Suicide Buddies

Hampton and Dave discuss their feelings on last week's homework -- Midtown and Saga -- and then drop a BOMB on the WORLD. (They talk about something that's very important them and perhaps you!!!!!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton made Dave read Judge Dredd and Dave made Hampton listen to the Ramones and they battle to the death over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave were driven to recording in person by technical difficulties and it’s the happiest they’ve ever been. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave catch up about the state of the world and then read a listener's story about a zoom meeting getting bombed by nazis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Hampton are back after a week off to get real dumb for just a minute during a global revolution. This episode is both. It is some very dumb jokes, and also a great deal of coming with it now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave remember Richard Bain. All the love to Richard Bain. Rest in peace, buddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave talk about touching their friends hands, and how important it is to them, before reading a story from a listener about covid trapping them into cleaning five million pools a day. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave read some of your stories about getting banned from conventions. It turns out a lot of Y'all Ever fans have gotten band from a convention? Also some of them are reveling in quarantine. Hampton and Dave talk about that too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A few weeks ago, Dave and Hampton read an email from a listener who dropped out of rehab and whose fiancee left them at the beginning of quarantine. This episode is the DRAMATIC CONCLUSION of that story. (Spoiler alert: it's wonderful.) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Hampton check in with each other to make sure they're handling lockdown and career panic emotionally well and the truth is they're kinda freaking out!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave call the quarantine protestors dumb and read some listener emails about quitting substance use during a pandemic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Hampton go pretty riff-crazy this week. There was some pizza in there, and some murder, but the real highlight was System of a Down. This is a System-of-a-Down-heavy episode for SURE. They also read your stories, as always. This week featured stories of learning Korean and, of course, stories of sex with a pillow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave can't sleep and he has a zit, and he can't shut up about it. Hampton gives him some helpful hints about it. They read some messages from listeners that are literally successfully dating while in quarantine. Also some bidet mishaps. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave go through more of your Covid-19 stories. This week is all about having a stressful life, and then ALSO there is quarantine. Quarantine is painting everything in life with a fat stress brush. Hampton wears an American Flag as a shawl for this entire recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave read listeners' stories of dealing with quarantine and the most stressful groceries week in American history. Also, they discuss FREAKING OUT and how to prevent that and also that they have failed at preventing that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hampton and Dave record remotely because of coronavirus quarantining! Social distancing, bro! You gotta do it! You also gotta podcast, though. You have to. They talk about feeling terrified of COVID-19, and feeling optimistic about life after, and about anxiety in general, and also about shitting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Hampton share some stories about literally scaring yourself. Sure you thought someone scared you, but there was no one there, so no one else scared you, you scared yourself. Anxiety sucks dude. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Hampton say goodbye. And hello! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WELCOME TO Y'ALL EVER?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dave and Hampton catch up with their dear friend and fellow comedian Erin Lennox, then talk with her at length about the suicides she’s dealt with in her life, and about the process of coping with the suicide of a loved one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices