Sex Archie

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter Nice: Men of Honor by Ariana Jackson; directed by Catriona McKenzie Archie suffers a concussion large enough to convince him to be a normal person, while Veronica rolls back all her beliefs from a powerful guilt trip. All this and more as Alaina uses what little voice she has left in a cloud of germs.

As we said last episode, we are not home to put out our usual content, but we did have something to share. When this episode drops we will be enjoying Galaxy's Edge at Disney's Hollywood Studios. This bonus episode follows the process of planning a Walt Disney World vacation, the reasons we had for making the choices we did, and a few pieces of advice you might find useful, or at least entertaining. We'll be back soon with our recap of Chapter 69 (nice): Men of Honor

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 68: Quiz Show by Ted Sullivan; directed by Chell Stephen Betty tried to return a gift. Frank works out the details of a loan. Kevin earns Riverdale's highest hourly wage.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 67: Varsity Blues by Aaron Allen; directed by Roxanne Benjamin It's been weeks since we spent time with our kids and suddenly they're football champions. Archie prescribes his uncle some advice. Betty collects quotes. Cheryl can't go a week without starting a new feud.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 66: Tangerine by Brain E Paterson; directed by Gabriel Correa Fangs Fogarty is back on the show and nothing I can put in this description is more important than that. Riverdale will return in six weeks.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 65: In Treatment by Tessa Leigh Williams; directed by Michael Goi FINALLY! ADULT SUPERVISION!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 64: The Ice Storm by Arabella Anderson; directed by Alex Pillai Betty has sodium-powered sex. Archie saves lives by endangering them. Cheryl proves that she is the biggest South Park fan of all.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 62: Hereditary by James DeWille; directed by Gabriel Correa Hiram is back in town, which means Archie gets menaced and the Lodges are torn apart. Meanwhile Betty gets in touch with the video gigolo and Jughead witnesses the least interesting suicide of all time. This episode not brought to you by anything we mentioned, trust me.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 62: Witness for the Prosecution by Devon Turner; directed by Harry Jierjian Kevin and Betty go to killer camp. Archie forgot to bake the calms. Jughead aims far below his reading level. Veronica forgets how the law works, or maybe she knows better than any of us.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 61: Halloween by Janine Salinas Schoenberg; directed by Erin Feeley Trick or treat, Archie's beat, Jughead can't stay on his feet. That's right, all the spooky happenings finally have an excuse as Halloween descends on Riverdale. Is hazing out of control at our elite institutions? Has Nana Rose become a pirate? Did you notice the subtle plug for a spinoff?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 60: Dog Day Afternoon by Ace Hasan & Greg Murray; directed by Greg(ory) Smith Things are coming to an explosive end as the fourth season rockets toward its conclusion. Wait, you mean this is only the third episode? This is how this season STARTS!? Sweet Elijah...

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 59: Fast Times at Riverdale High by Michael Grassi and Will Ewing; directed by Pamela Romanowsky After a week's pause, it is time to dive in to the season 4 plot of Riverdale. Jughead becomes a class traitor. Veronica goes to desperate lengths to fill the seats. Reggie has a subplot of his own; isn't that nice?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 58: In Memoriam by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa; directed by Gabriel Correa Season 4 begins with the moment we've been anticipating for months: the death of Fred Andrews and a tribute to Luke Perry. Riverdale becomes starkly real, as the hyperreality gives way to the grief and work that come with losing family. There are no jokes in this episode description.

Riverdale returns soon, but we returned first! In this bonus episode, we talk about the first episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries, a kids' cartoon celebrating its 20th anniversary today. What of the whole town of Riverdale was threatened by an evil, deadly conspiracy, but it was certified safe for the little ones? You'd probably have to involve starchy veg and a future Broadway superstar.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 57: Survive the Night by Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa & Michael Grassi, directed by Rachel Talalay It's finale season, and this year that means everything happens. Our heroes LARP for their lives. The Farm's ascension may be surprisingly literal. Why have one huge cliffhanger to tease season 4 when you can have three!

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 56: The Dark Secret of Harvest House by Cristine Chambers & James DeWille; directed by Rob Seidenglanz The identity of the Gargoyle King is revealed! The Farm's true harvest is revealed! Veronica's greatest plan is revealed! Won't someone think of the children?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 55: Prom Night by Britta Lundin & Devon Turner; directed by David Katzenberg Spring is in the air, and that means only one thing is on our high school cast's minds: the various murder plots, cults, and conspiracies they're entangled in. They also make time to attend the Junior Prom.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 54: Fear the Reaper by Janine Salinas Schoenberg & Will Ewing; directed by Alexandra La Roche Betty infiltrates The Farm. Jughead plays a high-stakes game of G&G. Archie buries himself in guilt. Wait, wasn't there supposed to be a new episode this week?

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 53: Jawbreaker by Brian E. Paterson & Arabella Anderson; directed by Gabriel Correa We come back from our break to ratchet up the tension. Archie fights a 'roid monster. Jughead falls into a puzzle trap. Betty takes hostages.

Welcome to Sex Archie: The Riverdale Recap Podcast This episode covers Chapter 52 The Raid by Greg Murray & Ace Hasan; directed by Pamela Romanowsky Jughead takes charge. Archie takes on charges. Betty charges ahead. Cheryl gets charged.