Totally Married

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  03:16 Livestream September 9th  07:05 How To Become a Life Coach  09:35 The Perfect Poop Plate Update  12:28 What Does Andy's Dream Mean?  17:18 Ooh This Is Interesting!  20:35 Cue The Tears  25:15 Widower Mudd'n  30:47 Backseat Driving  36:12 Mormon Influencers  51:01 Grey Hairs

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  03:25 Writers Strike Update  07:19 Throwing Ropes 11:17 Hanging The Christmas Garland  18:29 Squeamish Surgery 25:44 Extreme Jigsaw Puzzling 27:27 Post Blue Balls Burrito 29:34 Let's Talk About Maggots 39:05 Body Disposal 43:58 Where Are The Dead Squirrels?

A new Crossword puzzle passion and beef, Elizabeth’s leftovers catastrophe, a wedding dance floor moment that gave Elizabeth goosebumps, adjusting Andy's ADHD medication and how his ADHD diagnosis has changed their lives - All that and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  05:43 Hurricane Hilary  07:04 Crush'n on Stephanie  10:21 Time To Beef  13:48 A Vuori Thanks Would Be Nice  16:22 How To Ruin Leftovers  17:28 Blue Balls Line In The Sand  24:41 Disaster Energy In The Air  29:49 Crossword Puzzle Rules  39:49 British Wedding Magic  44:58 ADHD Struggles   53:54 Caffeine Addiction

Deli platter debacles, a BIG VIP moment for Elizabeth, UFOs, Ketchup questions and more on this week's episode of Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:41 Why Do Doctors Flush Dog Poop  05:42 Family Meals Are Tough  07:46 Deli Platters  22:23 Hollywood Networking  25:27 Bagger Blindness  29:31 Body Image Podcasts  30:28 Congress UFO Hearings  34:37 Alien Biologics  36:05 Does Trump Know About The UFOs 48:25 Good Signs vs Bad Signs  56:45 Who Likes Hunts Ketchup? 

Elizabeth takes a French Class, a marital fight resolved, an attempt to debunk intermittent fasting, and seeking a peaceful body image - all on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  02:55 Elizabeth Goes To French Class  07:54 The Workbook Felt Incredible   20:56 Elizabeth Tells A Joke At French Class  26:50 I Just Thought This Would Fun  28:36 Body Image Struggles   29:31 Intermittent Fasting 

Andy has a new dream job at a supermarket, public surveillance, Elizabeth’s seasonal cocktail plan, Men peeing off decks, the ethics of billionaire-ism, financial disparity in St. Louis and more on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright   00:00 Intro  02:05 What Happened To TWA Airlines?  07:24 Unethical Billionaires   11:01 Covid Hit The House  14:44 Aperol Spritz Summer  23:51 Andy's Dream Job  37:41 Peeing Off The Deck  46:51 Is It OK To Kiss Your Ex On The Cheek?  50:12 Sex With Your Ex  54:19 Wealth Conundrums 

Elizabeth's college roommate's secret term paper about her athletic deficiencies, Andy's belly button sensitivity, last night's Paramore concert, and Andy attempts to put Elizabeth's fear of flying at ease before her cross country flight and FAILS BIGTIME. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:45 Runners Envy 01:23 A Secret Term Paper About Elizabeth 17:27 Andy's Belly Button Situation 25:56 The Paramore Concert Ruled! 35:46 Is Kindness Cool Now? 40:38 Scared Of Flying Part 56 46:47 Airlines Ranked

Chik Fil-A, naps, electric toothbrushes, medium well steak, and a beautiful Cinnabon reconciliation are discussed in-depth by married couple Elizabeth and Andy.  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:34 Is Chick-fil-A going to hell? 07:58 Elizabeth is pro Sabbath 17:42 Donut Men vs Donut Women 20:59 Gen X'rs and Millennials 26:05 Kids Chore Advice / Swiffer Butt 30:36 Suri Toothbrush Review 41:41 How do you like your steak? 49:17 A Cinnabon Reconciliation

Shameful childhood moments, a linguistic dilemma, the Mandela effect, and first jobs. It’s a miracle Andy manages to turn Elizabeth's grumpy grimace into a smile.  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:21 Is Anybody Listening? 06:29 Cold Urticaria 10:17 Dilemma vs. Dilemna 17:25 A Shameful Memory 34:18 Survivor 39:25 The Sweetest Thing Ever 43:56 How To Fold A Paper Towel 49:44 One Last Dumb Thing

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a bathroom-based ethical dilemma, how your behavior can make its mark unbeknownst to you, and then Elizabeth shares an incredible story involving this very podcast!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:15 An Ethical Bathroom Dilemma 12:56 Hand Under Shorts Incident 30:35 Smelling Gross Things 36:29 A Magical Moment

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their experience with a bird cam, a docu-series that has really left them reeling, a different show that has a tres bon place in their hearts, and whether or not Andy is actually a real person or a figment of Elizabeth's disturbed imagination!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 02:28 Hummingbird Update 08:02 Bird On Bird Violence 15:36 The Curious Case Of Natalia Grace 24:29 Viral Video Update 29:02 Hallelujah 32:21 L'Agence - The French Agency 43:09 Is Andy Real? 57:25 Rage and Rip 01:02:19 Baccarat Rouge 540

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his VIP status at a favorite restaurant, the new little friend in their lives that is bringing so much joy, whether "nice gestures" count if there are notable perks received, and lastly an update on Elizabeth's favorite perfume! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 05:09 VIP Restaurant Status 20:02 Brownie The Hummingbird 30:53 Is Andy The A-Hole? 48:21 Perfume Update

Elizabeth and Andy discuss how religious dogma shaped her teenage experiences, do a confessional role play, and talk about their viral cast iron skillet cleaning video plus what restaurant experiences recently delighted Andy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:18 Is Anybody Listening? 04:43 Boyfriends 12:24 Do You Really Go To Hell? 14:11 Is This How Confession Works? 30:22 We Went Viral 54:56 Joyful Waitstaff! 58:11 I Don't Know What To Do With My Eyes 01:03:42 A Woman Who Doesn't Feel Pain

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her life in PT and without coffee, Andy's recent experience almost getting scammed, Otis's birth from his perspective, the emotional journey that is Ikea! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:30 Is Anybody Listening? 01:23 Quitin' Coffee Ain't Fun 04:42 Pelvic Floor Therapy Update 24:14 Labor Stories 32:01 How To Handle A Scammer 37:55 Elizabeth's Not Built For Ikea 50:11 Peanuts In The Shell Out Of The Shell

Andy updates Elizabeth on the infamous car note, as well as a dip into health corner before discussing Andy's sex circadian rhythm and Elizabeth's new journey to becoming a crotchety old gal!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:50 It's RAY-O's! 03:57 Maison Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat 540 update 13:04 The Car Note... an update! 17:47 Elizabeth's Health Corner 29:33 Andy's Handy's 32:59 Andy's Cycle 38:06 Andy's Health Corner 47:43 Cast Iron Care 49:32 A Crotchety Old Gal

Elizabeth and Andy discuss finding the right scent, the status of a former flame, what recipe of Elizabeth's is causing tension at home and why two nightmares have rattled Andy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 03:11 Cast Iron Skillet Talk 14:00 She smelled so good! 28:17 Don't Come Around Here Anymore 39:16 Lemon Bar Spirit 47:16 Bad Dreams

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent devious behavior, why she thinks wedding dances are tough, what they want to be called as grandparents and warning: they instate a temporary lift on the poop ban! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:31 Is Anybody Listening? 04:27 We Swore We Wouldn't Watch It 09:30 Wedding Dance? No Thanks! 10:46 A Confession 31:13 Seriously Wedding Dances Are 50:32 Bathroom Race To The Sink 51:26 The Poop Ban Is Lifted

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizabeth's life that might be for good reason afterall!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:40 Is Anybody Listening? 03:09 Tetris Affair 10:44 Health Corner 28:36 Family Guide To Paris 44:49 What is the point?

Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have too much agency in life choices and what incident on the mountain has made Elizabeth a conflict sniper!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:23 The Plaid Couch 08:23 Diamond Joe Ghost 24:58 Florida Time 39:30 Water Trauma 50:14 Anxiety At The Meat Counter 55:02 Sucker Punch Mountain

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye, what heirloom Andy has been right about all along and what dessert Elizabeth hasn't had! Apologies to all Viktors!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:16 Tampon Quiz 04:21 Space Sex 06:21 Sally Ride 19:52 Car Lease Tips 22:27 A Nice Caddy! 27:51 The Sterling 825 31:30 Anticipatory Joy 41:48 Heirlooms 47:11 Affogato Avocado