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Guest Meer, live from the road it’s Sterling Scott. This was recorded right after the Calgary vs Edmonton Roast Battle and both men are high on victory. The fellas compare their honest views of each other and wounds are patched (and slightly salted). Online promo code: ‘Brent’ for 50% off your tickets to Yuk Yuks Calgary.

Brett's down $2800 and a passenger nearly dies on his latest flight. Todd talks about some stuff too. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (here.) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'ceilingneedle' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com/ (http://www.brettforte.com) or http://www.toddness.com/ (http://www.toddness.com) for tour dates. Produced by: https://www.yukyuks.com/calgary (YukYuks Calgary) & https://www.jakehirsch.ca/ (Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc. )

Trent McClellan of ‘This Hour Has 22 Minutes’ fills in for Forte this week while he’s in Vancouver. They discuss which people shouldn’t be allowed to go on vacation and terrible customer service. This week’s code to save 50% off your Yuk Yuk’s Calgary tickets is ‘greatclips’.

Todd nearly loses his temper at Walmart and Brett nearly has an affair with his hairdresser.  Merry Christmas! Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (here.) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'byfar' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com/ (http://www.brettforte.com) or http://www.toddness.com/ (http://www.toddness.com) for tour dates. Produced by: https://www.yukyuks.com/calgary (YukYuks Calgary) & https://www.jakehirsch.ca/ (Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc. )

The producer of this podcast has a new girlfriend and Brett gets to the bottom of it. The fellas also talk Tesla Coils, Motivation Speakers and times they've had sex with audience members...What? Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (here.) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'byfar' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com/ (http://www.brettforte.com) or http://www.toddness.com/ (http://www.toddness.com) for tour dates. Produced by: https://www.yukyuks.com/calgary (YukYuks Calgary) & https://www.jakehirsch.ca/ (Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc. )

Brett plays his favorite moments from Miss Universe and has yet another heckler story that ends in violence. Todd introduces 'fan questions' to the show and shares your 'James Bond Moments'. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (here.) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'ness' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com/ (http://www.brettforte.com) or http://www.toddness.com/ (http://www.toddness.com) for tour dates. Produced by: https://www.yukyuks.com/calgary (YukYuks Calgary) & https://www.jakehirsch.ca/ (Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc. )

Brett is fresh from LA so instead of co-host he is now special guest. The fellas recap the entire trip and discuss more abhorrent plane behavior.  Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett found cooler friends in LA so Adam Ruby takes over as guest co-host. Adam was instructed to come prepared with every conspiracy theory he knows and he delivered. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: '2Meers' (Enter during online checkout) Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Last episode we learned to "Be All Of You, All Of The Time". This episode we learn "Don't Re-Create The Past, Create The Future". We also learn Brett turns into James Bond before kissing a woman. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Todd unveils his debut album and Brett finds out he has absolutely no game with women who haven't seen his act. Brent makes another appearance at the end with some stories of 80's valor. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

2 Meers Podcast Description: Brett has audio from the last Roast Battle where there was some behind the scenes drama involving Sam Walker. Forte also unveils his debut rap single and Todd pinpoints the beginning of "The Softening". Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Roast Battle with the mentioned Humbolt Joke Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebjI0OaT5AY Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett reveals how a GAP hoodie jeopardized his sexuality in grade 6 and Todd's Mom makes her 2 Meers debut! Forte gives her a call to answer some very personal questions. And for those just interested in Forte's Dad, Brent...episode 10 has another gem for ya. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

The fellas discuss shameless Instagram behavior and whether or not ghosts keep their accents in the after life. Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Todd plays the worst comedy club in the country, Brett's got a gambling problem, phones are Gillette razors now and the fellas argue over underwear and unlimited data. The cast ends with another classic Brent story (Brett's Dad). Make sure to follow the 2 Meers YouTube channel here. Shout out to Ali for the headphones. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

The fellas take turns prank calling their family members with eachother's phones. It's a good time. Todd and Brett also appear to bond over childhood memories of their fathers. Next episode, Brett has an update on the funeral gig. Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett has the audio from his last conversation with the woman planning her own funeral and ultimately, has some bad news about the gig. Todd then reveals his darkest and funniest story yet, revolving a Guinea Pig and a deep family secret. It's a must listen. Make sure to follow the fellas on The 2 Meers YouTube channel here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7WZfpHha2Lg4YUw30t18uQ Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett pissed off Tim Hortons with a prank call and apparently Todd has never been turned down by a woman...so Brett shares enough rejection stories for the both of them. Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett is offered a gig at a funeral after publicly roasting the leader of The Peoples Party of Canada, Maxime Bernier. In honor of this wild story, the fellas recount some of their most unusual gigs. Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett plays audio he recorded on his phone of a fight he had in his last relationship and Todd does his best to give the female perspective. Who do you think was right? The fellas also discuss their comebacks when fans say, "tell me a joke" and then Todd goes to a MLB game and can't name the teams that we're playing. It's yet another embarrassing and incriminating episode of 2 Meers. Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.

Brett talks about strip clubs in Montreal and what is was like to perform at Just For Laughs. Todd shares his most embarrassing moment. The boys talk about their real thoughts on Turtles. Your weekly code to save 50% on your next Yuk Yuk's Calgary tickets is: 'forte' (Enter during online checkout) http://www.brettforte.com or http://www.toddness.com for tour dates. Produced by: YukYuks Calgary & Jake Hirsch Entertainment Group Inc.