World Wide Net Cast

The holidays are upon us, and Dan, Stefan, and Thomas share stories of their families and childhoods. Facebook Group: Mercenary Ink Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Stefan is banned from Persona 5, Thomas predicts the destruction of consensus reality, Stefan uses subterfuge while cooking, holiday traditions, December birthdays, pothole heroes, family stories, rioting in the age of Instagram, Thomas makes powerful political enemies. Facebook Group: Mercenary Ink Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Video Game Marathon Men, Election Fever, Satanists for City Council, Kevin Spacey, Why Millenials are ruining everything, Stranger Things 2, History Is Always Worse Than You Thought, Talkin Bout Your Generations, The Court of MuthaFuckery. Facebook Group: Mercenary Ink Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Morning radio with Stefan and Thomas, subway orders, fuck Jimmy Johns, Dungeons and Dragons psychology, underwears, Bing at work, best cartoons, best and worst teachers, problematic heroes, bad improv. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Movie rentals, Kung Fu Yoga, Blink Cincinnati, streetcar racism, Chili Fest, Jayden Smith or Mitch Hedberg, Where are they now: Dick Cheney, we're very excited about robots. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Sorry for all the mic bumps, we only had three mics and four people. Improv retrospective, masturbation rules, Dan becomes attractive, Stefan's twitter feed, Chatroulette games, Stefan uses his body to make money, D and D Comeuppance, Pizza stories, Dan forgets taxonomy. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Pre-owned BMWs, warping into fantasy universes, Equifax hax, terrible love songs, Spice World, Jungle Jims, weird anime premises (which is to say all of them). Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

We're taking a break this week to celebrate our twentieth episode! Please enjoy a collection of moments that didn't make the actual podcast (because they were even worse than normal). As a special bonus, please enjoy our ill-fated attempt at long form improv! ... You will not enjoy it. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

New laptops, jokes in poor taste, gay cowboys, anime raves and cosplay sex, sleeping on a snorlax's belly, Planned Parenthood standup comedy, milk memes, Spicy Tuna updates, Senran Kagura Estival Versus, Renaissance Bingo, Women's Health Centers, Juggalos. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

John Green news, Celebrity divorces, Grace Helbig, Robot fantasy space, social value, on being busy, The Room, Stefan helps Dan die, Terry Crews reads the King James Bible and builds a computer, Donnie Yen fights Mike Tyson, Thomas conquers space, in-jokes, Jackie Chan Danventures, the birth of Hand Goblin, ending on a high note. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Too tired to be descriptive: there's probably anime, Dungeons and Dragons, John Green, and Politics in this. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Scaramucci, Rick and Morty, Christian Clubs, Dan ruins a fantasy economy, Blink 182 saves the world, Stefan screens news sources poorly, Thomas does Triva (Thursdays at Arcade Legacy Bar Edition), skeleton malls, Takoyaki lost in translation, Roller Coaster Bro, Linkin Park, Dan is still mad about Dungeons and Dragons. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Dan is the messenger of Death, delightful internet comments, NPR segments, how much Spider-Man can lift over his head, Making amends with John Green, Stefan is confused about Death Cab for Cutie, Book Club, DnD chicanery, more John Green plots, things you can put drugs in, arguing about Lex Luthor, Dr. Doom for President, Dragon Dildos, Fursonas. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Stefan's shirt comes off, Thomas' unified field theory, Kawaii reflections of reality, killing birds again, shooting Hitler in the face, Mark Ruffalo ruins everything, quick and dirty metaphysics, personal mottos, GURRRENNNN LAGGGGAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?! Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Dan's short-lived rap career, airhorns, shooting protestors, Big Daddy Putin, things that Trump got right, Hemingway / Fitzgerald dick measuring contest, Dan writes a John Green book in five minutes, black panthers, Taylor Swift, Channing Tatum stories, clsoing threads, ending on a high note. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Talkin' bout MBMBAM, sycophantic babble, Putin, conspiracy fact, Pussy Riot, bird taxonomy, heteroflexibility, snowflakes, purchasing fentanyl in bulk, l33t $p3@k, Dan tries to make everyone eat him. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

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A bunch of politics! Where in the world is Donald Trump? Lasagna Cats Descriptive Statistics, Tear gas jokes, roving gangs of wild journalists, impressions, the best time to mow your lawn, Dan's reading list, Stefan is a luddite, sex robots, Demolition Man, Christmas movies, Elon Musk. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

CGI Anime, Gantz, Evangelion, Dancing Squeegee Men, Stefan's amazing impressions, drug trips, terrorism, Google Phone Advertisements, Pokemon vs. Digimon, Art and War, Podcasts ideas, House of Leaves, Patreon Ideas, Familiar Tourism. Thomas' beautiful voice. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .

Why is Tommy the best Power Ranger? Pronunciation - gif or gif? Huniepop, Stefan blows off John Green, Channing Tatum stories, information leaks, video game advertising, The Martian, Captain America (Again), Dave Chapelle, cartoons that never should have been, Japanese toilet demons, cheese beards, video game companions, face cheese, we are animals now, we go full circle. Please share and rate on iTunes! Email us at wwnc@mercenaryink.com ! Title music is "Flashback" by Robert Dale Sager, https://sagermen.bandcamp.com . Other music is from http://www.bensound.com .