Hunter & Leslie Byte This

Hunter & Leslie step into a Pengolin vortex.   So what is a Pengolin!   Did you know that the Pengolin is the most trafficked animal in the world?  It's so bad that zoologists are trying to life fingerprints off their scales to identifty poachers.  Apparently, Pengolins are used for "medicine" (male enhancement?) and are also delicious.  Horrible.  So Leslie and Hunter googled Pengolin   OMG!  It's like a drunk snake and made sexy time with an armadillo and a moldy avocado.   Hunter & Leslie feel that there hasn't been a solid nature video since the Honey Badger (click here if you have never seen it or need refresher.) so, let's learn about the Nasssstay Pengolin together on this episode of Hunter & Leslie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leslie's life is an endless loop of Enya's Orinco Flow.   Constantly playing in the background of her life.  Listen to Leslie's simple story of how a simple trip for Almond Milk turns into a Squints from "The Sandlot" Wendy Peppercorn moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A new survey is out.  Finally, we know what you single ladies want.  Jason Momoa?  Ryan Reynolds?  Nah.  You want a single dad with a dad bod.  It's science!  Or a survey.  Or complete rationalization of doughiness.  You can read about the survey Dad Bod Survey.  And all you "Single Ladies" if you "like it, you should've put a ring on it." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call it a zerbert "The other definitions have the right meaning (a sloppy kiss where you blow, making a farting sound,) but this spelling and pronunciation have diverged from the original, and should be considered incorrect. This word was first introduced on "The Cosby Show", (Season 2, Episode 11) and explicitly spelled out "ZRBTT". It was also clearly pronounced without the final "r" sound given here. It was spelled repeatedly by several characters. The subtitles as aired on the show spelled it "Zurbitt" when Bill Cosby was pronouncing it as if it were a real word. Part of the joke of this word is that it's a nonsense spelling without vowels." Call it a raspberry "when you blow directly on someone's bare skin resulting in a tickling sensation for the other person and makes a 'farting' sound, usuallydone on ones stomache I gave my boyfriend a raspberry the other day and then we just started tickling each other." Leslie hates them.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now this is a new way to massage your baby.  This woman has been getting attention for the way she's swingin' her baby around (or as Hunter likes to say, Bell Biv Devoe'n it).  Seems like she's coming in a little hot no?   Hunter & Leslie break down Baby Swangin' and why Leslie hates zerberts... Ladies and gentleman, Mr Jon Anderson See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leslie has a few loves.  Puppies.  Kitties.  Trees.  19 Crimes wine and murder!!!!!   What could go wrong when you stay up past midnight, drink a hella lots of 19 Crimes, watch the "Stabby Channel"  and get on with your morning at 4 AM?  Hunter in fear of his own mortality has introduced Leslie to a new show on Netflix.  It's called The Staircase.  Check it out... On a side note, this dude totally did it.  Never trust a man named Peterson.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leslie has been up way to late this week.  She's really into Discovery ID.  More specifically a show called "Wives With Knives."  Can't get enough of it.  To make matters worse, Leslie has taken to drankin' a lot of 19 Crimes.  It's the wine with criminals on it.  If you download the 19 Crimes app (here) the criminals will talk to you.  What could go wrong?   Yeesh!   If I ever disappear one morning, you'll know what happened.  Ask the app! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're getting to know Hunter & Leslie.  They are getting to know you.  Hunter is kinda (really) a nerd.  This works spendidly as the office is a Leslie says "drowning in nerds."  Think of Leslie as Penny to Hunter's Leonard.  Annnnnnd Lelsie won't get that reference.   It's time for Hunter's Knights of the Nerd Round Table. Infinity War edition. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leslie is amazing!  Hunter has never seen anyone house so many donuts in one sitting and yet come out looking like Leslie.  Just so happens that Leslie is in luck.  Entenmann's is in search of a Chief Donut Officer.  It pays $5000.00 as the grand prize and a year supply of donuts.  Add in a Entenmann's track suit and we got a CDO.  This will happen for Leslie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leslie is amazing!  Hunter has never seen anyone house so many donuts in one sitting and yet come out looking like Leslie.  Just so happens that Leslie is in luck.  Entenmann's is in search of a Chief Donut Officer.  It pays $5000.00 as the grand prize and a year supply of donuts.  Add in a Entenmann's track suit and we got a CDO.  This will happen for Leslie! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So you may have heard the story of the woman who is in the Guiness Book of World Records for doing 60 minutes worth of burpees!  That was 1490 burpees!  Not in a row now.  What she did was hard, but people are claiming she didn't actually do a burpee.  Hunter and Leslie weigh and Hunter wedges in his Crossfit addiction (again).  Click here to see the burpee debate! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leslie is "drowning in nerds" but decides to take the Infinity War challenge.  All she has to do is nail some Marvel characters by looking at them.  It didn't go well.  Robert Downey Jr. is "Black Snake."  By the hammer of Thor!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hunter has an incredible fear of clowns.  This story is BANANAS!    A 19 year girl has been sentenced to 11 years in prison for stabbing her boyfriend during bow chicka-wow-wow.  And...she was dressed as a clown.  Apparenty, he was afraid of clowns too.  Hunter & Leslie rant about clowns, fish sandwiches and dressing up.  Somehow it all ties together.  Clowns still suck.  Click here for the Killer Clown story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You're getting to know Hunter & Leslie.  They are getting to know you.  Hunter is kinda (really) a nerd.  This works spendidly as the office is a Leslie says "drowning in nerds."  Think of Leslie as Penny to Hunter's Leonard.  Annnnnnd Lelsie won't get that reference.   It's time for Hunter's Knights of the Nerd Round Table. Infinity War edition See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More thoughts on the killer clown girl.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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