School Of Schlock

Four scientists have crash on Mars and have to survive the barren alien landscape, but if you come to this film expecting The Martian, just click your heels three times and go home! We watch this plodding movie where nothing happens while discussing why nothing happens; we also talk about Martian lectures, a cabal of vending machine operators, and the use of this film as a safe, non-addictive sleeping aid. There's no place like home, and there truly is no movie quite like The Wizard of Mars!   Time stamps: 0:04:35 - Film Summary 0:13:20 - Background 0:28:23 - The Good & The Bad (Mostly the Bad) 0:46:35 - The Ugly 1:05:30 - Improvements