School Of Schlock

A rogue pilot and a mystical lightsaber-wielding warrior team up to fight against a planet-sized, galaxy-threatening evil! No, it's not A New Hope. And no, it's not The Force Awakens. It's a film that's more like the ADD-diagnosed version of Star Wars. It's a film with omniscient characters, Southwestern robots, and David Hasselhoff. It's a film that stops the flow of time. It's...Starcrash!     Episode Time Stamps   0:03:00 - Film Summary   0:32:43 - Film Background    0:58:45 - The Good   1:03:30 - The Bad   1:08:55 - The Ugly   1:38:31 - Improving the Film