Pencils Down

It’s been a long time since we recorded an episode! Where have we been? What do we have to talk about? There were so many strange things discussed, it’s hard to remember them all! Just listen to us. You were going to listen anyway.

This episode starts off with the duo being very philosophical, and then somehow a urethra gets mentioned. If that’s not Pencils Down, we don’t know what is.

Somebody is being very, very curious in this episode. Why so many questions? And do any of them really get answered?

Not much of a preview on this one. Just know that Cyril imagines awkward moments about Jenny and her mom.

This might be one of our most boring episodes yet, or at least the first 10 minutes feel like it. We go back to our roots, meaning that this episode was recorded at Cyril’s house, only a few feet from where this podcast began. On an unrelated note, Jenny has to talk about panties for a few … Continue reading Where Did This All Begin?

Our very first episode was called “What’s in the Box?” Now, two years later, we follow it up with “What’s in the Cup?” This is our third- or maybe fourth-sexiest episode yet!

OK, we know that bookstores are still around, but nobody really talks about them anymore… except for us! We spend at least 5 minutes talking about things that happened in bookstores, so we are already cooler than any other podcast you could possibly be listening to right now.

Oh, come on. Labor Day just passed. You already know who went to the convention. Imagine what happens when it’s a topic on Pencils Down, though! Wait, you don’t have to imagine. It’s right here!

Jenny and Cyril have nothing to talk about. Really, it’s even worse than usual. Maybe Cyril should start stripping again. Oh, wait, maybe he does!

WE ARE CALLING OUT A FRIEND WHO MISSED A MEETING. JENNY AND CYRIL CAN’T BELIEVE HE MISSED THE MEETING. THIS EPISODE IS ALL ABOUT THE FRIEND WHO MISSED A MEETING AND ALSO A HOT HOBO.

Is this the Internet’s first strip podcast? Who knows? Cyril does at least 90% of the talking in this episode, and he does 100% of the stripping. It’s nudity night on Pencils Down for some reason.

We’re posting this nearly two weeks after recording it, and we can’t remember what it’s about! Maybe you can tell us!

It’s time to put Pitbull in his place. A new Mr. Worldwide is coming. How is this going to work? Find out on Pencils Down!

Cyril is trying to make people famous. Jenny is eating cookies with her hands. Cyril and Jenny agree that gorillas have the most famous hands. This is why Cyril and Jenny make such a successful partnership.

Cyril feels charitable at first, but Jenny tries to put a stop to it. After a very short time, though, Jenny gets into the giving spirit, too. Who needs bananas?!

For some reason, this episode was recorded in a basement. There may have been a man with a meat hook in the basement with us, or maybe we just talked about a man with a meat hook.

This episode is mostly about fitness, and Jenny and Cyril each approach their fitness in VERY different ways. Which way is right? It doesn’t matter as long as there’s a twerk team at the end!

And another one! We’re headed to IKEA again, and this time we think Pitbull is joining us. Has anybody seen him lately? Has anybody NOT seen him lately? He’s everywhere! Except maybe IKEA.

There’s been a robbery! And we’re hungry! How can we eat at a time like this?

After too much time between episodes, Cyril and Jenny are back with commentary on brownies, noses, and what they would do if they were forced to rap to an audience.