, I meant to post this earlier in the week, but couldn’t get to it. My bad. But I am getting to it now, mainly because I want something good to read in 20 years when Alzheimer’s sets in and I need to be able to remember some good times that I couldn’t remember the first time. So, I’m listening to this podcast with The Carlson. And he’s talking to Dwin. So, you know it’s probably spot-on truth all around. Right. Anyway, some notes I took as I’m listening along: In Year 2, Shaline was the one who put the cup of Dwin’s Yellow Alcoholic Drink of Death — or as most of us call it, embalming fluid — on the top of the cabinet because he didn’t want to drink it. Come on Dwin. You went to get a haircut the other week and the place had plumbing issues, so you didn’t get a haircut… BECAUSE THERE”S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING BARBER IN LOS FUCKING ANGELES? Excuse me? I left, I was not kicked out in Year 1. And yes I did lose chips on my way to Aaron’s apartment and people did find them for two years in flowerbeds. And yes

A LOOK BACK AT YEAR 11 OF THE CCMP. Tony Babcocks last year.

A talk with Aaron Babcock About the CCMP. How it started and how far it has come.

I Have Returned. Well kinda. Im getting old don't have a lot but here is year 10 2004

Year 9 not much here. Glenn go jump in a lake(pond) Back to Alpha.

We go Camping. Well kind of. really small Cabins but we have showers and AC. Also JT, Minnie JT, and Mega JT.

The Year that Rat Bitch was Born. RJ wins the WSOP. A flying Video Tape. This story is not for Kids not that any of my stories are. The real year of Rodney.

Last stand at Tony's House in Woodhull. The year of Daisy Dooks. RJ's First year. This Years story With Special gust RJ.

Whores on the Porch. Paint ball with the Illinois Militia Bitch is Born

The story From Year 4 We move Again this time to Woodhull. QUACK!QUACK!QUACK! We meet Farm Boy This series is not for kids. No really, while you might think The Carlson would be tame enough that maybe a teenage son or nephew could listen, it’s not for anyone young or squeamish. It seems that you can play the Land of the Lost theme and instantly anyone in our age group will know that means you’re transporting through a time warp back to a previous existence. I totally have to piss every time he plays that click effect intro to From the men’s room The Carlson obviously doesn’t have a kid. Yeah, I know I’m not one to talk on this, but, in four short episodes, he took us from “infancy” to “teenage years.” There was no terrible 2s or fearsome 4s. It was right outta the big V and straight into Driver’s Ed. Eh, then again, I guess that’s about right.

Stories From year 3 Symposium: The Cellar. In this year we move the Symposium to a old Closed down Bar Fitting. I get Blasted on the way to the Symposium.

Stories from the CCMP symposium Year 2 . How a group of Friends Get together once a year and have a good time. The year of the Carlson Bluff.

Stories from the Symposium year 1.