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Phil was broadcasting from the Knoxville Zoo when he made a new friend - Gigi! Gigi is a soon-to-be 12-year-old girl, who is in Knoxville to visit Children's Hospital where she, like Phil says, is saying "bye bye" to leukemia. While visiting the Zoo, Gigi's Mom decided to sing "Circle of Life" to the lions when...one lion decided they had heard "The Lion King" song one too many times...

Seems like everybody is getting naked online. And Phil's not even talking about the...sites were you would expect that. All this nakedness makes Phil want to scream....what's the word? Oh yeah - NO!

Catherine Howell is finishing a newscast, when she gets an unexpected visitor...

Spelling is really important. Especially if you're forging a note from your husband...who you're trying to murder... Find out the details to that story and more in IDIOTS OF THE DAY!

A couple of people steal a running car...and then drop the 8-year-old boy, who was in the backseat, off at his elementary school. Find out the details to that story and more in this edition of IDIOTS OF THE DAY...

"I just got confused and thought this was the Hilton..." An Oklahoma fan pre-pre-gamed a little too hard before this past weekend's Oklahoma football game.

WVLT's Ted Hall went on a trip with his wife when some of the local wildlife....challenged Ted...

Phil's generally a pretty positive guy. But there are something that just make him go....NO! NO NO NO!

Why are people upset that a Christmas cup is ONLY red and green? Well, one of the reasons - it's a day that ends in "Y".... Let's see who's offended!

What are the best ways children (and some radio producers) use to stall when a parent is making them go to bed? Find out that and more in this edition of STUPID NEWS...

They breed. They vote. They're IDIOTS OF THE DAY...

Have you ever passed gas on a plane? Well, a crew had to make an emergency landing because the plane filled up....with farts.

This edition of STUPID NEWS contains stories of weak bladder control and the New Haven Police want to teach you a lesson. No word if they want to ground you....

Which bathroom stall is the cleanest? Thanks to science, and this edition of STUPID NEWS, you'll know!

A weekend MSNBC host says a common descriptor "demeans the slave experience" and hip-hop artist A$AP Ferg really needs to crack a dictionary. Phil has a message for these two - "NO! NO NO NO!!"

A new law in the Ukraine led to a surprising modification to a Vladamir Lenin statue and there a 5 brand-new Pop Tart flavors. The details to this, and more, in this edition of FAVORITE STORIES OF THE DAY...

The legendary Pat Boone joined Phil for a nearly 20 minute interview! Hear Pat talk about his unwavering faith, the time that a young Elvis Presley opened for him and who impresses him musically today...

Someone passed an article along to Phil about how rapper Wakka Flaka Flame wanted to be Speaker of the House. That someone just so happened to be Congressman Jimmy Duncan. The Congressman joined Phil on-air to give his thoughts on Mr. Flaka Flame's future as the Speaker, as well as some more realistic candidates...

According to some (mostly Phil), Facebook is one of the greatest detectives in the modern world. This is another instance of when Facebook "get's their guy!" And you won't believe WHERE AND HOW this guy was caught....