Totally Married

Elizabeth and Andy, on their NEW PLAID COUCH!! discuss their favorite Florida memories as well as why Andy is water - averse, whether kids today have too much agency in life choices and what incident on the mountain has made Elizabeth a conflict sniper!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:23 The Plaid Couch 08:23 Diamond Joe Ghost 24:58 Florida Time 39:30 Water Trauma 50:14 Anxiety At The Meat Counter 55:02 Sucker Punch Mountain

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what the brilliant minds at Nasa are certainly already looking into, what beautiful vehicle recently caught Elizabeth's eye, what heirloom Andy has been right about all along and what dessert Elizabeth hasn't had! Apologies to all Viktors!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:16 Tampon Quiz 04:21 Space Sex 06:21 Sally Ride 19:52 Car Lease Tips 22:27 A Nice Caddy! 27:51 The Sterling 825 31:30 Anticipatory Joy 41:48 Heirlooms 47:11 Affogato Avocado

Elizabeth and Andy discuss what got Elizabeth's blood boiling at school drop off, what business Andy is convinced Elizabeth should start to get her on shark tank, and what the pink tax is all about?  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:16 Is Anybody Listening? 04:09 My Blood Is Boiling 28:24 Parking Lot Duolingo 32:53 Birthday At The Mall 40:45 And then we went to Costco 53:47 Nobody's Listening Right Pads 59:38 She Will Have The Tortilla Soup 01:02:32 How Do Cramps Work? 01:05:07 Shark Tank 01:12:23 Crazy New York Apartments

On this week of Andy Rosen's birth, he and Elizabeth discuss his favorite topic - farts, as well as a new tracking app he's thinking about getting, whether or not bacteria have souls, and how Elizabeth is trying to re-route her thoughts about flying! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:59 Coast To Coast Cinnamon Toast 05:21 They Did It On New Years, Not Christmas 07:41 Hard Things 08:26 Okay Periods 11:15 Mittelschmerz 18:53 Party Down Season 3 20:45 Some Fart Facts 28:00 Whole Brain Living 32:12 Do Plants Have Feelings? 35:12 We Are Feelings Creatures That Think 55:47 Happy Birthday Andy!  

Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's recent lesson in trusting the process, how unnerving AI can be, why Elizabeth's birthday discovery made her feel connected to her parents in a weird way, a major saltines update, and which comfort foods Andy turns to when sick! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 04:53 It's A Small World 06:42 Trust The Process 19:06 Ofelia K Chaos Cave 20:56 So Why Am I An 30:31 AI Is Scary 39:43 The Most Common Birthday In The World 53:53 Burnt Saltines 55:46 Cinnamon Toast

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a car-note update, birthday party etiquette, weird music industry parties and why nepotism recently bummed Elizabeth out, maybe for no reason!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:29 A Perfect Mix Between Mark and Jay 06:29 Keeping it Professional 12:27 Tetris Update 13:11 Note On The Car Update 25:10 A Stressful Piñata 37:47 The Music Industry 49:11 Can We Circle Back To Tetris 53:32 Snoop Dogg's Cousin

Elizabeth's eatin' it as she and Andy discuss their pronunciation debate, why girls aren't concerned about bumming around in their bathing suits and the OG argument that got them into couple's therapy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 09:21 Wannabe Party Crashers 19:22 Bad Butt Day 38:39 The Biggest Fight We Ever Had

Elizabeth and Andy get real in today's episode about a tricky relationship dynamic, Andy gives an update on his childhood memory/mystery and then they discuss their banishment during a recent anniversary trip! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:19 Steakhouse Syndrome 24:42 Memory Land 26:22 The House Across The Street 36:15 Ojai Trip 42:18 The Difference Between Us 52:32 Dessert Squid Game 55:21 A Sign

Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent obsession/addiction, plus a discussion about fears of flying, and the very strange request Elizabeth made at a party! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:54 House Update 04:00 Let's Talk About Addiction 27:44 Health Corner 28:29 Plane Crash Corner 43:25 I Wish You Did My Hair More 49:28 Wrap Up  

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their relationship to drunken nights by the toilet, Andy has an update about his childhood mystery and then they discuss how to gauge whether or not that voice telling you something is dangerous is a legit gut feeling or just your fear brain kicking in! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:46 Patreon Update 02:31 The Pukes 04:58 Wisdom Teeth Nightmare 11:21 I Got A Schatzki's Ring 14:23 Jansporting 17:41 Intuition 20:31 The Volcano: Rescue From Whakaari 26:01 A Wild Flight To Georgia 28:58 Whole Brain Living 31:27 More Volcano / Flight fear 35:27 House Across The Street update 43:49 Saying No 53:48 Sour Cream Vs Ranch 57:18 Krunchers Potato Chips

Elizabeth and Andy reuinte after some time apart to discuss what the appropriate time to microwave broccoli is, a childhood mystery, how not to approach dog poop, and Andy's new skyscraper endeavors!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:41 Review Ick 02:38 Traveling 04:08 O Magazine Is back? 10:27 Broccoli 14:05 Dog Poop On A Plate 20:10 The House Across The Street 36:05 Religion 43:14 Church Sky Scraper 53:45 Wrap up

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it  and what went down during an intense family round of Mario Kart! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:14 Is Anybody Listening? 04:55 George Santos 17:21 Liar Liar 25:08 Anna & Bernie 32:11 Mario Kart 8 39:26 Good Night

Elizabeth and Andy discuss  Eckhart Tolle’s impressive crowd work, how a potential alien invasion might go down and what made them each uncomfortable at a party! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:38 Taking Down Eckhart Tolle 03:10 Heart Hands 05:47 Middle Aged Love Island 21:52 Gunther's Millions 30:07 Alien Update 35:40 BBQ Charm

Elizabeth and Andy discuss a months in the making plumber update from Elizabeth's "morning's morning", how Elizabeth resigned herself to a terrible fate, and why they are or are not going to be joining Raya!  Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright

Elizabeth and Andy discuss running into therapists in the wild, their very fun dinner out with an annointed saint, what makes them happy, and why Elizabeth brought fur puppy into the Love Island convo! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright

Elizabeth and Andy discuss some hard hitting questions such as how they would rank drug stores, how they'd rank fast food, and why Andy got into a bit of a pickle explaining hard drugs to his young child! Support the show! www.patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Follow us on Insta for Andy's fun clips! https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Follow us on Youtube for full length vids! https://youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright

Elizabeth and Andy discuss his recent experience at a retail conglomorate that left him feeling both guilty and satisfied, plus an update on the car note, health corner and how Pokemon has taken over their lives! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright

Happy New Year! Elizabeth and Andy discuss removing ego from creativity, an update to note-gate 2022, and what weird accusations a half-asleep Elizabeth launched at Andy the other night! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright

Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a neighborhood mystery, a health update, and a non-apology reenactment. Enjoy! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their hangover holiday party tour, why her face is looking a bit different, and how the wonderful somebodies/nobodies out there are changing their health for the better! Happy Holidays! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright