F**king Sports

In Episode V, Hopkins relates his recent experience moonlighting as a police informant, Kolsky turns out to be kind of a big sissy (at least when it comes to the simultaneous verbal and physical abuse of 19 and 20 year-olds) and everybody agrees that college basketball basically sucks balls. PLUS -- misadventures in YouTube!

In Episode IV, Kolsky and Hopkins break down the brackets!! Only not the actual March Madness brackets, but Deadspin's fucking swear word bracket. So instead of Wichita State being the lowest seed in the Final Four, maybe Fuckface gets those honors in this scenario... You'll have to listen* to find out! Fair warning -- this particular episode is even dirtier than usual, at least as far as the language goes... Enjoy! * If you want to follow along while listening, you can find the blank Deadspin bracket here.

In Episode III, Kolsky and Hopkins begin by resurrecting some of the great lost episode with a spirited discussion of what would make for the worst final four in each the three major sports. THEN things get really good, as Kolsky sits down with former Red Sox and Expo and continued counterculture icon Bill "Spaceman" Lee for a good 30 minutes of baseball (and life) education.

Episode II of Fucking Sports had a bit of a false start (we'll explain) but don't worry -- by the time we were done it was spun fucking gold. We discuss punk music, booze and fashion. It's possible we mentioned sports in there somewhere... Enjoy!

The inaugural episode of Fucking Sports, starring Matt Kolsky and Andrew Hopkins. Wherein they attempt to explain who the fuck they are, what led them to this apparent dead fucking end in their lives, and what exactly they intend to do with this fucking thing...