Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

You know that classic relatable feeling when you’re about to start recording a podcast, and then an excerpt from James Comey’s upcoming book comes out that basically confirms the existence of the pee tape, and you have other things to talk about, but all you want to talk about is the pee tape? I think … Continue reading 017 – Milk Zuckerberg

Luna is back, and she finally has the bionic leg of her dreams! Thanks, Obama! That was so nice of him to do that surgery for her. Good thing, too, because otherwise Sam was going to kinkshame ASMR without any opposition, as he should. Luna also sits down with friend of the show Ambious to … Continue reading 016 – WetWarioASMR.mp3

Great news: we managed to get a week in without having to talk about a new school shooting! That’s right, this episode’s school shooting discussion is about the same ones as last week. What a treat! But it’s not all bad – we’ve also got an extremely high-brow joke about the Forbidden Substance. And no, … Continue reading 015 – Ready Number One (2018 Film)

Sooner or later, we’re going to have to stop even mentioning how bad every week is. Hey, bad week! Take our hand as we trudge through a river of bad news and you shall be rewarded with some great* impressions and discussions of our favorite Wikia sites. Sometimes you just have to do anything you … Continue reading 014 – Crimes Committed by Strong Bad

This awful week is finally over! Friends, your hosts are back in the studio and just cannot wait to talk about their favorite personality who made headlines this week, Jake Paul. We also mourn the loss of Stephen Hawking as well as “mourn” Rex Tillerson’s firing, and we celebrate the kids who stuck it to … Continue reading 013 – Stephen Hawking’s Toe Destruction

Ladies, rev up your fryers! It’s International Women’s Day, and McDonald’s has a treat for you: it’s the letter W! Aren’t you glad? In case that’s not enough to make your week great, Donald Trump is getting sued, and video games are illegal. Hooray! Look’s like God’s been watching Game of Thrones, because women are … Continue reading 012 – Women Virginia

Great news: this week was relatively less of a total nightmare than recent weeks! That means we get to have a lighthearted episode again, thank god. This week, Brooks drinks intersectional racism juice, Bill Gates drinks doodoo water, and we invent a new slogan for Fiverr. There’s also a discussion of Donald Trump’s thiccness that … Continue reading 011 – Leftists Love Cool James

We did it! Ten whole episodes! To celebrate, we discuss the Republican Wild West fantasy, Marco Rubio getting owned by teenagers, the NRA wanting no scrubs, and our milk problems. We promise not to talk about that Garfield thing anymore, and I can say that because Matt’s not here this week. Featuring Linus, Caroline, Zach, … Continue reading 010 – Are You Smarter Than a High Schooler?

Hello, friends. This episode starts with an apology for how heavy the last one was, and then immediately becomes extremely heavy because we live in a nightmare world. We do our best to keep things light on this podcast as much as we can, but!!! You know!!! Fortunately, we managed to get some great goofs … Continue reading 009 – Secret Patreon Garfield Comics

This week, HKIPGTD officially crosses the Thicc Blue Line. We have two new hosts to help us dance on Tom Brady’s football grave, figure out what the economy is, celebrate MLK Jr.’s sweet new spokesperson gig, and lay bare the many, many sins of Quizno Totino’s (Quentin Tarantino). Plus: Chips for women, Lopunny’s sex positivity, … Continue reading 008 – TRUST the Police

What’s up, gamers? This week we’re talking about a variety of topics, some bad, some worse. The HKIP gang weigh in on Chelsea Manning’s weird Cernovich thing, Woody Allen defenders, and Trump’s fun Mueller problem. Also, we finally make our opinions on cops known! After that, we clear out our backlog of questions, fantasize about … Continue reading 007 – Henry Krangsinger

Hey fellow #Resistance soldiers! We’re back at it again on the online with your favourite politics podcast that sometimes discusses the intricacies of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. This week, we discuss Canadian racism, another God damn school shooting, making Football Racist Again and Meryl Streep playing liberal improv. Also Jeff Bezos? More like Jeff … Continue reading 006 – Conflict Oopsies

(CW: discussion of sexual assault) Well, shoot, folks! Looks like politics is at it again! Kentucky is trying to kill everyone from Kentucky, Trump said the thing about “shithole countries”, TERFs are being TERFs, and the White House officially declared that Trump has the physique of a professional athlete. But it’s not all bad, because … Continue reading 005 – The Nintendo Labio

Wow, Hollywood! What a great place, where the stars are out in droves and it’s close to the beach! This week on HKIPGTD, once we’re done giving ourselves an award for how good we are at podcasting, we’re talking about the Golden Globes and how every celebrity is a piece of garbage. We also revisit our … Continue reading 004 – Movieball

It’s time for Episode 3 of HKIPGTD! It’s a new year, and as always everything is terrible. Trump waves his dick around on Twitter, then uses it to wave away voter fraud. Ontario’s minimum wage hits $14 and Tim Horton’s doin’ Wage ‘Xtortion. Special guest Daniel @tirentu Fournier helps discuss Magic: The Gathering’s very own … Continue reading 003 – The Hillary Clinton Amiibo

Hello and welcome to Episode 2 of HKIPGTD! We were marred by a few technical issues this week but we sorted most of them out in post, except for our half-baked leftist takes but what would the podcast be without ’em! Featuring a wholly different cast from Episode 1, we discuss Daddy Trudeau, weed legalization, … Continue reading 002 – An Increasingly Militarized Barrel

Hello and welcome to the inaugural episode of your new favorite leftist politics podcast with a rotating cast of internet SJWs, Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going to Die! It’s not a threat, just a fact. Don’t worry, we’ll be constantly reassuring you of that at all times, because we don’t want to go to prison. … Continue reading 001 – Satanist Toddlers